BOFH: Impatience
Dr. Mouse
Hate to be pedantic... #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 14:44 GMT
erm, actually no that's a lie, I LOVE being pedantic, it's everyone else who hates it :)
Anyway back to my point, it's E=mc^2 (superscript 2, not subscript 2), and to be precise it is in that case (upper case E, lower case m and c) if I remember my physics correctly.
It is SO true though. Myself, I prefer Freecell, but there is nothing more anoying than someone trying to help you when playing solitair
Mike Morris
I need one.... #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 14:44 GMT

Really, I need to get my own PFY. So much energy, so useful.
Cheers,
Mike
Vaidotas Zemlys
Anihilation #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:11 GMT

Correct me if I wrong, but I thought atomic bomb comes nowhere near E=mc^2. Only by anihilation of particle and antiparticle you do get all the energy released by this formula. No?
SnowHawk
PFY energy #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:11 GMT

Given the typical energy output I observe every day from my 7yo son, I would have to say that the PFY was quite restrained in his response.
Dalen
@Mike Morris #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:11 GMT

Lucky me, I already do. :D
Anonymous Coward
Re:Hate to be pedantic... #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:11 GMT
Not being pedantic enough if you ask me. E=mc^2 is the Mass–energy equivalence the Einstein cam up with. The "Theory of relativity" is something a bit different.
Philip Kroker
WHY??? #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:16 GMT

on earth is the BOFH story posted under the bootnotes heading instead of its own BOFH heading? I reckon its an evil plot to make it more difficult for us to get our weekly BOFH fix.
Dave
Safer... #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:17 GMT

Fortunately, there are safer computer games....such as nethack.
Dave
P.S. I'll get me coat. It's the one over there somewhere that's not moving (Heisenberg and all that).
Joe Stalin
@Hate to be pedantic... #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:31 GMT

But is it not E=mc^2 / 1 - (v^2/c^2)? Something to do with the liberation of kenetic energy when a moving partical is anihilated as well as the energy from the mass itself.
Herby
Yes, we all need one, but... #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:31 GMT
As everyone knows every BOFH started out life as a PFY at one time or another. Therein lies a problem. Yes, we need one, but if they get too much knowledge, the castle coup takes place at some time. It happens when the PFY gets the BOFH (or the pretender to BOFHdom) relieved at some time.
Yes, I was a PFY at one time (it was the 60's). Then I became a BOFH, and then relieved. Changing of bosses, did me in.
Ed
E=MC2 #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:31 GMT

Personally, I like the idea that Energy is equal to Mass times two Carbon atoms. It makes things nice and easy.
Anonymous Coward
E=MC^2 #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 21:43 GMT
E=MC^2 only applies for annihilation of a particle and antiparticle which have no kinetic energy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass-energy_equivalence#Background
Frumious Bandersnatch
Re: Anihilation #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 21:46 GMT

No, you don't have to anihilate the full atom. If a U-235 nucleus decays into a smaller nucleus, only the difference in mass between the former and latter nucleus is converted into energy (though remember to take account of the mass of any new particles in the new configuration).
Anonymous Coward
actually #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 21:46 GMT

E^2 = (mc^2)^2 +(pc)^2 where p is the momentum of the particle. E=mc^2 is the case with zero momentum.
Scott
@under bootnotes #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 21:46 GMT
at least this episode showed up in my RSS reader...... unlike every other episode.
Hugh McIntyre
@Vaidotas Zemlys #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 21:46 GMT

>>Correct me if I wrong, but I thought atomic bomb comes nowhere near E=mc^2. Only by anihilation of particle and antiparticle you do get all the energy released by this formula. No?
If you check the weights in an atomic table, they are not exact integers. So in a reaction such as
235U + 1 neutron -> 2 neutrons + 92Kr + 142Ba + ENERGY
the atoms don't have exact integer weights of 235, 92, and 142 (because of binding energy). instead this works out as:
235.0439231 + 1 -> 2 + 91.9261528 +141.9164482+ ENERGY
energy = 235.0439231 - 91.9261528 + 141.9164482 - 1
energy = 0.201322 (atomic mass units)
That 0.201 of missing mass after the reaction shows up as energy based on E=MC^2. It's not *all* of the energy in the 235U nucleus, but it's still a pretty big valua and is based on E=MC^2.
Anonymous Coward
Atomic weights #
Posted Saturday 22nd March 2008 06:03 GMT

In periodic tables are averages of the different atomic masses of the different isotopes of the element, weighted for their relative abundance. To get the actual relative atomic mass you need to look a bit further than your bog standard periodic table.
http://physics.nist.gov/cgi-bin/Compositions/stand_alone.pl?ele=
Hmm we need a science icon
Efros
Paul
binding energy #
Posted Saturday 22nd March 2008 06:03 GMT

very very briefly. atomic bombs, fusion or fission, work on the change in binding energy which holds the nucleus together. Light nuclei (H, He, Li etc) when combined release energy, the heaviest (U, Pu) release energy when broken up. IIRC, Iron is the most "efficient" nucleus in terms of mass vs binding energy.
but all this is from 20 year old memories of physics.
Neil Daniels
@Scott #
Posted Saturday 22nd March 2008 08:37 GMT

Too right, I suspect a plot by the boss to have past episodes float by unnoticed...
Mr ChriZ
Not Lame #
Posted Saturday 22nd March 2008 17:14 GMT

Not Lame
Jason Bloomberg
Going Nuclear ... #
Posted Saturday 22nd March 2008 17:14 GMT

All this talk of atomic fussion, fission, atomic weight and whatnot begs the question of what the outcome would be if the BOFH and PFY got two Paris Hiltons and banged them together ?
raulDuke
I would assume something like this #
Posted Sunday 23rd March 2008 06:08 GMT

http://www.jimbastard.com/Jim_pwns_a_womans_cell_phone_on_the_train.html
Scott Jones
More pedantry #
Posted Sunday 23rd March 2008 08:21 GMT
Dr. Mouse, I also love being pedantic, so I must of course point out that you've misspelt "solitaire". ;-)
Chris Peschke
BOFH RSS Feed #
Posted Sunday 23rd March 2008 17:33 GMT

Best Feed Ever: http://feed.theregister.co.uk/atom?q=bofh
Hugh McIntyre
@Atomic Weights (Efros / AC) #
Posted Monday 24th March 2008 15:59 GMT
> In periodic tables are averages of the different atomic masses of the different isotopes of the element, weighted for their relative abundance. To get the actual relative atomic mass you need to look a bit further than your bog standard periodic table.
Good point. But I did check the per-isotope weights on a per-isotope web site, so the posted numbers should be correct, I think.
Michael
@Joe Stalin #
Posted Monday 24th March 2008 17:38 GMT

"But is it not E=mc^2 / 1 - (v^2/c^2)? Something to do with the liberation of kenetic energy when a moving partical is anihilated as well as the energy from the mass itself."
Order of operations, gentlemen. Either the "/ 1" is superfluous, or that formula should read E=mc^2 / (1 - (v^2/c^2)). Quite a difference there...
DJ
E=MC + DJ + Alchohol = Good time by all. #
Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 10:04 GMT

Damn, and I though I was nerdy.
You all need to chill out and just appreciate the storyline.
Now, While you are pondering that, Wheres my CattleProd....
<BRZZZZT>
OoPS WroNG End
SPiT
Einstein stuff #
Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 11:54 GMT

The proper equations are
E = MC^2 where M is the current mass of the object
or
E = mC^2/(1-V^2/C^2) where m is the rest mass of the object
The second equation is simply a way of deriving the energy (or indirectly the active mass) of an moving object.
The key understanding is that energy and mass are in fact the same thing. Once you pick up that part of it things all start to make more sense.
Also, the equations are from Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity (the first one) rather than General Relativity. Special Relativity only properly handles objects travelling with constant velocity in free space. Once you introduce any sort of acceleration you need General Relativity and the world gets a whole lot more complicated.
Scott
@Chris Peschke #
Posted Tuesday 25th March 2008 19:51 GMT

nice! ;)
cheers
Fuzzy
Pfftt - E=mc^2 #
Posted Wednesday 26th March 2008 02:04 GMT

The best explosive force is not as many believe the reaction of matter and anti-matter it is that of a 7y.o. with a half a can of red bull and a fairy floss coursing through his veins