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Posted Monday 31st December 2007 14:53 GMT
I seem to recall a remote control pterodactyl glider model thingy on TV a long while ago, and I do believe it was in America...is it still flying?
Maybe he DID see one...??
Posted Monday 31st December 2007 14:53 GMT
I seem to recall a remote control pterodactyl glider model thingy on TV a long while ago, and I do believe it was in America...is it still flying?
Maybe he DID see one...??
Posted Monday 31st December 2007 14:53 GMT
could be there are a lot of dangrous dinos at this time of year
yes my coat and the elephant gun pls it is a long dangrous way home
Posted Monday 31st December 2007 14:53 GMT
... so why not?
mmmyep.
Posted Monday 31st December 2007 14:53 GMT
...and he had that stuffed tiger on the backseat?
Posted Monday 31st December 2007 14:53 GMT
T9's the way to go my young American, follow the pterodactyl into the land of holy Darwin
Posted Monday 31st December 2007 14:53 GMT
Is this more even proof that some "extinct" animals simply haven't been seen in a very long time..?
(hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...padded cell...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
Posted Monday 31st December 2007 15:25 GMT
Yes, they are both diapsids that lived at the same time, but pterodactyls are not dinosaurs! I expect a better level of technical detail from a tabloid of this distinction.
See http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/diapsids/archosy.html for details.
Posted Monday 31st December 2007 15:25 GMT
I believe you're referring to a short film, with that chap who played Sam in Lord of the Rings in it. It was one of those 'Masters of Science Fiction' films.
They must be based on real life!
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 07:59 GMT
in the space/time continuum.
<end obligatory Douglas Adams quote>
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 07:59 GMT
Sounds like something you'd see on a hollywood blockbuster: the officers of course didn't see the guy driving through the tropics of pangea avoiding dinos, explosions and tar pits, before he barrel rolled through a time rift and hit that lampost in washington.
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 07:59 GMT
You may be thinking of the 1983 movie WarGames, in which John Wood's character flies a model Pterodactyl in one of the scenes.
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 07:59 GMT
1980's cult classic film Wargames had a scene early on with a radio controlled pterodactyl. I remember it clearly because I wanted one!
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 07:59 GMT
... Wargames!!
Where they go to the island to find the Doc responsible for building WOMPR.
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 07:59 GMT
Professor Falcon is flying a remote controlled pterodactyl when we first meet him the movie 'Wargames'.
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 07:59 GMT
One presumes that, since he claims that he saw an animal that's been extinct for 65 million years, he doesn't believe in "Intelligent Design" or the literal truth of the Bible?
Great story, but where exactly are the IT and/or Paris Hilton angles?
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 07:59 GMT
I remember Professor Falken flying a Pterodactyl glider in the film Wargames back in 1983!
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Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
A radio-control pterodactyl was commisioned by the Smithsonian Museum, and created by Paul MacCready. It flew by flapping its wings. I've seen the film, and seen the pterodactyl itself on display in the Air and Space museum.
Perhaps this driver saw a secret military version of same. Was it black? Gotta watch out for them black pterodactyls!
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
I think the movie "Wargames" had a radio-controlled pterodactyl, but I think that it was also in some documentary, built by some hobbiest or researcher, and not made specially for the film.
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
Well, they tested him for alcohol. But what about other, more er... interesting substances more apt to produce hallucinations?
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
You're thinking of Wargames (with a very young Matthew Broderick).
Ally Sheedy and himself go to find a Dr. Stephen Falken on his private Island, trying to hunt down 'Joshua' (ahh, so many people's passwords after that), and they get 'buzzed' by a flying pterodactyl (well, radio controlled).
Hmm, need to get out more to remember that film in that much detail....
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
I have seen this recalcitrant animal several times. The first time it made me fail my maths O level, then some years later it made me drive my dad's car into a Rolls Royce that some fool had parked on the piece of road I was driving on,soon after that it made me drink a vast amount of Jack Daniels during my lunch break, causing me to go back to work and urinate in the corner of my bosses' office. It's true I tell you!
what is worse are the other members of the family , the Mastodon, the sabre tooth tiger and the monkey that keeps talking to me.
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
No, it was years ago, a Horizon Programme..called "nova" on the wrong side of the pond?
Anyway, the skies may be full of them..
http://www.pteroworks.com/index.htm
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
Isn't Mexico renounce for having people spotting Pterodactyls? Maybe this flying reptile was on holiday? Sorry - vacation.
;-)
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
all right, so maybe I did watch Fear and Loathing one time too many. Now where did I leave my coat...?
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
it's been a while but they do have some nice fungus in Washington. Ahh, for the furry taste in my mouth once again.
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 08:02 GMT
No, really, our chickens are that big. Plus we really do have a Church of God,Zilla. (In Zilla, WA, there is the Church of God. And yes there's a large inflatabile reptile on the roof.)
Posted Tuesday 1st January 2008 12:49 GMT
Maybe he was thinking of dinosaurs after he "rapter" around the lamp post.
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 08:24 GMT
Occasionally some "extinct" animal is found to still exist after all. Or maybe it was some sort of odd-looking bird he'd never seen, and he could only relate it to a pterodactyl.
OTOH, that doesn't mean you crash into a lamp post. I mean, let's say it was a hawk instead of a pterodactyl. Would that have been excuse enough? I don't think so.
I'm thinking maybe it was a vulture...
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 08:24 GMT
... for the upcoming series of Primeval.
Why has no-one else twigged ?
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 08:24 GMT
The Great Blue Heron in flight has been confused (by some who may be otherwise impaired) with pterodactyls. Perhaps this is an explanation of the events? Their range includes that of the subject in question...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Blue_Heron
Mike
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 08:24 GMT
Yes, but its not practical enough to fly down the street to frighten drivers. It has to be flown off the side of a hill ("slope plane").
If you recall the opening lines from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" -- about driving across the desert when the dinos hit or whatever -- then a more likely explanation is that he was suffering the effects of whatever he washed down with that "minimal amount of alcohol".
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 10:36 GMT
He may have been stunned by the impact and was in fact trying to say "tell a doctor" but it came out wrong. (or wong, even).
No need to call me a cab, I never got out of it.
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 10:36 GMT
Obvious answer really. The Pterodactyl repellant emitter on his car had failed. All cars are fitted with this as standard. Easy to prove, stand next to a busy highway and count Pterodactyls. See?
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 10:36 GMT
Pterodactyl with a prestidigitateur using a von neumann machine, then apply a reductio ad absurdum, you may be left with the letters D and T.
Maybe that's what he saw: DTs.
:-)
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 11:44 GMT
Man drives into pole. Police interview man. Man gives bizarre answer. Any chance of a head injury being at the root of this dinoclastic storm?
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 14:12 GMT
Perhaps he saw one of these:
http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/toys-games/remote-control/pterosaur-rc-dinasaur/index.html
After all, Pterosaur/Pterodactyl ... what's the difference?
Hopefully someone will tell me.
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 17:33 GMT
Often seen hovering around the home (fortress) of Bill Gates. It's believed to be a scavenger of carrion such as the Vista OS.
Posted Wednesday 2nd January 2008 19:42 GMT
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Posted Saturday 5th January 2008 17:21 GMT
The man saw a Pderodactyl. Pderodactyls are secretly gathering to take over humanity. Nobody believes this man. We are here, all laughing from him.
Then, the pderodactyls strike. Millions of people die. This same man escapes from the sanatorium, gather a group of crazy people coming from all sectors of society (including the obligatory very hot bimbo, a rebel adolescent and a black man). All these people were absolutely normal, living normal lifes, but all of a sudden, they'll become expert in guns handling, ace drivers and explosive masters. They'll take down the pderodactyls. The black man, rebel adolescent, hot bimbo and a lot of extras will die so this man can accomplish his mission. The only survivor, besides him, will be a beautifull woman that doesn't like him, but as the days passes by his side, begins to love him madly.
All of this will happen in the USA, that we all know is the center of the world, so all invasions must start here. And, on the other hand, when the invaders in the USA are aniquillated, all of a sudden the invaders in all the world are destroyed too.
You'll see. Now, we laugh of this man. After a few months, the few of us that survive will praise him like a savior...
Posted Thursday 10th January 2008 08:23 GMT
The Chances of pterodactyls coming from Washington are a million to one, he said.
Posted Friday 11th January 2008 14:15 GMT
Does Hollywood know of Ismael?! - i think he may have a bright future there.
All hail Ismael!
OK, Bollywood then.