Buttons? I want the kit to provide three commandline tools: bolluxfind, unbollux and bolluxmon. GUIs just get in the way of efficiently debolluxing what needs to be debolluxed, and furthermore, the leaner and meaner the tools themselves are, the less chance of a programmer bolluxing the unbolluxer.

Instead of your basic vasectomy? Sounds a bit messy,

Router(config)# no bollux

Router(config)#

Shouldn't everything in life have a debollux button? Put it right next to undo...

You've got to have bollux to send out stuff like that. Brilliant.

DROP TABLE "Users";

COMMIT;

(IANADBE)

I'm guessing they used the word "bollux" instead of the more anglo-saxon "bollocks" to try and squeeze through any profanity filters on the way..?

Now that's the kind of spam I might look into.

I know, I know, it promotes further spamming... but still...

Can you imagine if M$ used that? or Apple.

Get the new upgrade for Vista, "Because our coders dropped a clanger, someone smarter than our guys are could remotely bollux your machine"

Or

"because Vista has bolluxed up and died, we are having to reboot, sorry for making an arse of your system, if you want to see what the benaal report contains and listen to us talk cr*p at you because we don't know which bit of the sh*te software is to blame, then click here."

That would be nice and refreshing.

I do like that email though...

Alway sBollix not bollocks or ballicks or ballaux........

who is waiting in the wings with the patent for 'a method or apparatus for reverting software or related equipment from a bolluxed state?' to troll this one?

No !! That's French for the same thing (see Asterix the Gaul) !!