...here come the flood of arrogant Brits going, "Zomg zomg amerikkkan fascists you're all doomed - in Britain we'd never Taser someone! We're very civilized! We just follow them on security cameras and shoot them in the face eleven times..."

Sounds like a typical Liverpool wedding tbh, other than the one oddity that Coleen isn't 7 months pregnant of course. So the wedding plan would be:

1. Get married

2. Get plastered

3. Have fight

4. Wedding cake curry afterwards

a perfect match and happy family to me (a bit disfunctional as you would expect from the area).

Calm down, calm down...

Nope not this time. Im sure potentially lethal firearms were required this time. god know how many people could have been killed!

1. Get married

1a. Sell pics to Hello/OK

1b. PROFIT!!!

2. Get plastered

3. Have fight

4. Wedding cake curry afterwards

4a. Sell pics to Hello/OK

4b. PROFIT!!!

5. Go through rocky patch / divorce.

5a. Sell pics to Hello/OK

5b. PROFIT!!!

5c. Sell rights to SkyOne/E4/MTV

5d. PROFIT!!!

Zomg zomg amerikkkan woosies you're all big girls blouses, whats wrong with a headlock and a bloody good kicking eh!

None of your point and click this side of the pond, up close and personal.

Cops in CA are not allowed to use force to cuff people they have to make them submit and then they close in and cuff them... East Coast cops will tackle you and cuff you while you are still resisting.. Its a matter of policy driven by politicians The results of which are things like Rodney King and the Wedding Tasers....

..., I am surprised they didn't just call in air support like they do in Afganistan!

Sounds like a huge error by the planners to me. The wedding isn't going to be in a quaint little village called Crocctella by any chance?

Mine's the one that doesn't rustle when it moves...

Randy Scouse Gits!

PH, cause she'd be a randy scouse git, if she was a scouse.

My wife gave the DJ for our wedding reception a list of banned tracks - on threat of no pay, severe pain, and the breaking of his decks...

Does anyone think that Rodney King and the Wedding Tasers would be a kickass name for a band? :P

Old news!

If people really knew exactly how many people get locked up from Weddings this sort of stuff would not be news.

Grooms are common, fathers of the bride too, mothers of either side are willing and general party guests make up the remainder.

Paris - Because shes a chaste well behaved demure virginal lady too.

can we maybe get Britney, Tara, Lindsay, and Paris in the story, so they can all be enjoyed properly in the same place?

PH, of course, she's the only one available.

which is just exactly what you all wanted them to be. You castrated them with lawyers, failed to support them even when the career perp's lies are proven false, cried "police brutality!" every time they looked at you funny, protested by the thousands any time some wife beating stoned thug was subdued for resisting arrest, and refused to prosecute cop killers.

This is what you wanted. This is what we told you your short-sighted selfish demands would create. How do you like your world now?

You don't know the cops in Vallejo... they don't take anything from anyone... My son had a friend whose brother mouthed off to the cops some years ago... he didn't survive the confrontation... Some parts of Vallejo have such a bad reputation that the police don't just use 2 cars... they call in 4-6 cars, or in this case TEN cars according to the article in the local paper. I've been through the area in the daytime... but only the daytime... ain't no place for honkies...

Vulture, because even they aren't safe there