We're very much obliged to Martin Walsh for alerting us to the services of cleaning outfit MK Londyn. When the company says it'll "clean everything except your pocket", it's not joking: MK Londyn screen grab with typo reading 'dildo rails' Good Lord. Of course, the DIYers among you will know what MK Londyn is trying to say, …
Pardon me, but I prefer my furniture to be all properly assembled and sitting firmly on the floor. I'd rather bits of it weren't floating around the room. On the other hand, their hover technology may be able to be put to other, more practical uses - if they're willing to reveal the secrets behind leaving the fabric on your couch in mid-air.
also an excellent idea......
....that they can clean the floors of a room by simply levitating all the furniture to make access underneath simpler. Genius!!! Suppose it lessens the chance of a scary surprise if you should find a couple of discarded dildo rails under there
As well as cleaning the dildos
They also hover your upholstery, is this a good way to get it clean.
Just the RAILS of my dildo? Tsss, they can't even be bothered to clean the whole thing.
Perhaps they're referring to this
Potentially NSFW - http://www.nearlygood.com/picture/decorating.html
I have a cunning plan...
How about setting up a Dildo cleaning service, I'm sure paris would take you up on the offer...
is Ruby on your Rails?
(or to quote Monk, Ruby, My Dear ... !)
What if it's a cleaning job for Ann Summers?
Well, what if it is?
the last line on the webpage (at the very bottom)
"This is our after building cleaning checklist. If you look closer you will find that we actually are doing everything. We even clean the walls. Nothing is omitted by our cleaners."
so they use it, then clean the walls.
A thorough job?
They may be able to make furniture hover, but they've not got the best command of the English Language.
(Waits for SPAG mistakes to be pointed out regarding this post).
you remember the story of the guy who who was hospitalised after making out with the suction hoze on the vacuum cleaner; well is this the female equivalent?
I might just settle for (on?) a flying sofa if the flying car still isn't available.
Where's the picture?
Where's the picture?
There's faux pas and theres idiocy
Making the dado/dildo representation mistake once is amusing, making it 3 times is blatent hilarity.
that'll be the stainless steel kit you can get from all good high street shops. its a rail that fits on your wall which is ideal for storing all your favourite battery operated toys. the really expensive model comes with and AC/DC connector for recharging after particularly heavy sessions. cant understand why it hasnt been thought of before?
for the americans.
translation dado = chair rail.
just seen it. cob webbing ? ok English maybe a second language here; sounds like a large horse being strapped up
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