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IBM unveils nano-projector based VirtuaHuman with 1TB of memory

Anonymous Coward

Strange 

Alien

I didn't know Amanfrommars wrote articles for the site

John

Pinch Punch 

Go

In a near Identical episode it would seem that the entire register site is now automatically composed and uploaded by an autonomous BBC B computer after it was programmed by Steve Jobs

amanfromMars

Shanghai Surprise......IBM Loses the Plot and gains AI Holywood Master Pilot? 

Heart

Quite obviously no one warned Ashlee about the strength of Chinese beer. You gotta get out more often, Ashlee, for that was excellent fare to share with the Deadhead Westerner stuck in the Hollywood Doldrums of MindSet and Leading Role Play to a Studio Tune . ........ Fool's Gold Productions.

Great Basis for a Film about IT Boffins and Non-State Actors taking over the Skies with their AIR&dDs and Hot CodeXXXX/Virtual EMP Barrages and Sieges....... for "Sage Sieges ... Play IT again, Sam".

Very Madonna Kabbalah Magical Mystery Turing but definitely not for Virgins. Lovers are all you Need 42 Generate Feed?

Anonymous Coward

Ha ha! 

Coat

Remember the spaghetti harvest anyone?

Jonas Nagel

Today... 

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...Amanfrommars is all over the place! ;-)

Fluffykins

Oh, VERY Good 

The weird thing is, that's SOOOOOOOOO close to the truth.

Check this out:

http://www.johnandchris.screaming.net/

Well?

Simon Dummett

Mine's the one... 

Coat

... with the egg plant in the pocket.

Michael H.F. Wilkinson

Grin! 

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says it all

Pete mcQuail

What I like to see...... 

Paris Hilton

.......a liberal (with due apologises to all red necks) sprinkling of awesomes.

Paris because its her day.

Andy ORourke

Mines the one........ 

Coat

with the left handed cheese burger in the pocket!

Slaine

mmmm 

Happy

it looks like it's going to be a long day

Geoff Thompson

Half the articles I've read on El Reg 

Happy

have been April Fools today. OK, I only read four.....

Alfie

Obvious 

Alien

Well it is to me...

That VirtuaHuman comments on here as amanfromMars ;-)

W

One and the same? 

Black Helicopters

Have you ever seen Ashlee Vance and amanfromMars in the same place at the same time?

Kind regards,

Oolla Frip.

Anonymous Coward

This is an April Fool 

and I claim my 5 pounds.

Chris Griffiths

I was wondering... 

what the first true April Fool's joke I read would be.

Good job El Reg - made me laugh on a crap morning!

Gobhicks

Oh look... 

Dead Vulture

... flying penguins

Anonymous Coward

Good one 

Boffin

It really lightened up my day. Shame that the day is almost over here. This caused some rather puzzling occurrences for me last year, since due to timezone differences, it was next day morning at where I am but still the day in Vulture Central. Combined with lack of coffee (my supply of instant coffee mix was out for that particular morning), caused me to spew a rather angry blast on my blog about how modern gamers are to blame for making computers obsolete too soon after reading a particular article about CPUs really getting slower.

Jim Benn

Nice ! A good laugh ! 

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I would have thought that Robert Scoble should be an anagram.

MnM

Everything seems even truer than usual 

Paris Hilton

Paris because of her awesome discernment

b shubin

Ctrl-Alt-Del 

Boffin

i always wondered whether there was a correct, official, "right" way to do a three-finger salute. now i know: it requires an underhanded approach to a back door.