"How about, ah, nuclear?"
Don't be silly, don't you know that the waste from that will GIVE US ALL CANCER FROM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY!
Although oddly, I used to live up near the Dounraey PFR and the levels of leukemia and cancer weren't really any higher than any other area, as I recall.
If there is a problem with nuclear dumping, lets just build a few of those newfangled re-usable shuttles they have been harping on about for a few years, and just dump the stuff in the Sea of Tranquility on the moon - and if anyone has any foresight, they will arrange the dumping grounds in such a manner that in a couple of hundred years there will be a glowing green smiley face such as that which precedes this post for our kids and grandkids to look up to at night.
Surely better than having them cycle four hours a day to run a kettle for one cup of tea, and a much better use of the MIT techies brains than wasting time on headline grabbing, but ultimately pointless PR exercises.
Bunch of fucking morons...which goes for the MIT eejits and and anti-nuclear crowd...