We suspect they might lead rather sheltered lives down at Macworld, where one journo is quite innocently punting to wide-eyed kiddies the simple pleasures of making "Bouncy Bouncy". We should explain that Make Bouncy Bouncy is a new offering by ByDesign Games which can, in common with SmutStar's Virtual One Night in Paris, "be …
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There's a boat load of school boy snigger inducing quotes on the website;
"...bounce your way to bliss. Together with ByDesign Games, the focus is on fun!"
"...designed to stimulate your focus-center while calming your mind."
"... use the in-game timer for a quick Bouncy Bouncy in-between your work tasks or on your coffee break; your time is your own after-all!"
"...consider new ways to succeed!"
Virtual One Night in Paris?
Is that Paris Hilton by any chance? I'll buy it if it is.
One night in Paris...
...is cheaper than you might think.
Make bouncy bouncy might be fun though. Can you play it with a friend?
Not The Nine O'Clock News
I like bouncing, boing, boing, boing,
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin.
Try to be happy, and when it really counts,
Turn into a rubber ball and bounce, bounce, bounce.
Says it all, really.
Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Thanks for that one. Made my day. I didn't expect that kind of Python quotation.
Nobody expects that kind of Python quotation!
You could see it coming, really, couldn't you. In fact I think you would have been disappointed if someone hadn't replied like that.
I can't even think of another witty quote to put in now...
Creativity at it's finest.
Haha, wonderful name.
God I've missed the register since I moved to NZ
Fun for the whole family
According to their website for just $29.95 the family pack allows three family members to make bouncy bouncy at the same time. Must be a top seller in Arkansas then.
Evidently, Mac developers don't know Monty Python...
The Hungarian to English Dictionary sketch?
"Would you like to come up to my room..? Bouncy bouncy!"
My nipples explode with delight!
People who don't know this stuff should be fined for ignorance.
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