"Rock Up & Play" #
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 10:04 GMT
Or "Cock Up & Play"?
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 10:04 GMT
.....I've left something on your desk......
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 10:04 GMT
For one second then I thought his second name WAS 'XXXX'.......
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 10:04 GMT
Good luck to them, I say. Also pleasing to see that "Mark" seems to be writing with a smile on his face, unlike most "leave your sense of humour/humanity at the door" HR departments would. I bet Claire Swires wishes she'd worked for this guy
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 10:29 GMT
Is that a Christmas thing or all year rounds?
And if either of them caught anything, will that be under alcohol-related harm in the workplace?
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 11:12 GMT
There's nothing new about being shafted by an IT recruitment agent. :-(
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 11:12 GMT
I struggled to read past that part.
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 11:12 GMT
"please make sure you know who is coming in the door behind you"
Must have been there a long while watch the couple on the desk if they're coming in the door...
Coat already on the heatings not working today
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 11:12 GMT
"So, the message here is quite clear, please make sure you know who is coming in the door behind you"
:nudge nudge: :wink wink:
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 11:12 GMT
What was the address of that office again? Might pay it a visit tonight!
This isn't the most NSFW article in the world either, infact by the looks of things it is quite suitbale for work!
Chris
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 11:40 GMT
High Booted?? I suppose it is only a short bus ride from Kings X....
I'm going, I'm going...(!)
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 11:52 GMT
That would be a novelty, doing it going in circles :-)
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 12:02 GMT
Well, at least the surname explains why he is looking through CCTV footage.
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 12:34 GMT
A high-booted strumpet caught on CCTV, and he wants to be saved the trouble of watching it? Whatever... he's taking it home to show his commitment to the cause...
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 13:06 GMT
OK, it's a good story, but it comes from a *PR* agency who's getting free publicity by you picking it up. Where's your journalistic integrity? Have you researched this from independent sources? ;-)
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 13:28 GMT
if the offenders are found, they will both be put on the sex offenders' registry? Right?
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 13:38 GMT
Where I can get a high booted strumpet for my desk.
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 15:15 GMT
does the staff have a member ?? i thought staff was the member in itself....
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 15:26 GMT
seems to be the implication here "and make sure all office staff have gone home!" lol
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 15:54 GMT
going through the tape at all, what's he going to do, have them arrested? Why... I know we are in a police state and the slightest infraction should be met with violent oppression, but you think people could let some things slide?
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 16:36 GMT
Probably the most productive thing that desk has been put to all year considering the firms business.
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 18:06 GMT
Is this one of those USB toys? ThinkGeek only has USB missiles and other boring stuff.
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 19:59 GMT
I bet money that this was intentionally released to raise the profile of these companies. They are a PR firm FFS. There is no way they would raise the issue like this. They would HAVE to have known it would be leaked. Why mention the free bar otherwise? The staff would have known about it!
Posted Monday 17th December 2007 22:47 GMT
Security is so bad at Windmill St that Red have a notice on the front door asking couriers to use the entrance down the street or at least did the last time I was there.
I've been there when there have been arguments between the receptionists and couriers who have entered through the open front door, walked straight past the so called security guard, taken the lift upstairs and been ordered back out the building to enter by the side door only to find themselves in the same office with the same snotty nosed receptionist but they used the goods lift so the receptionist was happier.
The security guard on the front desk props the front door open to let a breeze in so any one can walk in off of the street.
Sounds like a publicity raising wind up to me.
Never noticed a free bar and I've been in there a few times, will look harder next time.
Posted Tuesday 18th December 2007 01:19 GMT
Prentiss and McCabe, It may have been Alison & Jamie going at it in the round room.
Posted Tuesday 18th December 2007 09:27 GMT
"Was that a revolving door "
"That would be a novelty, doing it going in circles :-)"
You spin me right round baby right round......
Coat already collected...good job I didnt leave it on my desk!
Posted Tuesday 18th December 2007 09:27 GMT
I can't see any other sensible reason for anyone to spend time with those tapes.
The only thing the tape could possibly provide is the method of entrance (cough) and any association with staff (cough again). Also note that said email must have been sent by a 'leg' person as no mention is made of any other item of clothing (worn or discarded at the time of observation) or other 'dimensional' characteristics which would IMHO serve as a slightly more useful form of identification as 'high boots' are in fashion (thankfully) and thus don't really serve to narrow down the list of suspect desk resurfacing enthusiasts.
@Dave: there is no way you could use the tape for arrest, to do that you have to prove intent (and I don't mean "intention to shag on random desk"), which would leave you to prove the couple wasn't there on invitation (cough again) or had in any way circumvented entry control (hand me the cough drops) which is (given the commenst above) going to be a bit of a challenge as there appear to be some very fundamentals flaws in access management.
Ah, the things people do for attention..
Just to add the PH angle: I can't recall seeing her on office desk or with high boots but I'm not really a watcher anyway - I prefer personal involvement myself..
That's enough puns for today, I'll get my coat..
Posted Tuesday 18th December 2007 09:41 GMT
he wants to "...finger the booted strumpet" ?
Shurely shome mishtake.
;-)
Posted Tuesday 18th December 2007 10:52 GMT
Thanks for the story and the comments, just to add a few new facts from Red...
First, the email wasn't a publicity stunt!
Second, according to people from both Red and Sthree who saw the couple at various stages of "proceedings", they don't work for either company.
Our best guess is that they'd staggered in from a do in the West End and decided to use Sthree's reception sofa for their own private party.
Glad this has brought a festive smile to a few people, including I guess the couple concerned...
Posted Tuesday 18th December 2007 10:52 GMT
Related directly to physical security - please place this in the correct section.
Posted Tuesday 18th December 2007 19:28 GMT
"Our best guess is that they'd staggered in from a do in the West End and decided to use Sthree's reception sofa for their own private party."
As I said, what security?
Having all the fob entry doors in the world is useless when you leave them open.
Posted Thursday 20th December 2007 13:48 GMT
You published their address, mentioned that there was a free bar and I'm still sitting here drinkless?
I must be losing my touch.