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Software company seeks 'Senior BJ assistant'

Kenny Millar

There more to this than meets the eye (sorry!) 

Coat

Take a look at the 'how to apply' section...

Hmm, why would you need to send naked piccies, unless of course there may be 'other duties' attached to this position... I mean job... I mean ... err....you know.

Chris Williams

Written application... 

Coat

... or oral test?

Morten Ranulf Clausen

My question is... 

Coat

...is this an entry position or is hands-on experience required?

OK, alright, mine's the rubber one with the diving mask.

Andrew

We like what we do..... 

Joke

yep.. that's the slogan on the company's website.. how apt.

amanfromMars

The Devil is in the Detail that you know...... :-0 

Alien

More a Passionate Calling than a Job Assist :-)....... although it didn't do either Bill or Monica any favours. Most probably one of those superduper Covert Ops for it certainly duped the Clintons. Makes you wonder, or even perhaps tells you why, Hillary is so keen to sit in the chair behind the Big Desk.

Anonymous Coward

this job sucks 

Coat

wonder who heads up the department?

Dave

Spit or swallow? 

Paris Hilton

Probably not a career by choice, just someyhing you get sucked into.

Ishkandar

Sounds like a mind(??)-numbing "full time" job !! 

Will there be extra pay for injuries during hazardous duty like carpet burns ?? What about overtime and weekends ?? And what perks, if any, are available ??

We have a right to full disclosure( or should that be "exposure" ?) !!

Thomas Rushton

I need my eyes testing 

After reading this story, I now find myself reading "BJ Consultant" in job adverts looking for business intelligence gurus.

Tom Richardson

Could be a job for these guys... 

Paris Hilton

http://www.bjchampion.co.uk/

I see their trucks on the motorway regularly. The drivers always look somewhat disgruntled.

Paris cos she'd probably be fit for the job as well.

Rob Holmes

@ Ishkandar 

Quote: "And what perks, if any, are available ??"

Well, I think that free lunch is something of a given.

Jason

@ Ishkandar 

Go

How could you forget the IT related injury: RSI...

Imagine working a normal 9-5 day on that job! (pun intended)

Andrew

Unclear 

Thumb Up

It doesn't make it clear from the advert whether the applicant would be the one giving or receiving. Now if it were receiving and Paris Hilton were involved....

Big_Boomer

Journalists 

Coat

First or all I would like to know how you found out about this Lester.

Surfing for "naughty" stuff eh?

I'll bet they get a lot of applications from Journalists,... and lawyers, and BMW drivers and anyone else who sucks. ;-)

The armoured bike jacket please,... and my lid.

jazz

@ Rob Holmes 

Coat

Quote: "well, think that free lunch is something of a given"

Liquid Lunch...

Graham Bartlett

@Big_Boomer 

Inside information, dude - they call the informant "Deep Throat"...

Anonymous Coward

assistant? 

Coat

As far as I know, you only need one person to give, or one person to receive, if they need an assistant they're doing something seriously wrong!

Mine's the latex one with the air pocket at the top.

Anonymous Coward

Re: assistant? 

Paris Hilton

Presumably the assistant is the one holding the spitoon.

Paris - wouldn't need an assistant

Francis Boyle

If you don't understand the role of the assistant 

you obviously haven't been watching the right training videos.

No Paris, because all her videos are in the basic category and you want advanced.

amanfromMars

Eternal Paris Springs ........ Immaculate Source ..... Code XXXX 

Paris Hilton

The Perfect dDay Trading Job for a Professional Amateur.

Rob

Possible free jewelry package for successful applicant... 

Well at least _one_ pearl necklace surely?...

Anonymous Coward

New record?? 

It took only 5 comments to get to the Bill/Monica adventure. I thought it would be much quicker. Then again, I'm US based. These things take a bit of time.

Dave

More companies already have this covered... 

Coat

http://www.bjservices.com/ (SFW- Unless you find 'coiled tubing' a bit seedy)

E_Nigma

What are you doing to my mind?! 

Coat

I was just reading an another text here ("Security can come cheaply") and I read hookers instead of hackers. Coat, please, gotta find someone to hack up with tonight!

Anonymous Coward

@bjservices.com 

Happy

I love that BJ Services offers "completion service".

amanfromMars

Black Watch Tartan Commanders in Apache Chief. 

Flame

"It took only 5 comments to get to the Bill/Monica adventure. I thought it would be much quicker. Then again, I'm US based. These things take a bit of time." ..... By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 18:30 GMT

AC,

It is a lot quicker, but IT Servers to slower Markets where these things take a bit of time, so as is Traditional Tommy Practiced XXXXPerience ...... . Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance Permitting and Providing Particular and Peculiar Programming Protocols with a Sane Quantum DisRegard of Unnecessary Haste.

Shame that the Bill/Monica adventure added nothing to any venture, though ..... a selfish indulgence on Public Expenses..... a raw bum deal for everyone involved too.

And the Flame to burn off excess Gas.

Anonymous Coward

I wonder... 

whether this job requires more than just lip service... I'll be leaving, then.

Anonymous Coward

I already have a Job 

Coat

And am not leaving for anything less then a head job

Anonymous Coward

Re: assistant? 

Pirate

Perhaps the chap needs an assistant so he can give _himself_ a BJ?

(you know you would if you could ...)

James O'Brien

Heh 

Coat

My question here is what happens if you get a hair ball? Or would shaving be mandatory. . .

/mines the one with the Mach3 and shaving cream in the pocket

Bjorn

@jason 

Paris Hilton

Depends, if Paris was involved it would most likely be more like a 6-9 job.

Bjorn

reminds me of the old line... 

Paris Hilton

If I blow your mind, will you promise to not think in my mouth.

Paris, well if she blew my mind... what can I say..

Anonymous Coward

JOB S*R*E AD 

Happy

i once saw an ad on a famous IT job site, looking for an Analsyst,