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Judge issues arrest warrant for Darth Vader

PaddyR

National Hero 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 13:41 GMT

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I hope someone got it on camera for youKnob, he deserves a medal. next we want to see the Harry Potter fans get it then the LOTR, star trek etc etc..

Paul

Daft Vader..... 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 13:41 GMT

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Sorry had to be done.....

Mine's the black cloak with the cybernetic suit......

Rob

Dark Helmet 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 14:17 GMT

Coat

Surely!

The Schwartz is strong in this one.

dervheid

This is not... 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 14:17 GMT

Joke

the crutch weilding maniac we're looking for.

Crhhhcht.

Move Along.

Crhhhcht.

James Delaney

Chad Vader 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 14:17 GMT

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I think he might be trying to stay low in an American supermarket:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

punks unite

Brilliant 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 14:35 GMT

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This guy shouldn't be arrested, he should be knighted! Please please please get it on youtube. It would almost be as good as the one where the dork dressed as chewy decks the idiot outta Clit 45 for swearing at them whilst there mums were in in line with them.

Anonymous Coward

red red wine 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 20:50 GMT

The geezer had allegedly finished off most of a 10 litre box of wine before the incident. 10 litres of plonk and he survived. I'm astonished.

Richard Williams

Poor timing 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 20:50 GMT

If the judge had waited just a few more days, he could have issued his warrant on May the 4th.....be with you.

I'll get my Jedi cloak.

Anonymous Coward

Good Judge 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 20:54 GMT

"I hope the force will soon be with him."

A judge with a sense of humour? Cool!

Anonymous Coward

fuel for the fire... 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 20:54 GMT

This isn't the defendant you're looking for...

You don't need to call witnesses...

or

If the helmut doesn't fit, you must aquit...

he may have had a breakdown after the last three movies decimated his character from respectable bad guy to 'I see where Luke got it from'.

Tom

Literacy is clearly not a Jedi strng point.. 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 20:54 GMT

The spelling and grammar on that website leave a lot to be desired. I think the farce is with them.

Nicholas Ettel

Not Darth, Jeff Vader 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 20:54 GMT

Coat

Jeff being Darth's brother... he runs the Death Star, you know!

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Eddie_Izzard#Circle

Not a coat, but a cloak, black of course.

Captain DaFt

@ Paul 

Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 20:54 GMT

Coat

Daft Vader? I'm sure the farce is strong with this one!

And where is the you-tube footage? After all, it says the victims were filming "Light Saber Techniques" at the time!

Bob

Ouch ouch ouch 

Posted Thursday 24th April 2008 02:13 GMT

I think I just ruptured an intestine from laughing for the past half hour.

Daniel Wilkie

So... 

Posted Thursday 24th April 2008 08:14 GMT

So clearly their "Lightsaber Combat" skills weren't up to scratch...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml - is that the best picture of Darth Vader ever or what?

Jase

@Tom 

Posted Thursday 24th April 2008 09:40 GMT

Alien

Tom , young paduan, spelling not importnant for the Jedi is!

Slaine

paduan learner 

Posted Thursday 24th April 2008 10:27 GMT

Difficult to see, the future is... especially after a box of plonk.