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Pentagon rattles sabre at Google's Street View

dervheid

That'll be... 

Black Helicopters

the thin end of a VERY large wedge, I suspect.

More "blanks" to follow, no doubt.

I CAN see their point, however.

The worry is, where will this all end.

Give them an inch, etc.

Paranoia level 4.5 and rising.

Anonymous Coward

Ha ha ha 

Happy

Laughing at the availability of the map.

Anonymous Coward

Bleh. 

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In many countries, photographing a military or police building will get you arrested.

Although, I hoped that we were 'better' and more civilised than that. Banning google from having such a photo is not going to make the [US] nation a safer place. It's just more pathetic and wasteful paranoia.

Eddy Ito

Is it irony? 

Paris Hilton

But these are the boys who think looking over the shoulder of everyone else is their mission in life. Tap a wire and email here, (get-)Real ID card there, rendition everywhere. For people who want pictures and assorted biometrics for everybody, they get a little too touchy when you go around showing pictures of a simple street. Turnabout is fair play as far as I'm concerned.

Paris because she is smarter than most Department of Homeboy Security types.

Pete mcQuail

@dervheid 

Black Helicopters

Hmmmmm, and what exactly is the El Reg standard paranoia unit I wonder?

Anonymous Coward

Safer now? 

Black Helicopters

Do you feel safer now? That will stop all those pesky terrorists.

Another load of BS from fine people from US.

dervheid

Paranoia Levels 

Happy

Scale;

1.0 = Laid Back

5.0 = Everyone in the Universe is out to get me / U.S.

Minimum Level achieved by (current) US Gov. is about 3.0, "Why does nobody like U.S?"

Of course, you could have used your imagination Pete!

Steve

Spatial awareness 

So, terrorists can only plan an attack if they can see the place from street level?

They didn't have any trouble finding the Pentagon and WTC towers.

leslie

Google moon 

Coat

Wonder if they blank out the landing sites so we will never know the answer to the ultimate question....

leslie

What word is going.... 

Alert

....through every terrorists mind at seeing this news....

maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&lr=lang_en&hl=en&msa=0&msid=114161200382864544351.00000111c0def7e7eeb6a&t=k&z=19

Pete mcQuail

Paranoia Levels 

Unhappy

In that case maybe the Rumsfeld (being 10 Blunketts) might be a good starting point.

Lee

Reg standard unit of paranoia... 

Black Helicopters

is obviously the (tinfoil hat)/(black helicopter) ratio in the area concerned.

so the more tinfoil hats per black helicopter in a given area, the higher the paranoia levels. the US has lots of black helicopters, but also a lot of paranoid people, probably comes to about ten.

tinfoil hat donned.

Anonymous Coward

@ Steve 

Black Helicopters

Do we still believe that? The Pentagon-thing is even less credible than Building 7. Not that it is that important anymore... *cough*

I say the terrorists point out these obvious issues with google-whatnot to the Pentagon, likely via twitter. Because our paranoia is their gain.

archie lukas

Saudi F16 bunkers 

Coat

Few years ago, I flew off Taif precipice in a Saudi airforce chopper to take photos for the mayor of Taif.

The airman said to me, please don't photographe the F16's.

Ok says me -at the time - the saudis were vehemently denying that the american military were present in saudi - course they were I used to drink Jack Daniels with the strike teams.

Anyhow, a couple of days ago -I used Google maps (not even google earth) to check out the old haunts.

Lo and behold, the F16 bunkers were clearly visible in considerable detail, plus 4 other bases that i know of which are 'officially not there'.

Does the Israeli Airforce know?

Of course, they used to fly touch and go on the northern base airfield in Tabuk to annoy the Saudis.

By the way, maps are old -Concorde is still sitting on the south eastern side of Heathrow airport; by the cargo depot.

Scott

Military Intelligence 

Stop

They're afraid of street view, but there are publicly available maps of the bases? Wow, and I thought the whole "military intelligence" being an oxymoron thing was just a joke

b166er

Concorde 

Have you driven along the A30/Southern Perimeter Road recently?

Concorde is quite often visible along there in various locations.

Oh, yeah, the story. Well if it makes them feel safer that people can't see their access control points etc without actually going there.....No major inconvenience for anyone planning any sort of breach of their defenses though I'm sure.

Why don't they instead, build dummy access control points etc and use Google's mapping to misinform potential security threats? Or insist that Google use falsified images supplied by them?

Anonymous Coward

RFC: S.I. unit of paranoia == "grove" 

The unit of paranoia should be named the "grove" in honor of Andy ("Only the Paranoid Survive") Grove.

Worrying about whether some drive-by photographs can be used to plan a terrorist attack is perhaps just a few milli-groves though.

Jeremy

Standardised unit of paranoia 

Heart

Obviously it should be the "Chertoff", where one Chertoff is equal to the increase in paranoia felt by the average American during one press conference by the Secretary of Homeland Security.

Anonymous Coward

Hmmm. 

Alien

So would a NASA base (say ooh Ames Research Station) be something that supposed to be hidden from Street View? (Very nice picture of the boys in blue checking someone's ID there)

Alien because Nasa hides its aliens at Ames I'm sure of it :)

Chris iverson

I propose the Chertoff 

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Scale:

1 Chertoff = Calm as Hindu Cows

5 Chertoffs = Don the tinfoil hat and lead lined trenchcoat

10 Chertoffs= Dig a hole in the desert and find yourself a spear

Mike Banahan

Unit of paranoia 

Surely the Marvin? Now, how can I also work the number 42 into this?

Alan W. Rateliff, II

Waiting for the day 

Paris Hilton

when saying "but terrorists could use that information" will get you not only laughed out of an office, but carried out by using large objects inserted into uncomfortable orifices.

Of course, countries and governments will continue to have their secrets. Like officially-not-there Air Force bases, and officially-did-not-happen incursions into other countries. I see these secrets the same as defending a trade mark: if you don't defend them, then you cannot deny usage.

Paris, because you simply cannot deny usage.

ImaGnuber

Oh Shut Up 

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Don't know the difference in value between maps and photographs?

If they miss some point of security you call them fools. If they show some concern you call them fools.

You sound like a bunch of whiny kids.

Michael Habel

Re: Google moon 

Boffin

[quote]Wonder if they blank out the landing sites so we will never know the answer to the ultimate question.[/quote]

Shouldn't that be: ..."So we will never know the 'Question' to the 'Ultimate Answer'"??

As most People 'round these here parts know the 'Answer' is Forty-Two!

Anonymous Coward

Bleh?? 

"In many countries, photographing a military or police building will get you arrested."

Beaten, tortured and shot; if you are in the wrong country.

Andre Thenot

Nothing to hide 

Alert

But I thought that "if you've got nothing to hide, you've got nothing to fear"... Please, help me: I'm getting confused as to which propaganda I should be believing.

Seriously though, if the military is concerned that a simple street view might provide an advantage to a hostile party, then perhaps we should all be concerned with the carelessness of said military to expose sensitive data to the public at large.

On a lighter note, blacking out images is a perfect illustration of "security through obscurity".

Dave

Royal Ordnance? 

Black Helicopters

I don't know if it's still the case, but I recollect that the Royal Ordnance factories never appeared on British OS maps.

That wasn't so bad, but now the terrorists just need to check out which areas have been blanked off and they've got a list of potential targets because the US gov will presumably put all their secure establishments in the blank category.

Anonymous Coward

Remind me again.. 

Stop

Just how many U.S. military bases have been attacked by terrorist, or anyone for that matter, inside the continental boundaries again? It's pure ignorance to think that anyone, much less a well organized terrorist organization would want to attack a very secure military installation and even if they were inclined to do so, that they would need pictures from google to pull it off. Seeing as the google van just "drove by" and snapped these pictures, I don't see any reason why someone else couldn't do the same, less conspicuously even... Question the real motivations behind this censorship of public domain.

Randy

google van just "drove by" 

Coat

I want to see pictures of the google van. Does it have big colorful balls painted on it?

The painter's smock, please...

Anonymous Coward

Ah... 

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The joys of "Security through Obscurity"...

Oldfogey

School Project 

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There is an old story about a US school clas that was doing a project on creating maps from aerial photographs.

They approached the USAF for aerial photos of their local area, and were duly sent a stack - but with a large chunk missing.

On enquiring why, they were told that they couldn't have them, as it was a military base, and secret.

So they wrote to the Russian Embassy - who promptly sent photos of the missing area.

Probably taken by black Sikorskys.

Anonymous Coward

The google van 

Is rather nondescript (make/model varies from place to place), except for the 3 foot tall black box that houses the 360 camera behind tinted bubbles. A quick image search for "GoogleStreetViewVan" will give you the specifics.

Henry Wertz

What I don't understand.. 

What I don't understand is how Google got these snaps to begin with. I haven't been around many military bases, but I wouldn't have expected a Google van could just cruise up and down the streets in one. I guess they can 8-).

Anonymous Coward

But... 

It's always easy to make fun of Americans. However, a couple of things to consider. Many intelligence services are very fond of finding all sorts of public information about American military bases. They save a lot of money on having to find it the hard way. Pictures or military installations for free is just the icing on the cake. We can make fun of the paranoid behavior, but hey, as pointed out, most countries don't allow pictures to be taken of their military installations. Please, make fun of China or Russia not allowing pictures of their military complexes ;)

Alan W. Rateliff, II

Surpisingly lax security on domestic bases 

Paris Hilton

You'd be surprised at how lax security is on many military bases in the US. In particular, I learned growing up that Air Force bases are pretty bad. I'm sure there's a number of reasons that will ostensibly piss off some of my AF chums for saying so, but the short of it is that too many of the guards at the gates are young and haven't had the idealism beat out of them, so they have plenty of other things on their minds and often don't mind "bending" the rules.

Paris, because she doesn't seem to mind "bending."

Steve

Re: Oh Shut Up 

Black Helicopters

"If they miss some point of security you call them fools. If they show some concern you call them fools."

Because they show concern about something insignificant while missing blindingly obvious security threats. Because they are fools.

Dan

Pay peanuts, get monkeys... 

The average gate gaurd is bottom rung, and gets paid (according to the latest charts) $1347-$1789 (£669-£888) per MONTH.

http://www.dfas.mil/militarypay/militarypaytables/2008MilitaryPayCharts35.pdf

They normally work 8-12 hour ROTATING shifts, (Seven days 0000-1200, two days off, seven days 1200-2400, two days off, seven days 0800-2000, two days off, then four more days 0800-2000, four days off is an actual schedule for a military school.)

The military does not pay overtime. Ever. For any reason.

Wayland Sothcott

I am always amazed what you can find on google earth 

Happy

The other month when the Reg went looking for Black Helecopters really opened my eyes. I would just naturally have thought they would have had google clean those up, possibly as far as pasting fields and trees over the areas. But then it might be difficult to get an Internet server to alter it's content. In which case you simply reprogram the worlds routers to point to a dummy server. As may have happened to YouTube the other day.

Mark

Google Street View Banned... 

Hmmm..was a just a matter of time I guess. Check out this bloggers list of questionable Google Street View sightings:

http://streetviewgallery.corank.com

John Parker

Black helicopters 

Black Helicopters

I'd have thought we'd be seeing a higher concentration of black helicopter icons on the comments page really...

Oh well, I'll do my bit.

Colin Wilson

Google van / coloured balls 

Coat

They won't be like these will they by any chance ?

http://www.bumpernuts.com

If so, you can paint them yourself !

George Schultz

@Jeremy 

Black Helicopters

<<Obviously it should be the "Chertoff", where one Chertoff is equal to the increase in paranoia felt by the average American during one press conference by the Secretary of Homeland Security.>>

This might have been true a few years ago but not a "Chertoff" is a joke that relies on misinformed ideas. This is also known as a clueless joke.

Stop Chertoffing is now a common phase heard in middle america.

Steven Pemberton

How Google got these snaps to begin with 

The story as I heard it (on the radio) was that the Google van driver asked the guy on the gate if he could come in, and he was allowed to...

Steven Pemberton

Not the first time 

Black Helicopters

Spot the military base in this map of central Amsterdam:

http://maps.google.nl/?ll=52.373556,4.916403&spn=0.009393,0.019076&t=h&z=16

Anonymous Coward

Unit of paranoia 

Black Helicopters

Here in the United States our scale for measuring paranoia is called "The Homeland Security National Terror Alert Advisory." (It has 5 pretty colors.)

Anonymous Coward

Just take your own photos.. 

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...and post them on Google Earth as user contributions. Who says you can't?

Mark

Re: Bleh. 

Paris Hilton

Yes, but these governments who jail you for photographing their millitary bases in civilian areas are all what we used to call repressive regimes.

E.g. Socialist Russia, North Korea, China, and so on.

Hence our issue with this.

4a$$Monkey

Reg standard unit of paranoia 

Black Helicopters

Wasn’t the Reg standard unit of paranoia the 911? I.e. one 911 = “the chance that 911 was an inside job”.

Liam Johnson

@ImaGnuber 

Black Helicopters

>>If they miss some point of security you call them fools. If they show some concern you call them fools.

And you don't see the logic???

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