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IBM dreams of optical chips with tiny light pulse device

Publicus Creatura

What?? 

Nature Photonics? Is that the same publisher as "Glow-in-the-Dark Left Nostril Inhaler Weekly"? (Thanks, George Carlin) Now I have to find it to see what they publish to fill a magazine for over a dozen issues . . . besides this sounding like seriously cool technology.

Troy Shanahan

Bwahahaaha! 

Thumb Up

Sorry, but that 'actual size' image made me laugh out loud at the exact moment a call dropped into my headset. That's hilarious. Put me in a good mood for the rest of the day.

Top stuff, keep it coming.

Michael Sheils

Oi! 

Stop

"Specifically, the promise of optics will become more and more appealing as chip makers continue to increase processing cores at roughly the same speed that shaving supply companies add superfluous blades to their razors."

You now owe me a new keyboard after you forced me to spray beer all over my current one with that comment. Can I have a SteelSeries 7G please?

Anonymous from Mars

Diagrams 

Coat

Those diagrams really helped put things in perspective.

Dr. Mouse

Now it wont be sharks... 

Coat

It'll be "I want a pool of flesh-eating backteria with frickin lasers on their membranes!"

Scott

Eye can't c 

Coat

My browser never lets me c the pictures so will that optical "thingy" that shaves 4000 angels @ a time have 4000 blades? and what happens to all the shavings?and...........sorry, mine is the one with coffee all over it.

Anonymous Coward

Fluff 

So what happens when a stray bit of dust/fluff/hair drifts into the path of the light beam?

Daniel Wilkie

@Fluff 

Nothing, as long as it doesn't deflect the light beam far enough for to cross another beam. If it does we're screwed...

michael

@ daniel 

Coat

NOO DO NOT CROSS THE STREEMS!!!

Ryan

@fluff 

Don't be silly, they are so small that dust won't be able to get in.

Also, they'll be sealed like HDDs.

E

Application 

What kind of framerates in Quake 4 will an optical processor with 1TB/s bandwidth provide? Should I wait to upgrade?

Liam O'Hagan

Actual size 

Unhappy

So you have made me find the first bright pixel on my monitor.

Looking at the 'Actual size' picture, I noted 1 bright pixel, and thought 'that must be it then'

Then I scrolled the page and the picture moved, but the bright pixel didn't...

Fuzzy

New standard unit of measurement 

IT Angle

"speed that shaving supply companies add superfluous blades to their razors"

So are we adding a new unit of measurement to the reg standards

george abney

IBM Opticchips Light Pulse Device... 

Microprocessor design on this platform imbedded in nanotubes spread through a polymer surface can coat the hull of spacestations and function as hull breach safety systems that immediately identify/isolate/and correct any meteorite penetration of space station hull. Same thing for aquatic submersibles and the same concept is applicable to synthetic skin covering artificial limbs... to provide sensory inputs through the limb to the brain.

These microcircuits would be imbedded in human tissue/bones to provide communication interface and real time NET humanlinks for private-commercial uses and for use by the combat soldier in the field as the soldier physically hosts an entire array of communications systems in human flesh and bone.

Wow. It ain't Kansas anymore AND it ain't Oz either. Its something BETTER!

Frumious Bandersnatch

rectilinear circuits not dead yet? 

Linux

Why do people still design circuits for a Manhattan-style grid? Wouldn't interconnection be simplified and real estate optimised by laying the components on hexagonal grid? With the right inter-bus co-ordination algorithms, scalability would come for free.

RP

Our future, let me show you it. 

Flame

This is all well and good, but you know Sarah Conner is just going to blow it up.