Please put your cars keys and spare change in the tray, sir #
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:26 GMT
Just make sure you empty your pockets before you sit down, else you won't be getting up again easily.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:26 GMT
"hovers through the use of powerful magnets, floating up and down on two guide bars to give the feeling of lying in mid-air."
I'd have one if it wasn't for the guide bars. Just makes it look like it's them that supports its weight.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:26 GMT
Just make sure you empty your pockets before you sit down, else you won't be getting up again easily.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:26 GMT
That's a nasty abuse of the phrase 'engineered'. Acrylic is strong (ish) in compression. It does not cope well with "pinch" type loadings.
This chair may work well enough for a specific user, due to the magnets being specified with various strengths at the four different supporting points. However, with a different user (due to differing center of gravity), the "sliding" column will probably not in fact slide due to off-axis loading. This may cause the column to be the only thing supporting the user.
Also, getting on and off will not be a fun exercise.
To me, it looks like it's been designed by the sales team :(
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:26 GMT
Cool. I'll have one. No. Better make that two.
There you go nice mister salesman, one shiny new credit card.....
What do you mean 'It doesn't work'? But it hasn't been near any powerfull magnets......
...... Oh Bugger!
Paris, because she can float up and down on my guide bar any time she likes.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:26 GMT
I'd much rather spend the money on a lazy boy with all the multi-media attachments. Why don't the compine this lounger with the technology in a seg way and have it floating around like those robots in "The black hole"?
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:28 GMT
To remove all electronic devices, credit cards and loose change from your pockets before you lean back!
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:28 GMT
...unless it's got an SSD instead of a whirry thing!
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:28 GMT
It'll wipe them... also don't get on if you use a pacemaker
what idiot thought massive magnets were a good idea???
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:28 GMT
Not so much like lying in mid-air, but lying on a bed of acrylic. I guess comfort comes as an optional extra!
Still kinda cool though!
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:28 GMT
"The sensation that you feel as you lay back and close your eyes is totally different, like floating on a cloud."
Or, more accurately, like sitting on a plastic chair that's floating on a cloud.
"Permanent magnets can also help back, muscular problems and headaches, so our furniture not only looks good - it may make you feel good too."
But kiss goodbye to your wristwatch, and probably your TV & loudspeakers while you're at it.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:28 GMT
... with springs.
!Innovative.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:28 GMT
For 5.8k I'd expect some cushions.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:28 GMT
...and they couldn't get someone to design it ergonomically, so left it as a slab of flat plastic, bargain, I'll take 10.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:31 GMT
That is all.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:31 GMT
...and let's just hope the firm has enough legal cover for when owners get injured (when the "chair" falls) due to electricity brown outs....
And I wonder what the 'leccy bill will be for it? Powerful magnets usually require powerful power supplies to generate the magnetism.
Unless of course, we're talking about massive Neodymium-Iron-Boron permanent magnets...in which case, I assume that the chair will only support up to a maximum weight limit......so no point selling this in the US, coz they are all, apparently, "obese" over there...! So that's one export market they can't sell to....
Mind you.....we Brits love these wacky ideas......only to find that someone in some other country figures out how to make it work at a sensible price...
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:31 GMT
Oh no - my ID card was in my pocket... :)
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:46 GMT
Forget memory foam and water beds, hover beds will be the new rage soon! Bet Paris would like to test the bounceyness :P
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 12:46 GMT
It looks not only spectacularly uncomfortable, but actually like some sort of modernist nightmare torture restraint throne originally designed for Mr Bond to occupy one time only within one of Blofeld's hollow-mountain lairs.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 13:13 GMT
I want to send one to Mr Ballmer. Methinks 'twould drive him potty...
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 13:18 GMT
And don't forget to take all magnetic swipe cards out of your pockets.
Plus it might be a bad idea to use a laptop while in the chair.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 13:18 GMT
that you probably don't want to wear a skirt while on this thing.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 13:18 GMT
"Permanent magnets can also help back, muscular problems and headaches, so our furniture not only looks good - it may make you feel good too."
Do they, then? It's odd how EM kills you when it's emitted by a cell phone, but magnetic fields cure you when emitted by a bullsh*tting new-age salesman.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 13:21 GMT
power it with a knee generator phone charger pacemaker thingy that's just been invented too?
( http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/08/knee_generator_phone_charger_pacemaker_thingy/ )
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 13:21 GMT
Doesn't this just make it easier for Ballmer?
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 13:50 GMT
Lead designer, Magneto (alleged "master of magnetism"), denies all claims of being inspired by furniture present during his recent Incarceration.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 14:42 GMT
guys? its maglev, strong magnets!! {permanent unpowered}
not electromagnets {temporary requiring power}
so many willing to comment without any knowledge
{yes mike i know yers was more of a joke about the other article}
on the other hand silly to spend so much effort /money and not make it look comfortable
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 14:42 GMT
Put it on a suitable track and we could all have our own maglev monorails.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 14:42 GMT
"And I wonder what the 'leccy bill will be for it? Powerful magnets usually require powerful power supplies to generate the magnetism."
A few people mentioned electricity bills and apparently haven't read the definition of "permanent magnet".
Paris, cos if I sit in front of her you might start thinking of Total Recall.
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 15:07 GMT
No problem, no danger, this absolutely won't work anyway - but you better have some cushions and a seatbelt. Didn't you see the little plaque on it which clearly says "Design by Steorn, Electricals by Lucas"?
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 15:07 GMT
Didn't Dan Dare's nemesis, the Mekon, have something like this ?
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 15:34 GMT
So what happens when a guide rail fails and the bed rotates 180 with you on it?
Ouch!
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 16:28 GMT
Much mirth can be had by sneaking up on a colleague and kicking the lever which adjusts the height of their bog standard office chair. Well, what happens if you were to kick away one of the guide bars on this thing? Would the resultant projectile penetrate the wall?
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 16:28 GMT
No, it'll give the feeling of lying on a plastic slab that is supported by something with a bit of "spring" in it - In this case magnetic repulsion rather than a quaint old spring.
Uncomfortable & impractical, but I still wants one - maybe for the poolside?
Posted Friday 8th February 2008 17:03 GMT
At first glance (or if you squint your eyes), this thing looked like one of the tools at the Gynos office.
Posted Saturday 9th February 2008 00:37 GMT
Oddly similar to the mag-lev bed in Gibsons `Spook Country`...
Posted Saturday 9th February 2008 16:48 GMT
I want one! I saw this chair on Richard & Judy Wednesday and Richard was bouncing on it, and surfing on it. IT Was Cool!
The guide bars are aparently to stablize movement, without them, we would fly (cool too eh?)
If you were watching the BBC the other night, the presenter said that it was comfy - while sipping a cocktail! My ideal heaven.
Heavy weight - not a problem as this baby is customized.
If we all had Paris's dosh, we could have it ergonomically designed perhaps with a pooch pouch for FeeFee as well, and in Pink!
SWEET.
Posted Saturday 9th February 2008 23:58 GMT
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I am sure they will love it.
I bet we read a story like this some time.
Posted Sunday 10th February 2008 05:41 GMT
Its a novel idea but not really a new one, at least two high end audio companies have been making mag-lev turntable stands for years now, with similarly astronomical pricetags. You can, of course achieve the same effect for your turntable or rump by lying a chunk of particle board over some tennis balls, without the risk of giant, ultra powerful permanent magnets flying loose and crushing your skull.
Posted Sunday 10th February 2008 19:18 GMT
What's the point?
As Sam said, our furniture designers have been doing this for centuries ( supporting our weight above the ground).
Actually, sitting on this would be just like sitting on the ground.
Obviously only for those with more money than sense.
Posted Wednesday 13th February 2008 02:23 GMT
I can see the adult industry buying these up.
Paris: Because she is a star herself.
Posted Tuesday 19th February 2008 15:12 GMT
Humpff
According to T.V. all I need is a LIGHT hot chocolate drink and seat belt to levitate...
£5875 per chair vs 48p (OTA) a sachet......