Any chance this little fracas was preceded by the phrase "Are you looking at my pengiun?"

They better check these guys before they let them walk free.

Scary!

...who decided to take their differences outside.

Never mind the X-Files, what about The Thing?

Pingu because he started it with his Yo Mama jokes.

Ice Station Zebra or Scott of the Antarctic. Must have been a tense discussion........

is belong to me.

"Earlier there was a humongous Flash advert in the middle of the page"

Must have been sourced from Doubleclick or one of the many other intrusive/malicious sites blocked by the MVPS Hosts file. I've never seen such a thing since installing it. Thanks, MVPS!

http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm

"The injured party is apparently an employee of Raytheon Polar Services, although the names of the two pugilists were not released. Company spokeswoman Val Carroll confirmed "an investigation into the incident would be held"."

Poor advert for Raytheon - "we employ seven-stone weaklings". They need to hold some kind of punching competition before they send people off to the Wild South. I imagine that, if the jaw-breaking victor is allowed to go back to Antarctica, he'll walk tall through the swing doors, and the pianist will stop playing, and someone will rush outside to tie up his horse, and he can have whatever drink he wants.

Someone asked for Ice in their drink and was told there wasn't any left..

The Fiennes parka, thanks.

...that spoil it for the rest!

Not that anybody will read this: Stuck out here in the middle of the North Sea, just a bit south of the Dogger Bank, we will be spending New Year with nothing stronger to drink than Schluur and Kali-ber.

Long gone are the days of beer out on the North Sea Oil/Gas platforms.

Still. I'll be back in on Thursday for 2 weeks off.

Happy New Year to all@El Reg

On basis that camp is 'at pole' then, it straddles all time zones,

so does that mean they can celebrate midnight on 31st Dec 24 times ?

Wow, now that would be a party worth going to !

Why do they send instable people to these places? Really hard work, hard partying is really what keeps (a lot of) people going but why fight? It is so easy to pick up the personalities who can't take their drinks so? Take them out once and challenge them, if they get aggressive say it was nice to meet you but..

So: are there vacancies? (starts cleaning up resumee)

A guy I once met had visited the Russian Antarctic base (was it Vostok?). The russian guys working there were happily intoxicated by alcohol most all the time. In that state they succesfully handled the precious ice cores from the boreholes they drilled from glaciers for scientific study. Outside their base there were two storage tanks, but only the first was for petrol as the other was for vodka.

When you think about the possible leisure activities there, it is a small wonder such a bunch of hairy men dont concentrate on the essentials even more.

As they were Americans, they were obviously arguing about whether the place is pronounced "An-tarc-tic-a" or "An-art-ic-a".

And before the Americans start flaming, have a good listen to some of the actors in your movies some day.

Mine's the Asbestos coat on the near hook, thanks.