Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 11:43 GMT
If all else fails, take a leaf out of Monica's book and check the dry cleaning receipts for the day.....
Paris. Who else
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 11:48 GMT
sticky quickies. Nothing wrong with a good sticky quicky
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:05 GMT
... You know the dark haired one that's so damn cute. She did a BJ internet video that 'leaked' (i.e. released by her agent for publicity).
Can't find a URL for it, I need it for my privacy studies, erm you know, research!
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:05 GMT
...played the skin flute for Jack? Who'd have thought it?
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:08 GMT
with the other confiscated blow...
Mine's the purple one without DNA on it....
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:20 GMT
I guess poor old Paris Hilton can consider the financial gains of her own on-screen efforts well and truly BLOWN out of the water.
Not sure which icon to use now...
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 12:20 GMT
But seriously, lets not.
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 13:03 GMT
I wish to confess. At the time, I was a very precocious and well-built 11-year-old. I was dazzled by the wonderful film star who lured me on. My life was changed by the experience, and I am still unable to have sex except with famous film stars. This has caused difficulties, and the cost has limited my sexual exploits severely. However, most film stars find they can afford my fees if they take out a loan. Naturally, I am demanding return of my advertising film and am suing for breach of copyright.
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 13:03 GMT
ZZZZZ (Wake me up when the Princess Diana one comes on the market.)
Mines the trenchcoat,...
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 13:05 GMT
And I would need a national to make the demand...
Ah, vintage pron 8)
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 14:45 GMT
Was this done in the Oval Office as well!!!
Is it Oval or Oral Office? I keep confusing the two!
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 16:00 GMT
"Spam Javelin"....filed next to "Custard Chucker"
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 17:53 GMT
ooooh yes, JFK sure had better taste for women. I wonder if they would've impeached him back then? ;)
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 17:53 GMT
J Edgar Hoover.
(This is actually two bad jokes compacted into one. Combined they don't quite make sense, but I couldn't *not* say it...)
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 19:37 GMT
Kristen Davis is the "dark-haired pretty one" in SaTC if that helps you.
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 19:41 GMT
Interesting isn't IT? All this talk of money trouble and then someone comes along with a news story that takes a tilt at JFK. Who would wonder at the many good things that JFK did and tried to do for the USA, when titillation and conspiracy hot air is so much more absorbent of public attention.
Rocky/Iceberg things in dark waters, trouble the Eye of the Paper Tiger as it travels on maiden voyages aboard Titanic vessels, through uncharted Internet Territory. All at sea, yet refusing the Offered Aid of Skilled Pilots / Watchmen.
Posted Tuesday 15th April 2008 21:30 GMT
Your handler needs to work on your code. That's not up to amanfrommars standards.
Posted Wednesday 16th April 2008 08:34 GMT
The US has the oh-so-creatively-named Freedom of Information Act.
We need an award for Most Creative Euphemism.
Posted Wednesday 16th April 2008 08:59 GMT
Perhaps they were wary of dodgy se(a)men .....
Posted Wednesday 16th April 2008 10:39 GMT
<quote>object of her affection's head is out of the frame</quote>
Pretty poor photographer then. Oh you mean that head...
Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 07:40 GMT
Did he fire three or four shots during the making of the film?
1.5 mil for a short film of one dead person sucking off another.
Does anybody else see this as strange?
In future mate, dont waste your money and go on sky, channel 959 after 9pm and finish your business using freeview, alledgedly not as good as the encrypted show after 11 pm, but it would appear to be enough for you !
Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 11:06 GMT
I can not believe any one could be daft enough or rich enough to want to buy a film about a BJ . Afifteen minute BJ who are they trying to kid and what did he do for the other 14 minutes and thirty seconds ???
Posted Thursday 17th April 2008 15:36 GMT
As I am a US national, you can bet that I'll be making the request... Everyone once in a while, I find a reason to be proud of the home team!
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