function is pretty cool on this particular model... :-)

Just ordered one for every room!

All of a sudden the Asus Eee lady bores me - from now on The Register should find a way to have this model in as many stories as possible.

E.g. "eBay bans negative feedback from sellers" could be illustrated with this image because, of course, people sell lingerie on eBay. Stories about Apple could be illustrated with this image because women buy laptops. Stories about the National Programme for NHS IT could be illustrated with this image, because she looks a bit like a nurse.

A story about taser guns, or electrical weapons, would benefit from this image because, in my neck of the woods, we call M&S "Marks & Sparks". Royal stories = Spencer = Marks & Spencer. And so forth. That covers most of the bases. Paris Hilton = woman = Marks & Spencers lady. You're creative people - create! And enable!

Damn.

Really?...

Thats the dimensions when you lay the Tribeca down on , for example, a bed - 6.5 ft long and 2.2 ft high... ;)

....but will the (cushion) covers come off easily; for cleaning, I hasten to add ?? I must visit M&S more often now.

Mine's that old "flasher" mac..

"* Available with fixed covers only"

"All our fabrics have a stain resistant finish."

if she was in my house dressed like that, i'd be the one with durable wood

ahem

- what more could you want in a Woman. I'll have two.

As AC suggested above, I tried the zoom function... After the zoom pics loaded, I noticed on the right, there is an option to "First, select a color." The only choice is brown, though.

Subtle racism, or forcing tolerance on the M&S crowd?

A nice pair of feet for sure.

I guess Monica Lewinsky didn't get that blue dress at M&S.

Folks above complaining about 6 weeks delivery time are the lucky ones - it's now showing "out of stock" with no delivery estimate at all !

I've never heard it called 'sniggering' before.

What a beautiful creature, NSFW indeed! I need a picture like that to make it through the work day.

I love google

http://209.85.207.104/search?q=cache:eBhGZHQ1UbsJ:www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B000JQ5K00%3FmnSBrand%3Dcore+http://www.marksandspencer.com/gp/product/B000JQ5K00/&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a

Made from Cherry, of the 2000 vintage?

We will contact you personally to arrange a delivery date, once your order is ready

Looking atthe google cache the only colour available is Fudge.

Coat please.

Never tells you the important stuff. "sits perfectly in the contemporary living room" is all very interesting I'm sure, but does it lie down easily in the bedroom? I wouldn't buy one without knowing this.

...are, I trust, not bloody freezing when she gets into bed.

just look at what happened to sir paul!!!!

Not too keen on two hardwood feet. I might see if the is anything in the McCartney range.

mmmm Paris

It should read comes with a foot of hard wood!

Sorry, sorry I'll get my coat.

Apparently Paul McCartney is on the look out for a new model with hardwood feet although I reckon it’ll end up costing him more than the initial price of £1,079 by the time he gets bored with it.

In related news Marks and Spencer today announced it's new Soylent Green food range. Spokesman Louis Hill said that the Soylent Green brand guarantees a more sustainable approach to food production, meeting the needs of the modern consumer.

"Just as our latest home furnishing ranges have shown we are at the cutting edge of modern furniture design, we feel Soylent Green shows we are also at the cutting edge of the Green movement", he said.

Recent controversies over the sourcing of chickens have led to lower sales, with consumer groups calling for a greener approach to food production. "Our logo has been green coloured for years", Mr. Hill added.

Composition:

45% viscose, 37% polyester and 18% cotton

Could cause me a bit of static with continual rubbing.

Do they do it in pure 100% cotton?

...there's Soylent Red and Soylent Yellow. Also, if you have the lolly, some apartments come with "furniture" as depicted in the advertisement above !!

Note: Mr. Harry Harrison will be demanding royalties for the use of his novella, "Make room, make room" and the concepts therein !!

PH as part of the furnishing !!

The third cushion is in the back.

Seems they removed it now.

Did anyone order one?

you get all your Odds and Sods Articles off the B3TA link page.

That's probably because that's what you were making when the film first came out !!