Gone in 5 seconds

Late to the party.

Paris because she is never late to parties.

hehe

Insane people are so funny.

Oooh errr...

Judging by the number of skin-tight white T-shirts, I assume the "Church" would welcome Daffyd with open arms?

Helo? Cos I've got one circling outside my window right now...

"Hey, is it me or does that pilot look like the guy from grease?"

ouch

God disapproves - it started snowing here. Maybe Paris can calm him.

I heard that Scientologists....

.... go to the bog and some of them (Tom Cruise among them) go more than once a week!

Sheesh! What's the news here?

Paris because there's probably a video of her going to the bog somewhere on 'internet'.

Satch?

Is that Joe Satriani on Guitar there? Sounds like him, but last time I saw him he was completely skin-headed..........

look at all the coke on the tables

granted it is the fizzy drink version

Low flying?

Yup I blame all that low altitude flying and g-forces in the hard turns, it obviously addled his brain.

Actually, to be fair, he didn't entirely do a bad job on that old Bob Seger track, for an instant karaoke (if I'd been singing it everyone would leave the party)

Paris of course, always there for a party.

Wait! Someone enjoying their birthday party? Someone grab the strait jacket!

How is this an example of him being mad? It was a party, where he's having a good time. I'd hate to go a Reg party if you're all expected to sit quietly in the corner not causing a fuss.

@Steve: I agree. Sure he's a bit of a nutjob but is this really still funny?

There's a difference between the likes of SNL spoofing / impersonating him and just laughing at him for the sake of it. I recently saw an interview with him on the Letterman show where he came off as a genuine, normal sort of a guy (as far as that's possible.) and all this really proves is that his, erm, eccentric manner, is just him rather than an act which he puts on for the audience, which is what the e.g. Oprah episode felt like.

This was almost certainly "leaked" by the Scientology crew in a damage limitation exercise, and I think it does a pretty good job. Poor old Reg... duped and falling for it hook, line and sinker.

Can we get some new icons? Either a dead horse being repeatedly flogged or someone frantically scraping at the bottom of a barrel ought to do nicely. It worked with Paris...

All proceeds will go to needy Scientology Offices.

I guess the evil overlord of the galaxy is a long way from Toms mind now!!!!!!

I don't see the problem...

... it's his birthday and he looked like he enjoyed himself. And heck, a pile of your mates turn out for your birthday, put on some live entertainment and sing your praises, you're gonna enjoy yourself.

And so you decide to get involved in the performance, sing, demonstrate you can still do the splits without wishing you hadn't immediately afterwards... so what? That strictly prohibited somewhere?

Ok, having seen certain other videos I definitely have to question the guys' grip on reality, but I won't be begrudging him a birthday where he can't enjoy himself for fear of people ripping the mickey out of him at a later date.

save this story for elreg-tmz.com

Couldn't make it through more than 30 seconds of such horrible @ss kissing.

Wierd stuff

It feels soooo strange, the place looks like some sort of a playground and I'm wondering how many "real" UNPAID friends are there.

You don't need to be mad to be in the CoS

But it does help.

... but

I just remembered that Joseph of the Satriani did a wonderful rendition of "theme for Mission Impossible"... mmmm?

Acting mad?

Obviously the writer never gets invited to fun parties. What's your problem? This video is a peak into high society, so what, we knew that they celebrate differently. And there are no drugs in sight, better than most other celeb parties we normally hear of.