The last paragraphs are classic. If I wore hats they would be off to you. Then I would also not be wearing hats. Therefore, the result is the same.

Since hats or no hats has no effect on the removal of hats, we can thus conclude that hats are irrelevant to matters involving hats. This means that hats do not exist.

So, to clarify, the nonexistent hats which I do not have are off to you.

Of why the surveillance societies we are creating are maybe not a good idea. Though i think I'll be safe from the likes because I'm not talented or good looking, oh wait....

"She also obtained Bennington's 34-page Verizon phone bill, which included the history of his phone usage as well as the telephone numbers of his band mates, friends and family. Townsend used this information to phone Bennington's wife and threaten her."

She also wrote down his license plate and demanded the registration details on a false claim for a fiver. DVLA said 'no problem, is there any other privileged information we are entrusted with that you'd like to help yourself to?'

Then she joined the local council to gain access to his email headers, telephone logs, ISP surfing history and a bunch of other data not covered specifically protected under RIPA, all the companies concerned happily obliged by handing over the data in secret. Some even sent the whole .MBX file given access to his emails passwords and bank info.

Once she had his GSM cell phone location data, she bugged every place he went.

Finally her boss at the council checked the data requests she'd been sending up stairs, and she was given a severe talking too in a stern manner.

The Data Protection agency stepped in! "You've been very naughty young woman, collecting all the personal information without paying you £35 data collectors fee!".

winamp is spying on my browsing habits judging by the fact that when i started reading this article it suddenly decided to pick not 1 but 2 linkin park tracks in a row

however I do have a complaint to make, you forgot to explain how ID cards and RFID tags in everything would have prevented this

Don't forget that while she's in gaol she'll be able to think to herself "What I've Done".

Actually, according to the US census bureau, the name Devon didn't even make the top 1000. This means it was beat out by the likes of Herminia (#998), Louella (#990), Concetta (#977), and Evangelina (#926). Of course, there's always Ashley at #63 with almost half a million.

Sigh... Saturday night and nothing to do but look up useless information on the interweb.

Darryl (#232 on the male name list)