Software company seeks 'Senior BJ assistant'
Kenny Millar
There more to this than meets the eye (sorry!) #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 09:38 GMT

Take a look at the 'how to apply' section...
Hmm, why would you need to send naked piccies, unless of course there may be 'other duties' attached to this position... I mean job... I mean ... err....you know.
Chris Williams
Written application... #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 09:51 GMT

... or oral test?
Morten Ranulf Clausen
My question is... #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 10:03 GMT

...is this an entry position or is hands-on experience required?
OK, alright, mine's the rubber one with the diving mask.
Andrew
We like what we do..... #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 10:19 GMT

yep.. that's the slogan on the company's website.. how apt.
amanfromMars
The Devil is in the Detail that you know...... :-0 #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 10:35 GMT

More a Passionate Calling than a Job Assist :-)....... although it didn't do either Bill or Monica any favours. Most probably one of those superduper Covert Ops for it certainly duped the Clintons. Makes you wonder, or even perhaps tells you why, Hillary is so keen to sit in the chair behind the Big Desk.
Anonymous Coward
this job sucks #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 10:49 GMT

wonder who heads up the department?
Dave
Spit or swallow? #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 11:06 GMT

Probably not a career by choice, just someyhing you get sucked into.
Ishkandar
Sounds like a mind(??)-numbing "full time" job !! #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 11:06 GMT
Will there be extra pay for injuries during hazardous duty like carpet burns ?? What about overtime and weekends ?? And what perks, if any, are available ??
We have a right to full disclosure( or should that be "exposure" ?) !!
Thomas Rushton
I need my eyes testing #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 11:09 GMT
After reading this story, I now find myself reading "BJ Consultant" in job adverts looking for business intelligence gurus.
Tom Richardson
Could be a job for these guys... #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 11:44 GMT

http://www.bjchampion.co.uk/
I see their trucks on the motorway regularly. The drivers always look somewhat disgruntled.
Paris cos she'd probably be fit for the job as well.
Rob Holmes
@ Ishkandar #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 11:46 GMT
Quote: "And what perks, if any, are available ??"
Well, I think that free lunch is something of a given.
Jason
@ Ishkandar #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 13:09 GMT

How could you forget the IT related injury: RSI...
Imagine working a normal 9-5 day on that job! (pun intended)
Andrew
Unclear #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 13:25 GMT

It doesn't make it clear from the advert whether the applicant would be the one giving or receiving. Now if it were receiving and Paris Hilton were involved....
Big_Boomer
Journalists #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 13:25 GMT

First or all I would like to know how you found out about this Lester.
Surfing for "naughty" stuff eh?
I'll bet they get a lot of applications from Journalists,... and lawyers, and BMW drivers and anyone else who sucks. ;-)
The armoured bike jacket please,... and my lid.
jazz
@ Rob Holmes #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 13:49 GMT

Quote: "well, think that free lunch is something of a given"
Liquid Lunch...
Graham Bartlett
@Big_Boomer #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 14:02 GMT
Inside information, dude - they call the informant "Deep Throat"...
Anonymous Coward
assistant? #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 15:25 GMT

As far as I know, you only need one person to give, or one person to receive, if they need an assistant they're doing something seriously wrong!
Mine's the latex one with the air pocket at the top.
Anonymous Coward
Re: assistant? #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 15:54 GMT

Presumably the assistant is the one holding the spitoon.
Paris - wouldn't need an assistant
Francis Boyle
If you don't understand the role of the assistant #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 16:13 GMT
you obviously haven't been watching the right training videos.
No Paris, because all her videos are in the basic category and you want advanced.
amanfromMars
Eternal Paris Springs ........ Immaculate Source ..... Code XXXX #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 16:24 GMT

The Perfect dDay Trading Job for a Professional Amateur.
Rob
Possible free jewelry package for successful applicant... #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 16:36 GMT
Well at least _one_ pearl necklace surely?...
Anonymous Coward
New record?? #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 21:54 GMT
It took only 5 comments to get to the Bill/Monica adventure. I thought it would be much quicker. Then again, I'm US based. These things take a bit of time.
Dave
More companies already have this covered... #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 21:56 GMT

http://www.bjservices.com/ (SFW- Unless you find 'coiled tubing' a bit seedy)
E_Nigma
What are you doing to my mind?! #
Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 23:10 GMT

I was just reading an another text here ("Security can come cheaply") and I read hookers instead of hackers. Coat, please, gotta find someone to hack up with tonight!
Anonymous Coward
@bjservices.com #
Posted Friday 29th February 2008 06:56 GMT

I love that BJ Services offers "completion service".
amanfromMars
Black Watch Tartan Commanders in Apache Chief. #
Posted Friday 29th February 2008 09:28 GMT

"It took only 5 comments to get to the Bill/Monica adventure. I thought it would be much quicker. Then again, I'm US based. These things take a bit of time." ..... By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 18:30 GMT
AC,
It is a lot quicker, but IT Servers to slower Markets where these things take a bit of time, so as is Traditional Tommy Practiced XXXXPerience ...... . Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance Permitting and Providing Particular and Peculiar Programming Protocols with a Sane Quantum DisRegard of Unnecessary Haste.
Shame that the Bill/Monica adventure added nothing to any venture, though ..... a selfish indulgence on Public Expenses..... a raw bum deal for everyone involved too.
And the Flame to burn off excess Gas.
Anonymous Coward
I wonder... #
Posted Friday 29th February 2008 21:12 GMT
whether this job requires more than just lip service... I'll be leaving, then.
Anonymous Coward
I already have a Job #
Posted Saturday 1st March 2008 17:27 GMT

And am not leaving for anything less then a head job
Anonymous Coward
Re: assistant? #
Posted Saturday 1st March 2008 22:48 GMT

Perhaps the chap needs an assistant so he can give _himself_ a BJ?
(you know you would if you could ...)
James O'Brien
Heh #
Posted Sunday 2nd March 2008 09:09 GMT

My question here is what happens if you get a hair ball? Or would shaving be mandatory. . .
/mines the one with the Mach3 and shaving cream in the pocket
Bjorn
@jason #
Posted Sunday 2nd March 2008 19:00 GMT

Depends, if Paris was involved it would most likely be more like a 6-9 job.
Bjorn
reminds me of the old line... #
Posted Sunday 2nd March 2008 19:00 GMT

If I blow your mind, will you promise to not think in my mouth.
Paris, well if she blew my mind... what can I say..
Anonymous Coward
JOB S*R*E AD #
Posted Tuesday 4th March 2008 04:22 GMT

i once saw an ad on a famous IT job site, looking for an Analsyst,