> "all our work is intelligence-based"

brings a whole new meaning to the word, doesn't it?

More than likely HM Gov just wanted a copy of the source code that's 10,000 times faster than the version they have.

I bet next time he'll send the PC + phone via DHL a week in advance!

Given the physical size of MicroSD cards these days, you could smuggle who knows how much "restricted" material on something you could hide in your ear!

Not content with vast personal allowance and expense budgets and designer wallpaper in their offices it seems the Biritsh government are embracing the true spirit of hedonism and requesting copies of the Magna Carta to replace their regular double-quilted toilet paper.

or lack of. Of course, if they had intelligence they'd have a real job that pays real money, rather than work for our wonderful govt getting payed monopoly money

""all our work is intelligence-based"

Also perfect for "loose" Affiliates, Sebastian. And with Darling Alastair pimping £50Bn to generate Cash/Cache Flow, what a jolly good time to put in a Bill for Services Rendered 42 Energise Services yet to be Rendered.

Normally, although some might think it somewhat Alien, One could be really bold again and render them a NI number to XReference for AI Working Current Account which they could Credit with the Hypermanic Quantum Seven Sevens Seven figure Sum, which renders to them Magical Mystery Turing Tips and Trips, but the System doesn't recognise it. ....... which is quite Clever by IntelAIgent Design .... or just the Normal Sub-Prime, Below Par Performance from a Government System lost at C.

How do you prevent the export/third party proxy export of any cryptanalytic technology or information that you don't own/haven't paid for/don't know? And that question to Donald of Rumsfeldism for he'll have a dodgy answer, I'm sure .

The simple answer would be to purchase it with a wad of cash which will never disappear and keeps everything ship shape and Bristol fashion..... for that AI Mutual Benefit thing which gives Virtual Reality ITs Kick Start and Go.

Some 20++ years ago, a company, Datong, made a product that would (IIRC) by means of multiple (8?) antennas and a damnded smart analog FET profiling scheme, accurately pinpoint the compass bearing of a radio signal. Brilliant. But, the UK Gov. got wind of it, and for awhile stamped on it, quoting "Official Secrets" ("Terrorism" would've been shorter, but we didn't have them bastards in those days). Almost put the company out of business. When the spooks relented, I think the company got about a quid in compensation. Gov. probably stole the invention, but I'll never know in my lifetime.

Fill in the blanks, someone. I think I've got Alzeimers, but I can't remember quite what it is. Or how to spell it.

Like "Yeah, right" above, I've no intention to ever return to that wretched 3rd world Stazi training ground called UK.

"I see that the UK is well on its way to being a police state if they can arbitrarily confiscate anything while admitting they don't know what it is. I guess they don't even need warrants or anything else anymore."

I think HMRC have had draconian powers for a very long time.

Hmmm... no doubt the official was a spook. After all, why bother tasking GCHQ / CESG to knock out one of these went you can just go and pinch it.

Next time he should encrypt it AES-style on an SD card. They'll probably get in, but it'll make the sods work for it ;-)

Ironically I tried to read his blog from my Vodafone 3G-enabled laptop, and have been denied due to "Content Control - Restricted Access".

So no doubt I'll be getting a visit from the Men in Black soon...

"The Ministry is named for the opposite of who it works for." should just read

"The ministry is named the opposite of what it does."

Ministries never do anything "for" anyone. They develop their own priorities upon their creation.

The first directive is "self-preservation".

The second directive is "self-perpetuation."

The third directive is to oppose the function of whatever their actually charged with.

Thus we have a department or ministry of defense which makes us attack, not defend anything.

Thus we have a CIA or MI-# which makes us behave stupidly.

Thus we have a House of Representatives (US congress) or a House of Commons (UK parliament) which is not representative nor common.

In the 'States, we have you beat though. We have an extremely expensive health (don't) care system which is in the process of killing us all by denying us coverage when we need it.

You've got the National Health.

I'm sorry, I'm so out of touch with exchange rates.

When did $700 qualify as "cheap"?

Actually as I remember it yes minister said Ministries were tombstones,

The Ministry of Education marks the grave of education,

The Ministry of industry the grave of Industry, etc

What a great show it was!

Didn't Britain fight a rather big war some years ago? Wasn't the whole idea of the war to stop the bad guys from being nasty to the citizens and to stop unwarranted spying on people, etc? Although, the uniforms were quite snazzy!

It's a criminal offence in the UK to not hand over encryption keys when requested by court order, penalty of 2 years in prison for most cases, 10 years if involving terrorism or child pornography.

"I can't remember" gets you 2 years.

"There's no hidden volume" gets you 2 years, even if there isn't one.

Come one, come all, into 1984.

It's about 50p in today's money, isn't it?

He should have just promised to send them all the source code on a couple of unencrypted CDs. They're used to dealing with stuff like that.

What sort of grade 1 utter idiot leaves, in this day and age, his phone, laptop and other gear in his CHECKED luggage?

... IN HEATHROW????

The mind boggles.

Jolyon

It’s gems like this that makes me love the Reg. How many thousands more people know about this now?? If aiming to limit the knowledge was the aim, then it’s a spectacular Riise-like own goal.

As for the researcher – I’m not convinced on his indignation. His g/f is pregnant – and he bemoans the fact his sim was nabbed! Eh?? WTF?? How many in the IT/security industry rely on only one place to keep essential info? I for one keep an old fashioned piece of paper with numbers on it in my wallet (and possibly diary in luggage if going for a while). Anything with a battery is liable to either break, run out of juice at exactly the worst moment, be nicked, be confiscated by idiot customs stasi etc. Zero marks for common sense.

Given the other story in the Reg about laptops/USB keys etc being “open season” at Customs – then I’ll make sure I always have a hefty TrueCrypted disk filled with thousands of (clothed) photos of our Beloved Paris and a text file saying “Paris loves Steg”. I will obligingly decrypt the volume of course. They might suspect that Steg stood for Steganography, but I would of course claim that Steg was a reference to sex with dinosaurs ;-)

Or, I could just use something like this:

http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/usbkey

Canada's still a pretty good place to live. Lots of room, comparatively cheap housing and fuel, good quality of life, reasonable health care, etc...

"Go" icon because I am collecting our visa's next week from CHC London. :D

I'm sure that GCHQ/CESG knew exactly what was on the various items he had with him, but that taking the phone and the software defined radio would make his demonstration impossible to carry out.

Remember that various countries in that area use A5/2, the weaker of the two GSM cipher algorithms, and I'm sure that various agencies get suitable intelligence from cracking this on an as-needed basis.

You don't want the locals being alerted to how poor their air interface security is, they might then decide to improve it.

No demo, no worry, no changes to the cosy status quo.

There was that series of Robot Wars where Team Diotior were frantically trying to rebuild their robot after Customs forced them to dismantle most of it. I was wondering at the time whether they really had no idea what Diotior was, or whether Customs were just trying to give the home teams a leg up.

Thanks but no thanks, Excise guys.

They may appear to be twits. They might even employ clueless minions to interact with the public. But they are *much* sharper that you give them credit for. You see the personna they want to expose. Keep thinking of them as idiots, and you won't be nearly as careful as you should be with your secrets.

Reminds me of the line from "The Usual Suspects". "he greatest feat the devil ever pulled off was convincing people he didn't exist"..

A frien of mine has a brother that worked for this outfit and one of the interview questions was apparenly you recive a doccument with a paper clip on it what do you do with the paper clip?Huh I ask you????? Obvious realy you make a paper clip chain ROTFLMAO