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Slashdot website down

Leigh Smith

This is terrible! 

I've been so bored this morning that I actually did some work.

Ian Yates

Not ALL down 

Stop

The RSS feed is still fine O_o (if somewhat useless)

http://rss.slashdot.org/

Neil Kay

Thank god 

Alert

Thank god it isn't more serious - imagine a beowulf cluster failing.

Mike Crawshaw

This is wonderful! 

Joke

The % accuracy of spelling on the web has increased 4% today...

Matt W

Not terrible 

Joke

Think of the 'First Post' opportunities when they come back up.

<ducks>

Anonymous Coward

Nooooo, no sourceforge! 

Anyone got a mirror for ttf2pt1?

threaded

Hot grits 

Paris Hilton

1) Maybe Natalie Portman poured some hot grits on their beowulf cluster and they're now naked and petrified.

2) ???

3) Profit!

Jon Styer

Work? 

Stop

WORK? Who can work when we don't know what happened to Slashdot?????

John Imrie

In other news 

Happy

30/04/2008 is most productive day in IT this year.

Thank God El Reg is still up.

Fraser

Shit 

I'll have to make my moronic, reactionary, ill educated comments here instead. Oh, wait... ;)

Anonymous Coward

@leigh smith 

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Did you know that if your boss googled ( or other ) your name, assuming that it's your real name, he/she would then find out what you have been upto.

Just a thought.

Daniel Dainty

@This is terrible! 

Still found time to visit El Reg though, so you can't have done *that* much work...

...like me...

Anonymous Coward

@leigh smith 

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Did you know that if your boss googled ( or other ) your name, assuming that it's your real name, he/she would then find out what you have been upto. Or not.

Just a thought.

George Johnson

Oh dear! 

Alert

Imagine all that unvented spleen being bottled up by the unwashed geek masses, I'd start hiding the shotgun cartridges now!

Geoff Spick

head-botted? 

Stop

I'm betting the system went down just as their story "Botnetters named and shamed" was about to be published.

Richard Fletcher

But does it run linux? 

Mod 5+ (Funny)

Ash

Reason for downtime 

Joke

GTA IV marathon session all last night, and the Bawls supply has run out.

Server Ninja downtime.

John Kelly

From the "I wish I'd thought of that department" 

http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/slashdot.org

Kush

Oh no, what are we going to do now? 

Unhappy

what did someone forget pay the bill?

Anonymous Coward

its working now 

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its working now

Anonymous Coward

Should have.... 

Happy

used Windows?

Andrew Badera

Fine here - NYS, USA - 8:55AM EST 

Jobs Horns

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Punky

Its back... 

/. is back up atm (14:13 BST) but running a bit slow.

Anonymous Coward

@@leigh smith 

Happy

So, A.C., is that a good thing or a bad thing? You don't seem too certain about it ...

Neil Greatorex

@Fine here - NYS, USA - 8:55AM EST 

Pirate

Yes, it's fine here now too...

The fact that the site was down for 4 hours is unimportant, as long as you can access it now. Duh.

Andrew Ducker

Not just /. 

Also Sourceforge - which owns /.

Craig

Sourceforge owns slashdot? 

No way, Slashdot 0wns all other websites!!1

Richard Thomas

Not forgetting... 

I for one welcome our Slashdot-crashing overlords

John

am I alone? 

Happy

I didn't actually notice.

Haku

In Soviet Russia 

Servers downtime you!

Melissa Ter

@George Johnson 

Happy

"Imagine all that unvented spleen being bottled up by the unwashed geek masses, I'd start hiding the shotgun cartridges now!"

George I think you mean nerd and not geek. My theory the biggest difference between geeks and nerds is that geeks bathe.