Resonance Cascade.

Get the crowbar.

It isn't a jigsaw, they're building the Millennium Falcon.

Isnt this familiar with Half Life ? And Another World? Get ready.

John doesn't need to hear this, he's a trained professional.

Do we never learn? Did they not play Fade to Black?

NOOOOOOO CHARLES, NOOOOOOOooooooooooo

Mine is the one that haz Cheeezeburger in pokets..

(Phew - meme'd out)

And when the first sports-car driving idiot scientist decides to play with it at 3am during a stoem and gets himself blasted into another world?

Go nuts, before we all get sucked into that Black Hole they are about to create...

... have to search around the house for the last piece of any jigsaw I do. I'd hate to see the size of the sofa they found that stuffed down.

Well, it's going to be October at least until you see first pp collisions.

At http://www.math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=660, Peter Woit writes:

_So, most optimistically, it looks like mid-late October is the earliest that 7 TeV collisions could be happening, right around the date of the official inauguration: October 21. More realistically, this may very well take until early 2009._

No need to rush to your do-it-yourself store for that crowbar yet.

... in the *test chamber*."

Are they being a bit slap dash

ATLAS's role is to measure particles produced in proton-proton collisions within its 7000 tonne, 28,750 cubic metre bulk packing 100 million sensors.

CERN explains: "As particles pass through a magnetic field produced by superconducting magnets, this detector has the ability to accurately track them to the width of a human hair."

Proton Size ~ 0.000000000000001 m

Human Hair ~ 0.0001 m

Anybody see some difference in scale?

The previous posters were right it going to be Another World/Fade to Black/Half Life - do these scientist never play games???

Crowbar? Straight to the Gravity Gun I say ;-)

People for the Ethical Treatment of Atoms feel that this research could be performed perfectly well without killing innocent atoms.

Show that you care for atoms by taking off your kit now.

actually the Machine Operators (who do extensive shift-work) are the ones usually driving the sports cars. (It helps that with a 431K CERN number plate you can get a tax-free sports car!)

I have done machine experiments at 3am with <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuri_Feodorovich_Orlov> Yuri didn't drive a sports car.

I prefer Ferney Voltaire to St.Genis-Pouilly (what will happen to the protons in November when the Swiss/EU border is dissolved??) (they currently have to pass the Douanes every 45microseconds!!)

/don't need a coat, the skyshine keeps me warm

Christ's sake - for an IT related site there sure are a whole lot of scientifically challenged reprobates out there!

'We're all going to get sucked into a black hole' - I suspect not.

'How long does it take to get sucked in to a black hole?' - well... I guess that kind of depends how big it is... and also whether you're observing someone fall into a black hole or falling in to it yourself etc, etc, etc...

As good as Half Life is, I can' really see some physicists playing it and suddenly worrying "Oh my god! What are we doing? I've gotta stop this crazy experiment.!"

Are we all still so luddite that when any major technology comes round the corner we all start declaring the end of the world? Oh my god - It's a digital watch! This is where Skylab started! Run to the nuclear bunkers now!

Paris - Coz I know where I'd like to accelerate my hadrons!

was another game involving me fixing the rift created by an accelerator accident. And voxels.

Anyone?

I'll get my coat.

"As particles pass through a magnetic field produced by superconducting magnets, this detector has the ability to accurately track them to the width of a human hair."

Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, anyone? The LAC is optimised to measure momentum, therefore delta-p is small and delta-x is correspondingly big.

I can't be arsed to look anything up or calculate it though. Perhaps a bored Physics undergrad may wish to have a go?

It's the only way to be safe.

Mine's the one with the Weyland-Yutani insignia. Yes, I'm a Corporal. What of it?

strange, charm, top, bottom... all inspired by me (and by my acting)

what's to bet they name the force carrier for the next dimension a "Hilton"

see me unfold in six dimensions (download available)

I, for one, welcome our new Higgs boson overlords.

Anybody interested in a little bet on the outcome? My money's on the end of life on earth:

http://www.hubdub.com/e/Market/What_will_be_the_result_of_the_switching_on_of_the_Large_Hadron_Collider_in_May_231/view

How can you argue about accuracy when you are not even using the correct units of measurement.

"ATLAS's role is to measure particles produced in proton-proton collisions within its 7000 tonne, 28,750 cubic metre bulk packing 100 million sensors."

Should read

"ATLAS's role is to measure particles produced in proton-proton collisions within its 1666.6667 Kilo Jubs, 49916660.8792 bulgarian funbags - (C Cup Posh Spice bulk) packing 100 million sensors."

Please pay attention to the details guys!!

I beg to differ. Writing code for BNFL I interpreted physycysts' (can't spell won't spell) specs and wrote code. In C++, no less. Blimey. Divide by zero errors happened. Phyzzy: But there will always be neutrons! Me: What, even when you havn't comissioned the reprocessing plant?

But, for my 2p worth, I put my faith, and that of the entire world's humaity, in the fact that Hawking got it right and the micro-black holes will dissipate. Phew!

...it's good to see you!

"...The LHC will, once operational, allow scientists to probe the mysteries of the universe..as it existed close to the beginning of time and possible extra dimensions of spacetime..."

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

mwahahahahahaaaa!!

I was curious about the microns/protons difference too; I put it down to uncertainty and that they need to measure the speed too. Deriving root mean squares feels like work, but the AC suggestion of angles being of prime importance (and m vs µm) is pretty convincing as well.

In an electric universe you don't need black holes, dark matter or any other wierd, invented, non-provable stuff. I think the only black hole they'll find is the one they're pouring money into.

The answer, as someone points out, is different if you're doing it or watching it. If you're being sucked into a black hole, time dilates for you as you approach the event horizon, so that it may feel like a *very* long time. This is likely to be more unpleasant than boring; due to tidal forces your feet will weigh vastly more than your head (supposing you fall feet first, YMMV).

I was going to contrast how different this would be to being sucked in by a Dan Brown novel, but I changed my mind.

Remember when you mother told you not to mess with things you don't understand......Well this sounds like the perfect time to listen to her advice as this surely can only end in tears with some smug scientist saying "See I told you not to do it"

Mine is the full charged HEV suit with the gravity gun.

Robert Rankin's "Nostradamus ate my hamster" has nothing on this. scary