The news earlier today that a New York businessman stumped $1.5m for a 15 minute film apparently showing Marilyn Monroe administering oral pleasure to JFK provoked a veritable speculationfest as to what exactly the footage contained. It is, therefore, with very great satisfaction that we can now reveal the shocking truth, having …
More so for the fact that the pic isn't *really* NSFW - I clicked on it despite myself & was scrambling for the 'back' button when it loaded. Phew!.
30 grand in used fivers
were they rolled into little tubes, perchance?
I assure you you weren't the only one ;) It's the NSFW in big red letters though, it draws you in like a moth to a lamp!
Wow! Those are the biggest lines of coke I've ever seen! If JFK was snorting that much marching powder on a regular basis we've solved the conspiracy surrounding his death - his dealer killed him for being late on a $500,000 front.
surreptitiously tilted the monitor......
Whilst clicking the NSFW link. Good pic!
Paris, because she is also NSFW.
You've started early this week, it's nowhere near Friday yet!
Just gets better and better...
Now all we need is a photo from the future of the after effects of the LHDC @ cern generating a big black hole... somewhere....
It is feasible - time will do strange things around the hole... perhaps thats where the bullet came from...
But by (insert deity of your choice) it feels like it !
"You've started early this week, it's nowhere near Friday yet!"
I thought that too.
Then I thought "Where will I get enough paper towels to wipe up the coffee I've just coughed all over my keyboard, monitor, desk etc."
An epic win indeed, which means that you're going to have to pull out something extra special(sic) on Friday.
"Slow news day hits online rag"
not that i'm complaining though...
NSFW = Not Suitable for Wanking?
That is all.
Hey! This story has been significantly edited since it was posted and It's not as funny now. Why has this happened? Why can't we all just laugh and move along? Why do so many people have to whine about such insignificant things.
These edits have also resulted in formatting errors in the text which should at least be corrected.
I vote to restore the censored content and scorn the whining of a sissified populace.
That's not MM and JFK ...
... That's the headless man (Alec Douglas-Home?) and the Duchess of Argyll!
What day of the week is it?
I'm getting so confused. I walked into the wrong office (hotelling this week) this morning and was told, "er you were here yesterday, not today"... which was especially confusing since I then realised that I actually had turned up yesterday and somehow forgotten.
And now you're making me think it's Friday.
A whole week within the space of 8 hours - I'm impressed with myself!
utter, utter genius sir
I don't get it...
...he's just brushing her hair.
I'll tell you what the problem is... demarcation! That's the problem!
Careful El Reg.... you don't want the da boyz from B3ta kneecapping you for muscling in on their turf.
Mind you, tasteful pic.
I dunno what drugs you boys take, but sheeeeeyte I want some.
That's made my day that has.
Put the briefcase down and go back to the pub. Stay there until its saturday and then time will reset itself on sunday.
First the T5 fiasco, now this!?
I take it this has begun a series of cool Lego/Duplo or whatever spoof pics???
Lester you could come up with one of those fashionable coffee table books - "Major world events in glorious Lego-color". Get Penguin to publish them! ;-)
Quite how you'd represent 9/11 might be tricky tho.
The last coffee table book I bought was "The bumper B3TA book of Sick Jokes". Highly recommended.
Playmobil, I think you'll find.
There's a "Playmobil funpark" near Nurenberg in Germany. I always wondered what went on there........
Paris, because there's a themepark there as well.
Is it really Marilyn? Or is it J. Edgar's boyfriend 'oovering up the goods while drest in a dress and attempting to blacken Marilyn's good name?
Yeah, yeah. You say it's coffee.. some of us don't believe you..
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