I have a hard time taking criticism of the British police seriously. I haven't been to Britain lately but friends who have haven't reported any problems other than high prices - and yet comments often encountered on the Reg make it sound as if you are living in Haiti or its equivalent.
I have worked with police officers who have worked in both places and didn't hear anything from them that would suggest there was any similarity.
I hope for your sake that your negative view comes from not understanding the methods and constraints they work with. Do you know any police officers?
The Reg reports IT news (well, sometimes) and most readers have some interest it IT. I haven't seen any indication that IT professionals have managed to come to grips with the problem of 'e-crime' in any comprehensive way. Professionals whose sole concern is security haven't solved the problem (in fact they are quick to point out the difficulties) and yet you expect the police to step in and just take care of everything! And if they don't then they are accused of not giving a damn.
Doesn't exactly sound reasonable to me.