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Aussies whip out their a*se antlers

Toby Rose

Years behind ... 

... We've had Roger's Profanisaurus for ages.

Anonymous Coward

No hope actually. 

Dead Vulture

I've just viewed a few of the entries.

Blogosphere may not be there as an entry, but if you look in Media, under lamestream, well there it is.

lamestream

Colloquial –noun 1. the traditional media providing news and entertainment, viewed as lacking the originality and daring of the blogosphere.

–adjective 2. of or relating to such traditional media. [lame + (main)stream]

I've just vomited out my own pelvis in protest.

Thankfully "Mobe" is nowhere to be found, I think!

supermeerkat

Who is this Mother Tongue? 

Heart

She sounds sexy!

Mike Crawshaw

Oh Noes!!! 

Coat

"intertubes" is nowhere to be found!

The jacket with the limited-capacity pipes dangling from the collar please...

Matthew

Slashdotted? 

Stop

Site's crashed :(

andy gibson

One word or two? 

I thought dictionaries produced definitions of single words, or words joined by a hyphen? Most of the Aussie contenders are more phrases than actual words.

Anonymous John

"'Subprime' is word of year 2007" 

Happy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7173110.stm

My favourite is "Googleganger" - meaning a person thrown up by a Google search on your name, but who is not you.

Alastair Dodd

Flunge 

Stop

should be it as it' a much better word than "muffintop" to describe the rolls of fat that hang out over too tight trousers

TeeCee

Wotwankers. 

Coat

Noun. Collective. Those who persist in producing "Word of the week/month/year/millenium" lists......

Paul Rogers

Re: Flunge 

Gunt, no?

Anonymous Coward

no "mobe" or "lappy"? 

Unhappy

For shame!

Chris C

I give up 

After reading some of the "words" listed in this article, I officially give up on the human species. Was there really anything wrong with using real words instead of making up this stupid-sounding shit? Between this and the incessant need of people to use text-messaging "words" and formatting in non-text-messaging scenarios, it's a wonder these people can even communicate. It certainly is a prime example of why education (more accurately, educated people) is at an all-time low. I shudder and silently weep when I think these are the people who will be running the world when I'm a senior citizen.

Anonymous Coward

Aussies 

They just added Electronica in 2007? What have they been listening to all this time? Basic rock music judging by the stuff that makes it's way back over here.

I like floordrobe though. I have a particularly fine example in my bedroom at the moment.

I believe a more general term for tattoos located above a female posterior is "tramp stamp"

Anonymous Coward

I like those tatoos 

Happy

If no one else likes them then they have been getting them all for me damn does that make me feel good.

David Sidebotham

Deficient Macquarie 

Happy

Hey Macquarie here’s a new one for you

Carbon castration: a) to ultimately run out of fuel, b) to be disconnected from a fuel supply for political or social reasons.

Remember you see it here for the first time.

alyn

Wot no vuln? 

IT Angle

For people who can't manage words of more than one sylable.

Stratman

Missing Words Round 

I'm having difficulty in finding the words "dignity in sport" in these antipodean literary gems. Perhaps an ocker could help?

(Yes, I know that NZ is nearer the strict definition of antipodes from my location)

pctechxp

@Chris C - use of text speak 

Happy

Agree with you entirely

I have a colleague who is much older than me but insists on using shorthand phrases on MSN and e-mail and she lets the predictive text do the talking on texts.

Have a listen to the comedic track 'these are my worries' by Bill Bailey, the end bit sums the situation up perfectly.

I always use full english in all my communications, even if I end up with a concatenated text which costs me more.

My word of the year is the El Reg coined celebutard - a thicko that will do anything to get on TV or in the media, Brian Belo is the perfect example