Spirit discovers life on Mars
Paul Naylor
Trick of the light #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT
It's obviously a shadow or some weird rock formation. The funniest reaction has to be the Daily Mail's precis of the photo. The headlines next week will be something along the lines of "House prices soar as priority housing given to Martians".
And the Express will be "Madeleine McCann in Martian kidnapper / Princess Diana link"...
If I'm wrong then, of course, I welcome our Martian Overlords...
Ben Cross
Little Green Men!!! #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT

Hey! i know martians are meant to be "green"...but where is the green colouring on that thing?
looks more brown to me! - like its been a martian who hasn't washed for many a year.
Smallbrainfield
I looks a bit like the Copenhagen mermaid statue #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT
http://www.fantompoet.com/index.php?showimage=489
Anonymous Coward
Its... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT

The Virgin Mary!
How long before NASA auctions it off to a casino via eBay?
Anonymous Coward
it's.... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT

a tusken raider!
Joey
That's not a figure... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT

There is NO life on Mars and that is not a figure. It's just a statue of a woman beckoning!
Paul F
Golly. #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT

And it must be related to Bigfoot and Nessie, since it's out of focus (always a guarantor of authenticity).
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David
is it just me or.... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT
any one else think that this is just a effect of the rocks on the ridge and on the ground behind?
Pete mcQuail
Pizza home delivery #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT

does work out there after all then.
michael
did I not see him #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:42 GMT
dek
And another! #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:47 GMT
Isn't that a peeping tom type figure in the upper left?
Chris Miller
Repeat after me: #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:47 GMT

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Anonymous Coward
Comment on ‘Spirit discovers life on Mars’ #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:47 GMT
Anonymous Coward
Mars *is* Tatooine #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT
Clearly, this photo shows a Tusken raider lurking about the surface of Mars.
Carl
Mars or Tattooine? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT
Looks like a Tusken Raider to me.
Matt
where are the Hendersons? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT

looks like bigfoot is loose on mars....
Andrew
One word. #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT

Pareidolia.
Harvey Trowell
The Little Marsmaid #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT

Looks a bit like that statue in Copenhagen, I wonder if it's a copy.
Actually, looks a bit more like a rock shaped a bit like the above, but then "Spirit discovers rock on Mars" isn't much of a headline, is it?
I'll get my coat, the title was a shocker and I'll be lucky not to be court-martianed. I'll get my other coat too.
Johnny FireBlade
They're having a laugh... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT

Such speculation is worthy of Ian Hislop himself! That's funny! ROFL!
Anonymous Coward
@David #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT
Dennis
Looking in the wrong place #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT

Damn. We've all been looking in the wrong place. It's not Area 51. The Martians have visited Copenhagen and tried to copy the Little Mermaid statue.
Peter Darby
Jawa or Tusken raider? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 15:54 GMT

YOU be the judge!
Senor Beavis
It's... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:03 GMT

Paris Hilton
Chris Jones-Gill
It's not SandPeople, but we are meant to think they are #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:03 GMT

No Gaffi sticks or bantha tracks, only imperial stormtroopers are so precise ;-)
Or on a more musical note...
The chances of anything coming from Mars,
Are a million to one they said,
The chances of anything coming from Mars,
Are a million to one, but still they come.
jai
tusken raider #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:21 GMT

it's definately a Sandperson - Jawa's wear much darker clothing.
Spirit needs to be careful though "Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their strength and numbers."
i'm off to the Tarshi station to pick up some power converters.....
Andrew
@ Chris Jones-Gill #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:21 GMT

Dee-dee-doo.... doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo...
Dee-dee-doo.... doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo...
Anonymous Coward
amanfrommars #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:21 GMT

He has been posting on the Reg for ages
b166er
Well done the author #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:21 GMT
for providing all necessary links and materials.
I reckon it's the petrified remains of the knight of the First Crusade from Indiana Jones; The Last Crusade.
Interesting
Anonymous Coward
You... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:21 GMT

...ain't seen me, right?
Geoff Webber
what next #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:24 GMT
Iain Malcolm
That'll be a siren then #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:41 GMT
Obviously just flown in from Titan, which is why we didn't spot it before.
Skaplanet
Pose ? #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:41 GMT

Looks like Marvin The Martian is the
Happyner in the most unusual "Brenting" location winhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/happy_32.png
MG
Phew, they're only 3 inches tall. #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:41 GMT
Nice to know we could fend off an invasion with a couple of hungry cats.
Andy Taylor
Was it a prank by the same person.... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:41 GMT
...who placed this small pink dinosaur?
http://www.geonet.org.nz/images/volcano/volcams/whiteisland/whiteis.jpg
Les Matthew
Re: amanfromMars #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:41 GMT

But not recently from what I've seen.
Now we know why. ;)
Torben Mogensen
If you look long enough... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:41 GMT
... at eroded rocks, you will eventually find one that looks interesting (for suitable definitions of "interesting").
Given these sad "alien hunters" have apparently spent man years on this stuff, it is a wonder they haven't found anything sooner.
But, really, it is probably just the flash-frozen remains of a member of a top-secret failed manned mission to Mars. :-)
chris
it's patterson's bigfoot!! #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:55 GMT

http://paranormal.about.com/library/blclassic_patterson_bigfoot.htm
that thing pops up pretty much anywhere.
Dan
You're all wrong #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:55 GMT

I think you'll find it is amanfrommars - note the lack of complete gibberish in this thread? That's because he has nipped home for a holiday.
Anonymous Coward
Ewok! #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:55 GMT

It's not a Jawa, or a Tusken raider, it's a stranded Ewok!
Paul
Poor security #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 16:55 GMT

They are producing these images on the same set that the so called Moon landing was created on. There must be plenty of places on this planet with this type of terrain. Use of a colour filter rather than the Black and White images from the 'Moon' now make it look like Mars.
Somebody obviously got through the security perimeter and ended up in shot.
Mine is the foil hat, thanks. Taxi!
Craig
of course #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 17:01 GMT
if you look closely enough you can clearly see the rock woman snaking on a crisps bearing an image of Christ.
JonB
Aha! Bin Laden #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 17:06 GMT
I knew the bearded cnut must be somewhere..
So do I get a reward for pointing out where to send the missiles?
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Anonymous Coward
It's Lord Voldermoort!!! #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 17:06 GMT

You can clearly see Nagini beneath him.
Jonathan
Not very PC, but... #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 17:15 GMT

So I guess the second shock revelation is that at least some of these Martians are gay? (see the "I'm a little tea-pot thing" with going on with its wrist). I know it's not interplanetarily politically correct, but someone had to say it...
Andrew Campbell
Burton R. #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 19:01 GMT

<voice type="Richard Burton">No one would have suspected that we were being viewed from mars, like insects under a microscope.</voice>
Lloyd
It's quite simple #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 19:01 GMT

Send the rover back there and wait, after all:
"Sand-people scare easily but will soon be back in greater numbers"
Edward Pearson
Obvious. #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 19:01 GMT
Its a rock formation and a shadow, or maybe its santa holding a bag of ferrets, fuck knows.
theotherone
isn't that #
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 19:01 GMT

Al Gore....?