A judge has demanded a Darth Vader impersonator be dragged before him after he succumbed to the Dark Side, attacked two Jedi with a metal crutch, and failed to show up for the resulting court appearance on an assault rap. According to the Telegraph, Arwel Wynne Jones interrupted an outdoors TV interview* with brothers Barney and …
I hope someone got it on camera for youKnob, he deserves a medal. next we want to see the Harry Potter fans get it then the LOTR, star trek etc etc..
Sorry had to be done.....
Mine's the black cloak with the cybernetic suit......
The Schwartz is strong in this one.
This is not...
the crutch weilding maniac we're looking for.
I think he might be trying to stay low in an American supermarket:
This guy shouldn't be arrested, he should be knighted! Please please please get it on youtube. It would almost be as good as the one where the dork dressed as chewy decks the idiot outta Clit 45 for swearing at them whilst there mums were in in line with them.
red red wine
The geezer had allegedly finished off most of a 10 litre box of wine before the incident. 10 litres of plonk and he survived. I'm astonished.
If the judge had waited just a few more days, he could have issued his warrant on May the 4th.....be with you.
I'll get my Jedi cloak.
"I hope the force will soon be with him."
A judge with a sense of humour? Cool!
fuel for the fire...
This isn't the defendant you're looking for...
You don't need to call witnesses...
If the helmut doesn't fit, you must aquit...
he may have had a breakdown after the last three movies decimated his character from respectable bad guy to 'I see where Luke got it from'.
Literacy is clearly not a Jedi strng point..
The spelling and grammar on that website leave a lot to be desired. I think the farce is with them.
Not Darth, Jeff Vader
Jeff being Darth's brother... he runs the Death Star, you know!
Not a coat, but a cloak, black of course.
Daft Vader? I'm sure the farce is strong with this one!
And where is the you-tube footage? After all, it says the victims were filming "Light Saber Techniques" at the time!
Ouch ouch ouch
I think I just ruptured an intestine from laughing for the past half hour.
So clearly their "Lightsaber Combat" skills weren't up to scratch...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml - is that the best picture of Darth Vader ever or what?
Tom , young paduan, spelling not importnant for the Jedi is!
Difficult to see, the future is... especially after a box of plonk.
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