Posted Monday 21st January 2008 12:53 GMT
Pardon me, but I prefer my furniture to be all properly assembled and sitting firmly on the floor. I'd rather bits of it weren't floating around the room. On the other hand, their hover technology may be able to be put to other, more practical uses - if they're willing to reveal the secrets behind leaving the fabric on your couch in mid-air.
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 12:57 GMT
....that they can clean the floors of a room by simply levitating all the furniture to make access underneath simpler. Genius!!! Suppose it lessens the chance of a scary surprise if you should find a couple of discarded dildo rails under there
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 12:57 GMT
They also hover your upholstery, is this a good way to get it clean.
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 13:21 GMT
Just the RAILS of my dildo? Tsss, they can't even be bothered to clean the whole thing.
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 14:14 GMT
Potentially NSFW - http://www.nearlygood.com/picture/decorating.html
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 14:45 GMT
How about setting up a Dildo cleaning service, I'm sure paris would take you up on the offer...
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 14:45 GMT
IT angle!
(or to quote Monk, Ruby, My Dear ... !)
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:03 GMT
Well, what if it is?
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 15:14 GMT
"This is our after building cleaning checklist. If you look closer you will find that we actually are doing everything. We even clean the walls. Nothing is omitted by our cleaners."
so they use it, then clean the walls.
crikey!
Posted Monday 21st January 2008 23:34 GMT
They may be able to make furniture hover, but they've not got the best command of the English Language.
(Waits for SPAG mistakes to be pointed out regarding this post).
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 08:51 GMT
you remember the story of the guy who who was hospitalised after making out with the suction hoze on the vacuum cleaner; well is this the female equivalent?
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 11:15 GMT
I might just settle for (on?) a flying sofa if the flying car still isn't available.
Posted Tuesday 22nd January 2008 23:52 GMT
Making the dado/dildo representation mistake once is amusing, making it 3 times is blatent hilarity.
Posted Wednesday 23rd January 2008 14:50 GMT
that'll be the stainless steel kit you can get from all good high street shops. its a rail that fits on your wall which is ideal for storing all your favourite battery operated toys. the really expensive model comes with and AC/DC connector for recharging after particularly heavy sessions. cant understand why it hasnt been thought of before?
Posted Sunday 27th January 2008 08:53 GMT
just seen it. cob webbing ? ok English maybe a second language here; sounds like a large horse being strapped up
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