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Those among you who are a bit down on your luck and don't mind getting your hands dirty to bring in a few bucks are directed to this tempting post down at Greek software outfit Fortytwo: Job ad for Senior Blowjob assistant The blurb is, admittedly, somewhat incoherent, and we assume "asdfasdf" is the successful applicant's …

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Coat

There more to this than meets the eye (sorry!)

Take a look at the 'how to apply' section...

Hmm, why would you need to send naked piccies, unless of course there may be 'other duties' attached to this position... I mean job... I mean ... err....you know.

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Coat

Written application...

... or oral test?

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Coat

My question is...

...is this an entry position or is hands-on experience required?

OK, alright, mine's the rubber one with the diving mask.

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Joke

We like what we do.....

yep.. that's the slogan on the company's website.. how apt.

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Alien

The Devil is in the Detail that you know...... :-0

More a Passionate Calling than a Job Assist :-)....... although it didn't do either Bill or Monica any favours. Most probably one of those superduper Covert Ops for it certainly duped the Clintons. Makes you wonder, or even perhaps tells you why, Hillary is so keen to sit in the chair behind the Big Desk.

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Coat

this job sucks

wonder who heads up the department?

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Paris Hilton

Spit or swallow?

Probably not a career by choice, just someyhing you get sucked into.

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Sounds like a mind(??)-numbing "full time" job !!

Will there be extra pay for injuries during hazardous duty like carpet burns ?? What about overtime and weekends ?? And what perks, if any, are available ??

We have a right to full disclosure( or should that be "exposure" ?) !!

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I need my eyes testing

After reading this story, I now find myself reading "BJ Consultant" in job adverts looking for business intelligence gurus.

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Paris Hilton

Could be a job for these guys...

http://www.bjchampion.co.uk/

I see their trucks on the motorway regularly. The drivers always look somewhat disgruntled.

Paris cos she'd probably be fit for the job as well.

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@ Ishkandar

Quote: "And what perks, if any, are available ??"

Well, I think that free lunch is something of a given.

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Go

@ Ishkandar

How could you forget the IT related injury: RSI...

Imagine working a normal 9-5 day on that job! (pun intended)

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Unclear

It doesn't make it clear from the advert whether the applicant would be the one giving or receiving. Now if it were receiving and Paris Hilton were involved....

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Coat

Journalists

First or all I would like to know how you found out about this Lester.

Surfing for "naughty" stuff eh?

I'll bet they get a lot of applications from Journalists,... and lawyers, and BMW drivers and anyone else who sucks. ;-)

The armoured bike jacket please,... and my lid.

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Coat

@ Rob Holmes

Quote: "well, think that free lunch is something of a given"

Liquid Lunch...

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@Big_Boomer

Inside information, dude - they call the informant "Deep Throat"...

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Coat

assistant?

As far as I know, you only need one person to give, or one person to receive, if they need an assistant they're doing something seriously wrong!

Mine's the latex one with the air pocket at the top.

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Paris Hilton

Re: assistant?

Presumably the assistant is the one holding the spitoon.

Paris - wouldn't need an assistant

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If you don't understand the role of the assistant

you obviously haven't been watching the right training videos.

No Paris, because all her videos are in the basic category and you want advanced.

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Paris Hilton

Eternal Paris Springs ........ Immaculate Source ..... Code XXXX

The Perfect dDay Trading Job for a Professional Amateur.

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Rob

Possible free jewelry package for successful applicant...

Well at least _one_ pearl necklace surely?...

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Anonymous Coward

New record??

It took only 5 comments to get to the Bill/Monica adventure. I thought it would be much quicker. Then again, I'm US based. These things take a bit of time.

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Coat

More companies already have this covered...

http://www.bjservices.com/ (SFW- Unless you find 'coiled tubing' a bit seedy)

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Coat

What are you doing to my mind?!

I was just reading an another text here ("Security can come cheaply") and I read hookers instead of hackers. Coat, please, gotta find someone to hack up with tonight!

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Happy

@bjservices.com

I love that BJ Services offers "completion service".

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Flame

Black Watch Tartan Commanders in Apache Chief.

"It took only 5 comments to get to the Bill/Monica adventure. I thought it would be much quicker. Then again, I'm US based. These things take a bit of time." ..... By Anonymous Coward Posted Thursday 28th February 2008 18:30 GMT

AC,

It is a lot quicker, but IT Servers to slower Markets where these things take a bit of time, so as is Traditional Tommy Practiced XXXXPerience ...... . Proper Planning and Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance Permitting and Providing Particular and Peculiar Programming Protocols with a Sane Quantum DisRegard of Unnecessary Haste.

Shame that the Bill/Monica adventure added nothing to any venture, though ..... a selfish indulgence on Public Expenses..... a raw bum deal for everyone involved too.

And the Flame to burn off excess Gas.

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Anonymous Coward

I wonder...

whether this job requires more than just lip service... I'll be leaving, then.

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Coat

I already have a Job

And am not leaving for anything less then a head job

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Pirate

Re: assistant?

Perhaps the chap needs an assistant so he can give _himself_ a BJ?

(you know you would if you could ...)

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Coat

Heh

My question here is what happens if you get a hair ball? Or would shaving be mandatory. . .

/mines the one with the Mach3 and shaving cream in the pocket

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Paris Hilton

@jason

Depends, if Paris was involved it would most likely be more like a 6-9 job.

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Paris Hilton

reminds me of the old line...

If I blow your mind, will you promise to not think in my mouth.

Paris, well if she blew my mind... what can I say..

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Happy

JOB S*R*E AD

i once saw an ad on a famous IT job site, looking for an Analsyst,

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