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Macworld invites kiddies to 'Make Bouncy Bouncy'

supermeerkat

Did you know the afore mentioned watchdog is presided over by 

Happy

Mary Hinge and Betty Swollocks?

Dr Jeep

Dear Lord... 

There's a boat load of school boy snigger inducing quotes on the website;

"...bounce your way to bliss. Together with ByDesign Games, the focus is on fun!"

"...designed to stimulate your focus-center while calming your mind."

"... use the in-game timer for a quick Bouncy Bouncy in-between your work tasks or on your coffee break; your time is your own after-all!"

"...consider new ways to succeed!"

Blubster

Virtual One Night in Paris? 

Paris Hilton

Is that Paris Hilton by any chance? I'll buy it if it is.

Andy Worth

One night in Paris... 

Coat

...is cheaper than you might think.

Make bouncy bouncy might be fun though. Can you play it with a friend?

Mr Larrington

Not The Nine O'Clock News 

Paris Hilton

I like bouncing, boing, boing, boing,

Up and down until I get a pain in my groin.

Try to be happy, and when it really counts,

Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.

Says it all, really.

Mike Smith

Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? 

Paris Hilton

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Demian Phillips

@mike 

Go

Thanks for that one. Made my day. I didn't expect that kind of Python quotation.

Alan Potter

Nobody expects that kind of Python quotation! 

Unhappy

You could see it coming, really, couldn't you. In fact I think you would have been disappointed if someone hadn't replied like that.

I can't even think of another witty quote to put in now...

Joel

Creativity at it's finest. 

Haha, wonderful name.

God I've missed the register since I moved to NZ

Mike Belch

Fun for the whole family 

According to their website for just $29.95 the family pack allows three family members to make bouncy bouncy at the same time. Must be a top seller in Arkansas then.

El Scotto

Evidently, Mac developers don't know Monty Python... 

Linux

The Hungarian to English Dictionary sketch?

"Would you like to come up to my room..? Bouncy bouncy!"

Alan Donaly

My nipples explode with delight! 

Happy

People who don't know this stuff should be fined for ignorance.

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