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Posted Monday 24th December 2007 16:53 GMT
I see what you did there.
However a nice boat would do too.
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 16:53 GMT
Oh dear God no! Now even death can't stop her. I expect she will be revived to lead the final epic battle in rise of the machines.
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 16:53 GMT
I see what you did there.
However a nice boat would do too.
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 16:53 GMT
It's comments like this that make me giddy in anticipation for more. Viva the powerful morons!
Conversely, some of these people could be very influential in writing laws, and in the US, some could even be carrying firearms.
Hysterically funny, yet sobering at the same time...
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 16:58 GMT
... welcome our new(matic?) Paris/Terminator overlords.
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 18:07 GMT
"I would like to say that accessibility for Linux users is EXACTLY the same issue as accessibility for those with disabilities."
Why? A person in a wheelchair can use a laptop surely?
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 18:07 GMT
"MPs preferred the description: 'A cure for which there is no known disease.' "
For once I agree with the MPs.
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 18:07 GMT
"I like to consider Wikipedia my non-kid touching, molestation free drunk uncle of information."
No - it's the pigs out of 'Animal Farm'.
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 18:12 GMT
Oh, my! How heavenly it would be if Ms. Hilton were to insist that she be cryogenic preserved immediately.
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 20:00 GMT
"The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?"
A Classic gem from Al "The world is going to end in 10 years" Gore.
Posted Monday 24th December 2007 20:00 GMT
"I have a wide stance."
Larry "Tap twice" Craig....
Posted Tuesday 25th December 2007 02:08 GMT
It's true, the morons have taken over. I'm amazed that these people can remember to breath.
Posted Tuesday 25th December 2007 02:08 GMT
Paris Hilton?
In a cryogenic tank?
Cool !
I'm getting a coat for Christmas.
Door & taxi for tomorrow, please
Posted Tuesday 25th December 2007 02:08 GMT
AMFM got a good mention! I'd be well chuffed!
Hang on... id have to think of something really amazing to say 1st...
Jeez... its been a long year!
Posted Tuesday 25th December 2007 02:09 GMT
Death Becomes Her.
Posted Tuesday 25th December 2007 06:09 GMT
Paris Hilton - immortalized in cryogenic liquid -- what a wonderful thought.
For those that need it - Play WOW, head to shattrath, lower city, bar, beat on Haris Pilton for fun.
Yeah -- they get away with it -- and she does so have the dog.
Its fun - -try it.
As for the rest, has anyone asked if the darwin award nomination count has increased lately?
Posted Tuesday 25th December 2007 06:09 GMT
Everywhere like such as the Iraq
Posted Tuesday 25th December 2007 16:44 GMT
"My site is no different to something like Google." and the "flying pig" brought back some happy memories of the launch of Windows 95.
A huge advertisement was mounted in Melbourne, Australia, behind a city-sponsored sculpture of a flying pig. Brilliant juxtaposition and a classic example of unintentional "truth in advertising." Pix available ...
Posted Tuesday 25th December 2007 16:44 GMT
Great to see Allan's quote in here! Justice for the Middlesbrough one!
Posted Wednesday 26th December 2007 03:43 GMT
...that amanfromMars is in fact possibly the most prolific commenter in all of t'InterWeb Space! That's some going!
Posted Thursday 27th December 2007 04:39 GMT
"We don't have homosexuals in my country like you do here," claims Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. And I always thought de Nile ran through Egypt, not Iran.
Posted Thursday 27th December 2007 10:56 GMT
Exactly. Surely he didn't mean to imply that using Linux is a disability in and of itself...?
/hat/coat/door
Posted Thursday 27th December 2007 10:56 GMT
In response to the question "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?", Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007, famously replied:
"
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children].
"
Timeless. Brings a tear to my eye every time I read it...
Posted Thursday 27th December 2007 11:38 GMT
Not at the words, but at the little montage of Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf and the Wikipedia logo. Whoever came up with that little gem deserves a medal :-)
Posted Thursday 27th December 2007 12:56 GMT
I read that quote twice.
Now my brains gone on strike.
Posted Thursday 27th December 2007 16:43 GMT
Not dead, not alive. The new Cthulhu!
I'll go get my coat now
Posted Thursday 27th December 2007 20:56 GMT
According to Larry Niven, the cryogenically frozen "persons" were to be known as "Corpsicles" !! If that is the case, will someone shove a large stick into said subject ??
Posted Sunday 30th December 2007 03:36 GMT
where is the paris angle?? One should be added to every quote, or else this is just sloppy writing!