Revenge on credit card overlords
The only thing these basteward credit card companies understand is their bottom line.
Here's a way to zap them for a quick five bucks, it costs you nothing, it is not illegal and it is untraceable.
You can do it as many times as you want, too.
Whenever they send you yet another credit card offer at zero percent APR for ten seconds then 32% a month, double cycle billing. $1,000 overlimit charge, etc, go through the offer and find the Business Reply Envelope which is almost always in there.
Make sure there are no code numbers, offer numbers, etc. on it, and then affix a PRIORITY MAIL sticker to the envelope - you can get these free at your local post office, all you can haul away. Now mail back the empty Business Reply Envelope, or if you want, add some literature from the Jehovah's Witnesses before you seal it. (They deliver that free, too, and you sometimes find it at the post office as well.)
Mail this from a drop box, you don't want to hand it to the postman, you want to get it into the mail stream anonymously before they have a chance to refuse it.
According to the USPO's terms of service, return postage is guaranteed on Business Reply Envelopes - they HAVE to pay it, no matter what the content or the postage.
The Priority Mail sticker means they are going to pay about $5.00 for this one, instead of the usual 60 cents or so. There is absolutely nothing they can do except pay the five bucks - each time. Every time. Times thousands of thousands of people who are simply expressing their undying love for our Visa and MasterCard overlords.
Oh yeah, pass this along, lets make a viral e-mail that does some good!