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Caesar's Palace security confronts Dell over HP gig invasion

James O'Brien

Heh 

Joke

I cant wait till HP toilet papers Dells HQ and Dell Retaliates by giving HP a swirley :)

This is gonna be good. I say we get a poll up on which company will do what next or be the most mature about this.

palito

Actually, I heard HP... 

Flame

were putting doodie in a paper bag and going to set fire to the bag on Dells doorstep, ring the bell and run.

Pierre

Wrong title 

Dead Vulture

"Dell goes Ballmer on HP show" -or the other way round, like "Security goes Ballmer on Dell vs HP rumble"- would have been much more alluring.

Disclaimer: I'm not a salesdroid.

Disclaimer-bis: yes, I'm bored tonite.

Anonymous Coward

Dell and innovation in the same sentence? 

So DELL are seeking to differentiate their value by annoying HP's Partners at an HP Partner conference, If I were a DELL shareholder I'd be worried!!

George

Urgh childish. 

Paris Hilton

And as the anonymous coward above says it really is the wrong audience.

It really smacks of a start-up company, let alone one that ignored the channel sellers for however many years and then all of a sudden wants a piece of the pie.

Paris...any publicity is good publicity i suppose.

Guy

Ignored the Channel Sellers? 

Coat

You mean that they completely and utterly shafted the channel sellers, when they went direct, stole their customers and then aggressively sold against them...you think that they are going to come back easily and say I want another chance to be completely shafted...................................mines the one with kick me written on the back

Anonymous Coward

All Hail Caesar! 

Heart

In Dell's defense, have you seen those Caesar bouncers? They're pretty hot. Assuming no one spiked the water in Lake Austin, I think the only explanation why otherwise intelligent people would pepper a competitor's conference with paper SPAM, is...well, all rise for Caesar!