Lightsaber voted top movie weapon
Anonymous Coward
Ah #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:04 GMT

Good to see that the classic bow and arrows is still up there. Nice list.
Anonymous Coward
‘Lightsaber voted top movie weapon’ #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:09 GMT
What..??!!
Not even a mention of the M41-A, 10mm Pulse Rifle (fires explosive-tipped, caseless, standard, light-armour piercing rounds) *with* 30mm grenade launcher above and below...
*Surely*...the coolest movie weapon..?
Michael Jolly
I still want #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:09 GMT

.. a death star, thankfully it made it on the lists, can i have a lightsaber please a green one
Anonymous Coward
Obviously, guns are alright, but a lightsaber #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:09 GMT

is an elegant weapon from a more civilized age
Stewart Knight
Robocop #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:24 GMT
I thought the gun from Robocop should have made the list, as well as the guns from the Tomb Raider films, if only for the reason that they were strapped to Angelina Jolies thighs, which has got to be cool!
Sacha TF Padovani
Shame #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:24 GMT

Where's the Predators' helmet-sighted shoulder blaster ??
Webster Phreaky
Proves the stupidity of most StarWars fans #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:24 GMT

In a recent show "The Science (not)of StarWars" they essentially disproved nearly ever single future technology that science dope George Lucas "proposed" in every foolish scene of all the StarWars "episurd" (pun) - ESPECIALLY the light-saber. (also author, learn how to spell light-saber)
Going to prove that neither George Lucas nor ST fanatics paid any attention in school science or physics ... assuming that ST fans even finished grade school.
Karl Lattimer
The M41-A was nothing #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:24 GMT
In comparison to the predator... shoulder cannon, spear, frisbee and forky knives in the arm thing.
Still, lightsabre is my no.1
martin
What about.... #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:24 GMT

that cool ghettoblaster gun from beverly hills cop 3
Anonymous Coward
Shit hot way to cut the grass #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:24 GMT
Disappointed that the manpack minigun from the original Predator didn't make it.
Nick Palmer
@AC - ‘Lightsaber voted top movie weapon’ #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:43 GMT

Take off and nuke it from orbit - it's the only way to be sure...
Mine's the grubby mac with the bottle wrapped in a paper bag sticking out...
Andrew Bolton
Surely... #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:43 GMT
...Uzi 9mm should be on there.
After all, its "ideal for home defence" :-)
Great list though.
Death Star wins for being most *powerful* weapon, I guess.
Until I think of Soren's firework rocket that makes stars go supernova in Star Trek:Generations of course.
Or are there more powerful weapons in the movieverse?
Simon Goodwin
Disproved #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:43 GMT
"in a recent show "The Science (not)of StarWars" they essentially disproved nearly ever single future technology that science dope George Lucas "proposed" in every foolish scene of all the StarWars "episurd" (pun) - ESPECIALLY the light-saber. (also author, learn how to spell light-saber)"
In what way disproved?
Disproved in that some know all scientist says it cant be done right now? duh!
Its meant to be a future technology, unless of course we are going to say, everything that there is to be discovered, already has been discovered?
Anonymous Coward
@learn how to spell light-saber #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:43 GMT

I assume that you mean it should be hyphenated, however the official starwars databank (that's www.starwars.com/databank - see for yourself) disagrees and since it's their word maybe you should stop telling others they are wrong.
Anonymous Coward
M41 #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:04 GMT
I agree - where is the M41 pulse rifle or the M56 Smart Gun
Jolyon Ralph
Bah #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:04 GMT

What about the human weapon, River "I can kill you with my mind" Tam from Firefly/Serenity?
Bob
My favourite weapon... #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:04 GMT

....will be whichever one is used on Paris Hilton. :)
Steve Lonie
Bring it on #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:07 GMT

The lawgiver from Judge Dredd has to be the most versatile weapon in any film/comic book.... :p
Simon Cresswell
Wot, no Walther PPK? #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:07 GMT

7.65mm of pure Movie Weapon Pleasure.
Or something like that, Miss Moneypenny..
Feef Lovecraft
There is better... #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:07 GMT

heavy-saber anyone?
Aram
@Nick Palmer #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:07 GMT

That quote makes me want to see the film again!
I choose the hot, hot flame icon to see the alien scum burn!
Tony Barnes
Death star...? #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:07 GMT
Ok, the fact that the Death Star made it to the list hints at a Star Wars happy survey sample...
How about the satellite laser cannon in Akira??
Judge Dred's Law-maker (?? or whatever it's called, admittedly rubbish film though).
The M56 smart gun from Aliens??
The personally signatured heat seeking bullet in Runaway (http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/content.asp?Bnum=1037)??
The lawn mower in Braindead??
I'm sure the list goes on and on more than any damn energiser bunny..
Also "Machine Gun - Scarface" - WTF?!?!? Surely they would of needed to actually pick one of the ones used, rather than generalise!!
Simon Ball
@Andrew Bolton #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:17 GMT
Well, there are a view more powerful weapons in TV/anime series; the Dakara superweapon in Stargate can destroy all life in the galaxy; the Buster Machine III in Gunbuster blew up a large part of the galaxy; and of course, the wormhole weapon in Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars, could potentially destroy the entire universe. However, as far as mainstream movies go, I don't believe we've got beyond nova weapons yet.
Chris Collins
Commando #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:17 GMT
How about the pistol-grip .50 cal with never ending ammo?
Les Matthew
Excuse me #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:18 GMT

but didn't John Holmes have the best movie weapon? ;)
Johnny FireBlade
Is it wrong... #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:18 GMT
...to be 30 years old and own a Master Replicas ForceFX Lightsaber? I feel a special bond with Star Wars, as we share our year of birth!
Anonymous Coward
As most Jedi seem to be english... #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:18 GMT

Surely it's "lightsabre" :o)
Anyhoo, good list, although "machine gun" seems very unspecific for Mr Montana's "little friend".
A couple of others that should have made the list...
Dredd's Lawgiver, although that was spoiled by the unbelievable inclusion of a "double whammy" round. I mean, wtf? Thanks Stallone.
Travis' "up the sleeve" gun from Taxi Driver.
Anonymous Coward
Wot, no phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range? #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:31 GMT
Anonymous Coward
no title #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:31 GMT
I can't understand why any one hasn't mentioned the greatest weapon of the 1980's - the proton pack!
Whitter
Insanity! #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:31 GMT

No mention of the sink plungers of the Daleks?
The films never showed beath by plunger, but true horror is always best kept in the mind of the viewer rather than visualised...
ScottK
@Disproved #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:31 GMT

It isn't future technology. It's from long long ago in a galaxy far far away.
Trying to prove/disprove technology in a piece of fluff space opera is just plain silly though. Some people take things far too seriously.
Lloyd
Whhhhaaaaattttttt? #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:34 GMT

"Chainsaw (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)"
It was never used as a weapon in TCM, just waved around menacingly, for true use as a weapon see Ash in Evil Dead II/III.
Incidentally, there's nothing wrong with owning Force FX sabres, it's just bragging that you have 6 of the buggers that gets you thrown ..... all right I'm leaving.
Eddie Edwards
Slashdotted #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:50 GMT

"Going to prove that neither George Lucas nor ST fanatics paid any attention in school science or physics ... assuming that ST fans even finished grade school."
I agree, George Lucas should lose all his NIST funding.
jai
that's no moon...... #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:52 GMT
surely everyone agrees that "hokey religions and ancient wepaons are no match for a good blaster at your side"
am similarly disapointed that the M134 General Electric Minigun as Blane uses in Predator wasn't in the top 10. not enough people read Robert Rankin books obvious to realise the true potential of such a weapon
Perry
Wot? #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:52 GMT

No "noisy cricket?"
Spleen
Where's the fists of fury? #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:52 GMT
Only Western bias can explain the lack of Bruce Lee's nunchaku (or his bare hands for that matter) and Zatoichi's cane-sword. "Haha, look at the stupid blind old man!" *sshhhnnnkkk* "Argh! My arm is gone!" Never gets old.
Anonymous Coward
Wheres.. #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 16:52 GMT
The Sharks with Freaking Laser Beams?
Paul Buxton
Mila #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 17:15 GMT
Mila Jovovich formed an integral part of the weapon in The Fifth Element. She gets my vote, not too bothered about the other elements though.
Anonymous Coward
Top weapons!? Those!? #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 17:15 GMT

People never learn. The top weapon of all time is of course Chuck Norris.
Richard
I can't believe the top ten hasn't got... #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 17:15 GMT
the all singing, all dancing and fantastic AT-AT!!!!! That, surely, must be the mother of them all! I know it couldn't blow up planets, but it walked, was bigger than Digby (youngsters won't understand that one!) and I had one in my living room when I was a kid!
Anonymous Coward
Come on people.. #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 17:15 GMT
An X-Wing, not only can you blow stuff up, you can fly on holiday cheap.
Stu Reeves
Pah #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 17:16 GMT

BFG any day....
Anonymous Coward
PPGs all round #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 17:22 GMT

Come on, for an elegant, small form-factor, realistic and highly plausable (for those of you who worry about such things) yet efficient personal energy weapon, you can't get more classy than Babylon 5's PPG. It even has the smooth, curvy lines of a more classic hand gun. That and the fact that I'm a ridiculously big B5 fan and am one of an incredibly small number around the world who actually owns a replica PPG - better than a mass-produced light-sabre replica, but still immensely sad :-)
Anonymous Coward
Chuck Norris #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 18:36 GMT

It is my little finger. Wanna argue........?
Frank Bough
Ahem! #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 18:36 GMT

What about the "ZF-1" that Zorg so comically demonstrates in The Fifth Element?
Mike
What...! #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 18:36 GMT
I.M.Fantom
Light-Saber - The up close and personel #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 18:36 GMT

weapon from a more elegant and civilized era.
Paul F
@ Webster Phreaky #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 18:36 GMT

Umm.. Star Wars was never presented as a Science Fiction series, but as a "space opera" or "fantasy that happens to be set in space" kind of thing.
It was never intended to be scientific, or to "propose" anything as a new technology, but just a pretty good B action film. Lucas has always been very clear on that.
Perhaps instead of taking them seriously, you should instead watch the films as adventure movies meant for enjoyment.
Anonymous Coward
The Shout #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 18:36 GMT
Anyone recall that Oliver Reed (decd) film with the fatal shout? I guess there were no survivors. Where the cinema management put all the bodies I do not know.
Feargal Reilly
I'm well rankled #
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 18:36 GMT

What about one of those amazing rotary machine guns, like the one Blaine had in Predator?