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Jimmy Wales resigns from Wikipedia

Anonymous Coward

Too late was the cry 

Dead Vulture

you posted the story at 12:02pm, thus meaning you are the fool.

Andrew A

I was taken in... 

until the third paragraph. Didn't bother reading the rest.

Anonymous Coward

Well, the icon... 

Happy

...says most of it... Best one so far...

Christopher Emerson

April Fool 

It's after 12 o'clock now, making you the fool, not us...

Simon Riley

April 1st 

A happy April fools day to you all!

Anonymous Coward

DO WANT 

Unhappy

If only it weren't 1st April

Anonymous Coward

A title is required - WHY??? 

Thanks for this; after a late night pratting around with RedHat, I needed a laugh

Anonymous Coward

62 minutes too late? 

Happy

I got as far as "In a candid interview with The Register" before I twigged!

Anonymous Coward

Unsure 

Hmmm, you realise that, with a published date of 12:02PM this makes the author an April fool as UK April fool is only until midday. Unless this is actually legit, which I doubt, considering how much Wales was enjoying his expense account.

Michael Jolly

Fools... 

Joke

.. we been all fools stone is the way forward not Web 2.0 lol

Nice one guys

Anonymous Coward

Gone but not forgotten 

Stop

How sad to see Jimmy leave like this. I hope he didn't feel compelled to resign because of all the horrid stories El Reg kept publishing about him.

</fool>

Anonymous Coward

if only 

Jobs Horns

would seriously decrease the amount of stuff the reg could write about

James

Published Tuesday 1st April 2008 12:02 GMT 

Is that 7 years bad luck, or just time differences... :D

Anonymous Coward

*Mourns* 

Paris Hilton

Oh Why oh why oh why,

Such sadness fills my heart,i weep at this terrible news,

Ahh,I have come undone,what is me but a mere shell of a man in the face of such

dreadful knowledge,

Oh help me for i fear that dread shall overtake me,

If i fall,remember me on this April day,

Paris,cause she aint kno fule

b166er

Who says 

Statesians don't have a sense of humour?

Eddie

Not yet the fool... 

Coat

Apparently the Author is in San Fransisco, where it would be about 3-4am, on 01-04-08...so it should still be okay..

TeeCee

12:02 in the afternoon. 

Stop

Er, it sez GMT, so whoever called 62 minutes has the win here.

But aside from that folks, read the byline. It's from Cade in SF, GMT -8 it says here, cut the poor beggar some slack. Nobody gets up at sparrow chirp just to avoid being taken to task by pedants.

Besides, it's funny and worth stretching a point for........

Sceptical Bastard

Lightened my day, anyway 

Quote: "In a candid interview with The Register, Wales said he intends to join the brotherhood of Franciscan Friars, taking the traditional vows of poverty, celibacy, and obedience"

Brilliant, just effing brilliant. I burst out laughing when I got to the bit above. :)

But wait a mo - that's about the third or fourth April Fool on the site today. Don't you Vultures have *any* work to do? On second thoughts, silly question...

James

A load of baloney... 

Stop

It's going to be illuminated-manuscript-o-pedia FFS

Stephen Russell

April fools! 

IT Angle

Sure.

Paul Buxton

Excellent article 

just a pity it's not true. :)

Ross Beavis

You know it's an April Fool 

Dead Vulture

...when it claims to be a Reg exclusive!

Chris McFaul

Hopeful? 

maybe it should be more of a xmas wish than an april fool?

Smallbrainfield

Posted in San Francisco... 

Thumb Up

...so it's an April Fool. It only appears to have been posted after 12 noon to GMT users ?

Heh, I took the headline seriously until I noticed it had been posted in Bootnotes.

Feef Lovecraft

April fools DAY 

Coat

It's called April fools DAY not April fools before noon.

James Pickett

I fell for that.. 

Happy

..until I got to the celibacy bit.

Michael H.F. Wilkinson

On the other hand 

Happy

It made as much sense as any other story from Wikipedia-land.

I still prefer the virutal human story

Sarah Bee

Re: @Eddie - RE: Not yet the fool... 

(Written by Reg staff)

OK, folks, we know, April Fool's ended at midday/this or other silly story is not very subtle and did not fool you not even for a second/etc. We know.

We know.

In other news, we are aware of these factors. Plus, everyone is fully up to date with the situation.

WE KNOW.

Please post something amusing about Ann Coulter now. Thanks.

Anonymous Coward

We'll never forget... 

the day El Reg turned into the Onion.

Anonymous Coward

Hilarious! 

Happy

I liked this story, best effort of the day!

Ann Coulter has freakish arms by the way.

Anonymous Coward

GMT? 

Haven't you changed to BST at Vulture Central?

J

@Hilarious 

Alien

"Ann Coulter has freakish arms by the way."

Just the arms!? Sheesh, she's quite all around scary no matter the angle...

Michael

Yes but... 

Joke

> OK, folks, we know, April Fool's ended at midday/this or other silly story is not very subtle and did not fool you not even for a second/etc. We know.

Yes, but perhaps you don't know why?

It's because every story by Cadz about Wikipedia sounds like a lot of bollocks...this one just happened to fall on a date that gives a half decent excuse for it :)

Sketch-UK

Pity the Fool 

Paris Hilton

The tradition (in the UK at least) goes that if you attempt a prank after 12 noon on April 1st, you are the fool.

Paris, because we are talking about fools