Miami cops trial 'hover and stare' ducted-fan Dalek
Anonymous Coward
Bloody Commies #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 16:54 GMT

Bringing clay sat shooting to the proletariat!
Anonymous Coward
That's not a Dalek! #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 16:54 GMT

It's an Imperial Probe.
I wonder if Indiana Jones has his blaster handy?
GettinSadda
How long before... #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:08 GMT

How long before we see reports of someone killed or injured by a malfunctioning one of these falling from a great height?
Jay
One step closer... #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:08 GMT

to the battle of Hoth.
Anonymous Coward
Soon to be making an appearence in.... #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:13 GMT

CSI Miami no doubt then......I can almost imagine Horatio taking his shades off when he sees it the first time..
Tim Blair
hungry! #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:26 GMT

will it go to the takeaway and pick up a 4 pack on the way back?
Steve Evans
Ummm... #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:26 GMT
Petrol engine, so not exactly stealth mode... And it falls out of the air after an hour when the fuel runs out?
Surely they would be better off with a great big long pole, some gaffer tape and an HD video camera? Or is that too cheap and stealthy for the cops?
Blake St. Claire
@GettinSadda #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 18:47 GMT

Or running out of fuel and falling from a great height.
Or maybe even just falling from six feet up and bouncing.
Yarrow Paddon-Butler
Oh for... #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 20:04 GMT

Dalek =/= looking like something out of Star Wars.
Next thing you know, Princess Leia'll be coming out of the TARDIS.
Matt Bradley
The Combine #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 20:04 GMT

Brings to mind the hovering security cameras in Half Life 2. The combine are already among us!
Tim Brown
Just a matter of time... #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 21:21 GMT

...before the secret military A.I. chip is activated and it goes on a rampage....
Anonymous Coward
The Combine are there fer sure #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 21:36 GMT

You know that the Iraqi "stay deployed for another 100 years" plan has been subtitled "from leading to partnering to overwatch".
I kid you not.
Anonymous Coward
OK, so it's not a dalek... #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 22:01 GMT
but imagine the fun if you could fit a dalek casing around it...
Charles Hammond
Air Assault Remote Suicide Bomb #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 22:01 GMT
All it takes is a little bit of C4 and a few ball bearings and you have a suicide vest from the sky. Either that or strap on a MAC-10 MACHINE PISTOL. Looks like one of those flying death machines mchines. Quick, lets call Conners. Lets call it Terminator Jr.
Rick Brasche
only an hour endurance #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 23:02 GMT
not very useful for a stake out. Plus, if commercial toy ducted fans are anything to judge, freakin' LOUD.
There's gonna be some interesting problems when these tangle with power lines or deal with pidgeon ingestion:P
John A Blackley
Ooooh! I know! I know! #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 23:02 GMT
It's from 'They Live' - starring Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Okay, I'm ashamed I know that too.
Mike Richards
@ Yarrow Paddon-Butler #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 23:02 GMT
'Next thing you know, Princess Leia'll be coming out of the TARDIS.'
In the chain mail bikini? Say she'll be wearing that outfit!
Mycho
Hackable? #
Posted Wednesday 20th February 2008 23:02 GMT
Please tell me it is. I want one.
Anonymous Coward
Doesn't Like Wind #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 01:10 GMT

I've been to where they test the thing, it can't fly if it's too windy. There have been crashes. Nothing out there but abandoned uranium mines and the Bibo Bar (great hamburgers & steaks). A crash in a large city ought to be exciting. About like the sheriff's helicopter somebody shot down here a few years ago.
Jon Tocker
So, does it... #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 01:10 GMT
... make its own way to the local service station and fill itself up when it "gets hungry"?
If not, then having personnel refuel a fleet (flock? Gaggle/Skein/Murder?) of these things every hour of air time is going to get costly in time, effort and wages.
I bet they want it purely for the "intimidation" value - nothing says "we're serious about using technology to catch dangerous drivers" more than having several thousand dollars worth of airborne spy hovering above the road - too bad that the departmental budget would be pretty-much cleaned out.
Whatever they invest in these things, they would get a lot more coverage if that money were spent on far less showy and less complicated devices - like cameras on poles.
FFS, a traditional ground-based Dalek body equipped with a camera would suffice if they really wanted it to "be mobile and look high-tech".
b shubin
Electric idea #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 01:49 GMT

soon to be followed by a high-energy capacitor dart, as an effective countermeasure. think Taser for robots, shooting longer range and high-precision, with a charged self-contained projectile. pumps enough juice into your flying surveillance drone to transform it into a nice paperweight. can probably get an upgrade to handle land-based sniperbots, too. perhaps we can get a high capacitance from the new metamaterials...
otherwise, i suppose a particle beam would work too.
yeah, so i'm stealing it all from Shadowrun, but they seem to have gotten a few things very right.
Anonymous Coward
re: So, does it... #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 08:57 GMT

"Whatever they invest in these things, they would get a lot more coverage if that money were spent on far less showy and less complicated devices - like cameras on poles."
Jon, in America, we'd call those pole camera's 'targets' and you could probably count their service life in hours if not minutes...
Doesn't mean that the flying fan thingies aren't going to shot at too, it's just upping the skill level required to knock one down - moving targets vs fixed would be a little more challenging.
On another point, I second the motion for Princess Leia in a chain-mail Bikini...
The Paris icon because I think she'd look pretty good in one too.
Anonymous Coward
Usage #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 09:30 GMT
Guys, read the article.
It says the intended use: "...urban tactical operations...".
Not as a loitering surveillance platform. Getting some eyes in the sky on a hostage situation that can get a bit closer than a full-blown chopper, or view from angles the helo couldn't get too because of space or hostile threat. It's going to be operating in areas already cleared of "innocent bystanders".
It can reach considerably greater heights than a camera gaffa'ed to a stick.
It's not autonomous, either. It needs an operator.
Ralph B
@ Jon Tocker #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 09:32 GMT

> So, does it make its own way to the local service station and fill itself up when it
> "gets hungry"?
I'm betting that that Dutch Robo-Gas-Pump already has this thing in its database. They don't need us any more.
peter
That's not a Dalek! #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 10:39 GMT

It's more like V.I.N.CENT out of The Black Hole
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V.I.N.CENT), or, given the state of it, Old Bob (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_BOB)
(And Whatddaya mean you've never seen The Black Hole?! Call yerselves geeks?!)
Dalek13
Pfffftttt...! #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 14:24 GMT
Definately not a Dalek! And someone put some clothes on her for goodness sake!
Stuart Halliday
Get the name right #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 14:24 GMT

No Peter, some of us call ourselves IT professionals.
Jon Tocker
@ Stuart Halliday #
Posted Thursday 21st February 2008 21:28 GMT

I merely *work* as an "IT Professional" - in REAL life, I'm a geek!