UK Office of Government Commerce cracks one off
dervheid
Fucking... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:01 GMT

priceless!
Best laugh I've had in ages!
abigsmurf
I feel stupid but... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT

I really can't see anything suggestive in that logo
oliver Stieber
money well spent? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT

well I think we call that one a cock up.
Paris, because I'm sure that's what the guy was watching when he designed the logo.
Anonymous Coward
Suitable really #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT

Any organisation that rebrands its procurement as "buying.solutions" is clearly a load of wank.
Emma
A firm grip eh? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT
Oh now that is brilliant, "a firm grip on government spend"... you mean they couldn't give a t*ss... yeah the irony's so not lost. Wonder how much that cost them, and how long before they've got to change the logo because everyone is up in arms about it.
Charles Calthrop
Fantastic #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT
Wonder if it was done for a dare
kevin
all round the office now... marvellous #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT
couldn't help but collapse into a giggling wreck, so all and sundry wanted to know why... fantastic
brian
So then.... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT

...they really *are* a bunch of w**kers!!!
Chris Thomas
errr, I don't get it #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:22 GMT

wheres the joke about the logo??? I've obviously missed something whilst living in spain!!
Mine is the one which says "Hospital property, not for resale"
Anonymous Coward
The animated version.... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:28 GMT
http://www.hein.org.uk/ogclogo.gif
Justin Case
Took me a while... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:28 GMT
...but I got there in the end!
Paris - because
Anonymous Coward
Worth it #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:28 GMT

I want one of the mouse mats, they could make a fortune for the taxpayer on ebay.
efros
Anonymous Coward
On a similar note,... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:34 GMT

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/poster.asp
Legendary coke poster with girl and phallus in an ice-cube. My old flatmate has an original version he keeps locked away, as they are so rare after being recalled.
Paris cos,.... well, you'll see!
GottaBeKidding
To understand the issue #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:34 GMT
Rotate the image 90 degrees clockwise. Bow legged man, standing up, "having some me-time".
TEQ
Superb #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:34 GMT

Best laugh in ages.
Anonymous Coward
If you don't see it #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:43 GMT
Tilt your head to the left and look for a bandy legged man. What is he doing with his right hand.
John
Magnificent Specimen #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:44 GMT

They'll be getting quite a few complements from some quarters.
Captain Jamie
I must be getting slow in my old age... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:46 GMT
but when it clicked it got a good belly laugh...
I'm sure most people here have seen this B3ta thing... http://www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
Needs a "slow" icon here because today I have been
Anonymous Coward
Cracking #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 13:51 GMT

I think the OGC might need to 'offload' the design company as since the fruits of their redesign work has "come to fruition", their output is decidedly 'wank'
Steve
Strategy, new direction? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:01 GMT
You are the fucking stationery & supplies department!
The only strategy you need is "buy cheap, buy bulk"
Tim
A classic indeed #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:01 GMT
A temp PA I worked with last year had just spent 6 months at OGC in Norwich. She told us how amazing the place was, nobody seemed to do anything all day, except for her manager who spent literally all his time on a Norwich City FC club forum. Clearly all the gentlemen there were actually busying themselves in the cubicles.
Nick L
Driving up standards... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:12 GMT
Surprised the slogan that matches isn't something along the lines of
"We've driven up our standards - now up yours"
Edward Pearson
I wonder... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:17 GMT

...how much of the taxpayers money was spunked (oh yeah, I went there) on this logo?
With a standard design house, something like that would cost you in the region of £100. You would LOOK at the graphic before branding piles of mousemats. Then you would reject it. All in all, it might cost you £100, it'd probably cost you nothing.
No doubt these people were presented with tens of thousands for this little bit of "design"
We're catching on in Britain. The US have been funneling stupid amounts of money to "friendly" companies for years.
mh.
Money well spent #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:27 GMT

Is it worth asking why the department responsible for buying paper clips needs a logo in the first place (or indeed any goverment department)? It's not as if there's another quango set up to do the same that they might be confused with after all. That said, they aren't exactly the cheapest around: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2006/dec/14/publicservices.politics
James Smith
I don't see it ... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:35 GMT

Someone at El Reg must be desperate, because I can't see it.
peter
And no-one else spotted this one? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:43 GMT

"...have a firm grip...."
I mean ....really. No-one?
(Logo for obvious clenching fist reasons)
peter
And others I didn't spot #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 14:43 GMT

"organisation....firm grip......spend..."
Oooh Err Missus
I take the grubby looking one
Anonymous Coward
Cool! #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 15:54 GMT

Since they don't want that logo, I'm *definitely* going to start a company call "The Happy Snowman". :)
Mike Moyle
I'm amazed! #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 15:54 GMT

"...not inappropriate to an organisation that's looking to have a firm grip on government spend!"
A Government spokesdrone with a sense of humo(u)r...?
Isn't that, like, one of the signs of the Apocolypse or something?
Anonymous Coward
ROFL #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:21 GMT

Please tell me it is not the same crowd who did the 2012 logo.
Is there a special class in art school called graphic nudes? - or is it still graphic art? Please, someone tell the students that the emphasis is on 'art' not 'graphic'.
Christoph
Perfectly OK #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 16:59 GMT
That logo fits very well with, for instance, the 2012 Olympic's Simpson Blowjob one.
Tim
A firm grip? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:01 GMT

To put it colloquially, they clearly have a firm grip on their wad and are likely to be making a splurge on their customer facing image.
This is worth more than a pearl necklace!
Certainly Paris inspired.
Dave Harris
While I control the laughter... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 17:37 GMT

...instead of coughing guinness all over my keyboard...
@Steve, OGC is also responsible for buying software licenses for all government departments.
Not such a small budget.
Were the contract meetings held in Paris?
Wayland Sothcott
They are going to use it! #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 18:21 GMT

Eye protection, that stuff burns.
I expect they got that one of in a few minutes so never bothered to check it.
Anonymous Coward
Animated version here for those that don't get it #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 22:24 GMT

http://www.hein.org.uk/ogclogo.gif
:D
Greg Fleming
Tsk! You humans ... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd April 2008 22:24 GMT
Always seeing patterns that aren't there.
Secretgeek
Took me a minute.... #
Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 08:48 GMT

...but then it lept out at me like one of those Magic Eye pictures.
Absolutely priceless.
John Armstrong-Millar
Better yet! #
Posted Wednesday 23rd April 2008 19:26 GMT
Go here
http://www.fhdlondon.co.uk/
and look at vacancies.. a coincidence??
Dave
Even the Daily (Hate) Mail #
Posted Friday 25th April 2008 21:38 GMT

Published this one
James
not even original #
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 00:47 GMT

https://www.ogc.gov.bc.ca/
Carl Any On A Mouse
Priceless? #
Posted Monday 28th April 2008 15:31 GMT

The one thing it ain't is priceless; you and I paid an arm and a leg for this piece of graphical self-abuse. What a bunch of boat-stoppers (anchors).
Martin Borland
Bloody Hell #
Posted Tuesday 29th April 2008 14:31 GMT

Having met some of the people that work at OGC I'm surprised that any of them were bright enough to spot this!!!