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Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 13:40 GMT
Um, just so I'm 100% clear... what is pocket sniffing? Is it as it sounds?
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 13:40 GMT
Um, just so I'm 100% clear... what is pocket sniffing? Is it as it sounds?
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 13:56 GMT
yeah, its what you do when you want to troubleshoot your network. You pop down your datacentre, fish out the on-ste IT geek and get him/her to turn out their pockets for a bit of sniffing. Usually a 'wet' smell signifies a broken hand dryer in the toilets.
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 15:05 GMT
"Usually a 'wet' smell signifies a broken hand dryer in the toilets."
Or possibly that they've been relieving themselves behind the racking!
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 15:57 GMT
And therein lies the phrase "look at the racking on that"
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 16:34 GMT
Ahh, so it actually is effectively frisking staff (for whatever reason).
You do realise, though, that the more this happens... the more 'high tech' that staff will go!
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 18:32 GMT
Are you sure the job isn't for the HMRC depot near Coventry?
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 19:29 GMT
They want a *packet* sniffer. The clod who sent the e-mail isn't tech-literate enough and mistook "packet" for "pocket". In other words, they want someone to run Ethereal on promiscuous mode.
Now where's my cheque?
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 22:09 GMT
I know some people in China that can help with that, and will only charge you 3 legitimate credit card numbers for doing so.
Posted Thursday 20th December 2007 00:31 GMT
A *packet* sniffer! Of course! What were we all thinking???
Posted Thursday 20th December 2007 10:31 GMT
A tisket, a tasket, a pocket, a packet.
I wonder if the packet they want sniffed is a trouser snake?
Posted Thursday 20th December 2007 13:53 GMT
Each to his own whether sniffing a pocket or packet, but this reminds me of the hilarity one day when the prettiest girl in the building sent out an email trying to sell her exercise bike....
Posted Thursday 20th December 2007 13:53 GMT
Of course, more than just a sniff will be necessary. The tech will need to request a complete pocket dump. It goes without saying that he will also need to closely examine the "headers" of "I Pee" streams!