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From water wheels to the Google brain

I. Aproveofitspendingonspecificprojects

Leat to l33t 

Happy

Nothing to say about it but I got the best title.

Or should that be the naffest? Is this a nafffest?

Bryan

Remind me again 

Out of curiosity what are those among us who are hearing impaired meant to do when they see an interesting looking title and are unable to enjoy said advertised piece of biased journalism because it’s in an aural format?

Jacob Lipman

RE: Remind me again 

You should start by grinding your teeth in frustration, I suppose. When you're done with that, get to coding a piece of voice-recognition software which can produce transcripts. And since you've managed that much, program it to have feelings so it can get depressed when you yell at it for misplacing punctuation.