Very punny
That headline has been stuck away in a cupboard for years, just waiting, hasn't it?
Microsoft's Raikes leaves
Jeff Raikes, head of Microsoft's Office software business is stepping down after 26 years with the company. The long-standing executive behind Microsoft Business Division plans to call it quits in September. His role will be filled by Juniper Networks chief operating officer Stephen Elop, who resigned from his post at the …
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I've got to hand it to you...
That team of an infinite number of monkeys working at an infinite number of typewriters in the room marked 'headline generation' (it's a big room, obviously) do come up with some corkers!
As per Reg Club rules, I shall now attempt to locate my coat.
Are we about to witness...
a Raike's Progress?
Thanks, they're over there.
Bet Billg wanted to drag a Raike over hot coals
I'll be here all night.
Sheesh!
Don't force me to laugh this early in the morning!
will they hold a raike's wake for his departure?
..or should we put a braike on all this punnery for goodness saike
and no doubt
when he gets his retirement pay off, he'll be Raikeing it in.
Coat, door, I'm gone
However
...you'd have loved to say he was placed on garden leave.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_leave)
After he leaves....
Will he taike a braike?
The one with the garden tools catalogue, merci!
COMOV
If Microsoft has no gates, how's Raikes going to get out?
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