... The best finish to give it for good stealth performance would be a cotton wool cloud look!

Flying over a golden painted Paris?

Er, surely they've *all* been used for "ground testing" so far?

My Irvin flying jacket please.

they are black helicopters - it's all a whitewash!

by an automated lawnmower cutting the grass next to a large conservatory.

An extra icon isn't needed.

The thing is unmanned! That just isn't scary. What is scary is men in black wearing night-vision goggles rappelling down to take you to where they "trained" the additional shooter used to assassinate Kennedy.

Unless there is a stonking great big gun underneath it'll be target practice for every tom, dick and harry with an assault rifle.

What do you mean that unmanned "just isn't scary?" Good grief man, haven't you been paying attention? There are killbots everywhere! This thing will be directing them! It's the Rise of the Machines! Don't be lulled into foolish complacency! They are planning our systematic eradication!

EVERYBODY PANIC!

and not black?

Henry Ford would not be amused

If they put weapons on it, will it be the Future Airborne Rotorcraft Terminator?

Silent, but deadly.

Ok, I'll stay outside this time, no need to get nasty.....

...gets killed flying over zebra crossing.

perhaps they were working on "penetration testing" as well. It was a white-hat model. Depends on how fast it was going when it tanked, I suppose.

that's why they call it a *prototype* ya gits. so they can learn how to do it right *before* production.

I'd compare the process to foreplay but methinks the folks who need the explanation would be the ones least likely to understand the reference.

for the same reason golf balls are white so you can find it in the trees when it goes astray. It makes perfect sense you wouldn't want to lose it now would you.

Obviously this White Silent Helicopter is to distract you from the Black silent helicopter, both of which distract you from the silent killbots sneaking up behind you... I predict doom... Killbot Doom I tells yer!!! silent Killbots choppers in white and black emblazoned with a mysterious glowing logo shaped like an apple... oh yes and its probably Americas fault.

I still wonder what the ultimate use of ground testing a helicopter is? OK, testing circuits, engine, etc, before flying off and pranging it makes sense, up to the "join-the-choir-invisible" moment. But building one JUST for ground testing seems a bit odd (unless they were testing colour-schemes (SO BLACK it hurts the eyes!!)).

...a sign lit up telling me, "please do not press this button again"

anyway... are we still permitted to call these devices "black" and/or "white", surely they are either "refectively challenged" or "non-luminously absorbant"

*boffin hat on*

You ground test helicopters (and all aircraft) in order to test systems, engines, etc although these tests are usually done on aircraft that will be used later on in flight testing.

The helicopters/aircraft that are built PURELY for ground testing are your fatigue test helicopters/aircraft. Basically you simulate the pressure and load changes on an aircraft that it will experience throughout its life time and cycle it through thousands of cycles to find out at what point the structure will fail. At which point you cross your fingers, clench tight and hope like hell that its a larger number then what you've stated as your aircraft's expected working life!

*boffin hat off*

Something Microsoft could aspire to.

No coat...I'm calling in via the payphone down the street.

...except in panties, where you're best not wearing any.

Hmmm, that makes me wonder I wonder how many "choppers" have crashed/lost their payload near Paris?

Maybe I should just fetch me coat?