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Coming soon: The Church of Googlology?

Those among you who are increasingly concerned at Google's inexorable rise to total domination of Planet Earth would do well to check out this report into the vast number of domain names the search monolith has acquired, many of which indicate its sinister future intentions. A good percentage of Google's domain manifest is made …

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Alien

I for one welcome our new google overlords

...and would like to offer my services to the googleinquisition in rounding up others to work in their off world googlemines.

Paris Hilton

Money

IIRC, a certain L Ron Hubfraud mentioned starting a new religion as the easiest way to make a fortune. The amazing thing is that he was right...

(Paris, as she knows the second easiest way)

Anonymous Coward
Anonymous Coward

Re: I for one...

Nobody suspects the googleinquisition

Anonymous Coward
Alert

Coming soon? Bah! Came already!

The Church of Google already exists: http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/

Do some googling before posting, no?

Alien

Registering?

Can't seem to get registered at Googleoverlords.com saying missing Google Overlord ID number? keeps redirecting to GooglePeon.com.

Linux

Google is my sherpard i shall not want

In the beginning there was was Google and the search was good. I'm considering converting from Pastafarian. I like new shiny golden calfs!

The penguin because I hope this new religion is open source.

Coat

Soul Searching?

I suspect that they've got bored of providing search queries and are planning to instead provide every possible sector of the internet themselves.

How long before all newborn children have the google suffix in front of their names and are fully search query complient. "Hi I'm Google.Peter, what would you like to know about me officer?"

Mine's the jacket with the copy The Daily Newspeak in the pocket....

Black Helicopters

Google the Lord!

Well, other religions have propounded "do nothing evil" in their time, too.

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Heart

Lester...

Do you need an asistant? You seem to spend most of your work time scanning WHOIS and news sites for funny stuff. I do that at work for free (Although my boss would be very upset if he knew). I would love to be paid for it :-)

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Coat

But why not...

Googleoverlords.com?

It would seem logical, particular as overlords.com is already in use...

Mine's the one with the barcode on the back.

Linux

RE:Google is my sherpard

I'm afraid the new religion is "Religion as a Service", so they can change the holy books but they dont need to share their work.

Thumb Up

Google Porn Beta

What an excellent idea! Finally they can launch AdSense Adult Edition and start making some bucks off all that porn traffic they generate :-)

gmailsucks.com, frooglesucks.com and googlesucks.com

Going off on a tangent, can anyone explain why we don't see (for example) gmail.sucks.com or gmail.sucks.org? Surely there's money in it.

That's not domination.

Having a ".gog" TLD. That would be domination.

Incidently, if they've taken:

goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com

are:

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com

and:

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com

available?

Dead Vulture

They missed a couple

Just got an e-mail from www.beontopranking-google.com, a rather dodgy-seeming link directory.

And, shouldn't it be: goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle

or

g0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000gle

both of which are available (or seem to be)

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Coat

What about Google's exchange?

www,googlesexchange.com..

Mine's the white one with the extra long sleeves.

Coat

Googleoverlords.com

Do they look like lizards? Do they come from Zeta Reticuli?

Do they taste like chicken?

Mine's the 'gator skin overcoat...

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Boffin

thesecretofburritos.com

"Expires on..............: 2008-Jun-19."

Anyone want to keep an eye on it and see if they renew? :o)

It's OK they have it covered

googleuranus.com

Paris Hilton

They missed a couple

http://www.googlesux.com/ is up and running (and NOT owned by google, from what I can see). They need a couple lessons in SMS speech probably.

Also, I'd bet my shirt that they didn't register googleisapileofshitwhichcouldn'tfinditsownmotherinabrothel.com, though it's barely longer than goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.com

Mine's the one which reads "'Paris Hilton' hot site:hotnudesexyceleb.sex.com" on the back

Heart

Lester, this is your next mission

Should you accept it, of course. We need a survey on how the members of the w3 consortium (list here: http://www.w3.org/Consortium/Member/List) comply to the w3 "standards". I tested MS already, no surprise: the w3 checker found 26 errors on www.microsoft.com. We need you to investigate the other members' pages. (of course, you can dig further in MS website, just for fun. The Office page contains 55 errors).

If you were to be caught, etc....

Have fun!

Paris Hilton

whambezi

"Your search - googlebollocks.com - did not match any documents."

(Is tempted)

The one true faith

is flying spaghetti monsterism, AKA Pastafarianism. Look it up.

"Touched by His noodly appendage"

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