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Spirit discovers life on Mars

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Paul Naylor

Trick of the light 

It's obviously a shadow or some weird rock formation. The funniest reaction has to be the Daily Mail's precis of the photo. The headlines next week will be something along the lines of "House prices soar as priority housing given to Martians".

And the Express will be "Madeleine McCann in Martian kidnapper / Princess Diana link"...

If I'm wrong then, of course, I welcome our Martian Overlords...

Ben Cross

Little Green Men!!! 

Go

Hey! i know martians are meant to be "green"...but where is the green colouring on that thing?

looks more brown to me! - like its been a martian who hasn't washed for many a year.

Smallbrainfield

I looks a bit like the Copenhagen mermaid statue 

http://www.fantompoet.com/index.php?showimage=489

Anonymous Coward

Its... 

Joke

The Virgin Mary!

How long before NASA auctions it off to a casino via eBay?

Anonymous Coward

it's.... 

Alien

a tusken raider!

Joey

That's not a figure... 

Alien

There is NO life on Mars and that is not a figure. It's just a statue of a woman beckoning!

Paul F

Golly. 

Alien

And it must be related to Bigfoot and Nessie, since it's out of focus (always a guarantor of authenticity).

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David

is it just me or.... 

any one else think that this is just a effect of the rocks on the ridge and on the ground behind?

Pete mcQuail

Pizza home delivery 

Alien

does work out there after all then.

michael

did I not see him 

on starwars?

dek

And another! 

Isn't that a peeping tom type figure in the upper left?

Chris Miller

Repeat after me: 

Alien

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Anonymous Coward

Comment on ‘Spirit discovers life on Mars’ 

It's a Jawa...

Anonymous Coward

Mars *is* Tatooine 

Clearly, this photo shows a Tusken raider lurking about the surface of Mars.

Carl

Mars or Tattooine? 

Looks like a Tusken Raider to me.

Matt

where are the Hendersons? 

Alien

looks like bigfoot is loose on mars....

Andrew

One word. 

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Pareidolia.

Harvey Trowell

The Little Marsmaid 

Coat

Looks a bit like that statue in Copenhagen, I wonder if it's a copy.

Actually, looks a bit more like a rock shaped a bit like the above, but then "Spirit discovers rock on Mars" isn't much of a headline, is it?

I'll get my coat, the title was a shocker and I'll be lucky not to be court-martianed. I'll get my other coat too.

Johnny FireBlade

They're having a laugh... 

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Such speculation is worthy of Ian Hislop himself! That's funny! ROFL!

Anonymous Coward

@David 

It is just you.

Dennis

Looking in the wrong place 

Black Helicopters

Damn. We've all been looking in the wrong place. It's not Area 51. The Martians have visited Copenhagen and tried to copy the Little Mermaid statue.

Peter Darby

Jawa or Tusken raider? 

Alien

YOU be the judge!

Senor Beavis

It's... 

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Chris Jones-Gill

It's not SandPeople, but we are meant to think they are 

Alien

No Gaffi sticks or bantha tracks, only imperial stormtroopers are so precise ;-)

Or on a more musical note...

The chances of anything coming from Mars,

Are a million to one they said,

The chances of anything coming from Mars,

Are a million to one, but still they come.

jai

tusken raider 

Coat

it's definately a Sandperson - Jawa's wear much darker clothing.

Spirit needs to be careful though "Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their strength and numbers."

i'm off to the Tarshi station to pick up some power converters.....

Andrew

@ Chris Jones-Gill 

Happy

Dee-dee-doo.... doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo...

Dee-dee-doo.... doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo...

Anonymous Coward

amanfrommars 

Coat

He has been posting on the Reg for ages

b166er

Well done the author 

for providing all necessary links and materials.

I reckon it's the petrified remains of the knight of the First Crusade from Indiana Jones; The Last Crusade.

Interesting

Anonymous Coward

You... 

Alien

...ain't seen me, right?

Geoff Webber

what next 

Black helicopters !

Iain Malcolm

That'll be a siren then 

Obviously just flown in from Titan, which is why we didn't spot it before.

Skaplanet

Pose ? 

Happy

Looks like Marvin The Martian is the

Happyner in the most unusual "Brenting" location winhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/happy_32.png

MG

Phew, they're only 3 inches tall. 

Nice to know we could fend off an invasion with a couple of hungry cats.

Andy Taylor

Was it a prank by the same person.... 

...who placed this small pink dinosaur?

http://www.geonet.org.nz/images/volcano/volcams/whiteisland/whiteis.jpg

Les Matthew

Re: amanfromMars 

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But not recently from what I've seen.

Now we know why. ;)

Torben Mogensen

If you look long enough... 

... at eroded rocks, you will eventually find one that looks interesting (for suitable definitions of "interesting").

Given these sad "alien hunters" have apparently spent man years on this stuff, it is a wonder they haven't found anything sooner.

But, really, it is probably just the flash-frozen remains of a member of a top-secret failed manned mission to Mars. :-)

chris

it's patterson's bigfoot!! 

Joke

http://paranormal.about.com/library/blclassic_patterson_bigfoot.htm

that thing pops up pretty much anywhere.

Dan

You're all wrong 

Happy

I think you'll find it is amanfrommars - note the lack of complete gibberish in this thread? That's because he has nipped home for a holiday.

Anonymous Coward

Ewok! 

Coat

It's not a Jawa, or a Tusken raider, it's a stranded Ewok!

Paul

Poor security 

Coat

They are producing these images on the same set that the so called Moon landing was created on. There must be plenty of places on this planet with this type of terrain. Use of a colour filter rather than the Black and White images from the 'Moon' now make it look like Mars.

Somebody obviously got through the security perimeter and ended up in shot.

Mine is the foil hat, thanks. Taxi!

Craig

of course 

if you look closely enough you can clearly see the rock woman snaking on a crisps bearing an image of Christ.

JonB

Aha! Bin Laden 

I knew the bearded cnut must be somewhere..

So do I get a reward for pointing out where to send the missiles?

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Anonymous Coward

It's Lord Voldermoort!!! 

Boffin

You can clearly see Nagini beneath him.

Jonathan

Not very PC, but... 

Happy

So I guess the second shock revelation is that at least some of these Martians are gay? (see the "I'm a little tea-pot thing" with going on with its wrist). I know it's not interplanetarily politically correct, but someone had to say it...

Andrew Campbell

Burton R. 

Alien

<voice type="Richard Burton">No one would have suspected that we were being viewed from mars, like insects under a microscope.</voice>

Lloyd

It's quite simple 

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Send the rover back there and wait, after all:

"Sand-people scare easily but will soon be back in greater numbers"

Edward Pearson

Obvious. 

Its a rock formation and a shadow, or maybe its santa holding a bag of ferrets, fuck knows.

theotherone

isn't that 

Alien

Al Gore....?

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