Need a new duster? Avoid Woolies

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Matt West

"A Track Suit Is Not Appropriate Metal Apparel" #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 14:33 GMT

Hmm, gotta download that one.

Anonymous Coward

How much? #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 14:33 GMT

Cheap at half the price, as a twice married man i can tell you it costs more than that in the long run.

Neil

At least it's spelt correctly #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 15:55 GMT

At my local Woolies the staff print up signs for special offers and so on. Or should I say "sign's for special offer's and so on". They cannot get apostrophe usage right, and there are nice A4 sheets on their store-front proclaiming (assuming formatting works out as I write it):

Wii In

Stock Now Great

Deals Inside

Useless.

I'm tempted to go in and order that CD in store though.

miika

Promises, promises #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 15:55 GMT

"Image coming soon" ...

Steve Sutton

Bugger #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 15:55 GMT

"There are errors with your order:

The product you have just tried to add to the basket is not available to purchase at this time."

John Freas

All better now... oops. #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 15:55 GMT

Well it appears that the folks at Woolworths got right on it. If you click on the link from the search results page it says "Sorry the page or product you are looking for could not be found..."

I feel much better now :P

Paris? Need you ask?

Anonymous Coward

Disclaimer #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 15:55 GMT

Any connection to Ken Dodd, tickling sticks, tickling of beavers, with or without the use of diddy men is purely coincidental.

Stephen Greenham

Misread that one... #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 15:55 GMT

You know you're too big a computer geek when you read the title of this story as "Need a new Cluster? Avoid Woolies".

Adam

Also available at amazon #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 18:37 GMT

Amazon are also offering a similar service (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cunt-Blood-Duster/dp/B00005L9VQ/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1206977456&sr=8-10)

but it is £18.49 then again they will offer a used one for £7.35, much better value.

Anonymous Coward

Also available at play.com #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 18:53 GMT

http://www.play.com/Search.aspx?searchtype=allproducts&searchstring=Duster&page=search&pa=search

Ron

I own that album #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 18:53 GMT

I actually bought that album a year or two ago, and love it! Granted, I knew I wasn't buying a duster.. :)

And, since this thread is already NSFW, here's the track list:

root@librarian:/data/music/Blood Duster/Blood Duster - 2001 - Cunt# ls -Q

"01-We Are The Word Police.mp3"*

"02-Big Fat Arse.mp3"*

"03-Another Slack Arsed Aussie Band.mp3"*

"04-Porn Store Stiffi.mp3"*

"05-Pissing Content.mp3"*

"06-I Just Finished Sucking Off Metalheads In The Mens Urinals.mp3"*

"07-Hoochie Mumma.mp3"*

"08-I Love It When Joe Pesci Swears.mp3"*

"09-Stock Takin'.mp3"*

"10-Lets All Fuck.mp3"*

"11-A Track Suit Is Not Appropriate Metal Apparel.mp3"*

"12-The Corpse Song.mp3"*

"13-Fuck You Scene Boy.mp3"*

"14-Is Killing Clones Illegal.mp3"*

"15-Don't Call Me Homeboy Ya' Cunt.mp3"*

"16-Spefeven.mp3"*

"17-The Object Is To Shift Some Units.mp3"*

"18-Sweet Meat.mp3"*

"19-Dis-Organ-Ized.mp3"*

Jacob Reid

And its gone... #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 18:53 GMT

Seems El Reg linking to a website mistake speeds up its removal.

Paris because she... never mind

David Pollard

@Jacob Reid #

Posted Monday 31st March 2008 22:19 GMT

El Reg is indeed an effective force in many areas. But we really must avoid giving the government ideas. If someone gets the idea that the Reg can 'speed up removal' of mistakes on the net then they'll be given a juicy contract in no time flat with luncheon vouchers to boot.

All we readers will be left with is the articles about IT.

steven

tobacco #

Posted Tuesday 1st April 2008 14:01 GMT

i have a fag hanging out of my mouth...

Alan Jenney

Multi-function spray nozzle #

Posted Tuesday 1st April 2008 14:45 GMT

I once saw a new attachment for a hosepipe being offered for sale at a major DIY store which had sign above a basket of the product - a multi-function spray nozzle. Printed In letters a few inches high, the word began F and ended in ION, but the letters in between were transposed...

Stu