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UK.gov loses driver ID data

Dan

In fashion? 

Stop

Is it now de rigeur to confess to massive data losses? "You're not a player unless you've exposed millions of people to id theft risks...'?!

Anonymous Coward

And this week the government doop de doop de doop de doo... 

Coat

and lost doop de doop de doo, confessing doop de doop de dooo

However, doop de doop de doo and will undergo strict dadoop de doooo but reassures that dooop de dooo dooo ID CARD doop de doo...

Vernon Lloyd

At least.... 

all this makes the users I deal with on a day to day basis appear very computer savvy.

Now.....how to make users remember their passwords.........

/Pub time

Red Bren

@ In Fashion 

Paris Hilton

It's the opening of the floodgates. Probably every major organisation has suffered from some form of confidential data loss but no one wants to be first to hold their hands up. Now that one almighty cock up has been uncovered, everyone else wants to get their mea culpa in while the Information Commisioner and PC Plod are too busy to deal with it. Or am I being too cynical?

Paris as my icon as that would be one almighty co... you get the idea!

frank denton

re. In fashion 

Unhappy

It does seem to be 'in fashion', lol. It may be a Christmas post thing or it may be statistical clustering, or it may be truly representative of the rate at which government departments lose confidential data records and have been doing for ages without actually telling us.

It is de rigeur to confess since if the truth comes out later, they will be additionally berated for a 'cover up'. It's also useful to confess when many others are doing so in order to dilute your 'sin' in the background noise.

Everybody makes mistakes but any sensible person or organisation learns from their mistakes and also the published mistakes of others and then changes their ways. Not the government it seems. We have been treated to stories like this for ages and guess what...THEY NEVER LEARN !!

Anonymous Coward

Just a thought 

Alert

Think voting fraud - With the advent of postal voting, all this could have a great effect on the result of the next general election. And the governments hands would be clean, 'ish.

Kristan

Ha 

Unhappy

The child benefit office lost some of my personal documents in their internal mail yesterday! What the heck is going on with this goverment loosing stuff in the post latley.

Anonymous Coward

techno wha? 

Alien

don't get it. there are so many Safe ways to do these things. its the end of an era. smail is out!

Leyton

OMG 

Stop

you just cannot believe it can you? this happens after ALL the other data was lost, in exactly the same way... i mean this is just total and utter incompetance... time for a general (data :p) election, before these asshat give us ID cards and lose everyones data...

so if you have kids in NI - does that mean your data has been leaked twice?

James

Has no one in government heard of a VPN? 

Coat

I'll get my coat.

Anonymous Coward

And the Gov't.... 

Stop

...wants all your personal data for ID cards/Passports/Medical Records etc etc & so on to stick in a nice big, insecure database.

F**k me. No wonder people are getting a little bit upset about having to cough up all their info to these pillocks. They are operating a data-bucket with a giant hole in it.

Question is: are they going to be bought to task over this? I fear the answer is "like hell".

If it was a smallish company or somesuch they'd likely be hammered (banks don't count as they can pretty do much what they feel like it seems).

Bunch of useless prats.

Anonymous Coward

"A good day to cover bad news"... 

Flame

Now that the HMRC debacle has been exposed, everyone with a similar (but of lesser magnitude) disaster is being encouraged to come forward and admit to their problems.

Since none of the others are even close to the 25million records lost by the HMRC, no one outside El-Reg really cares.

I expect a few more these in the run up to Christmas - by the new year, everyone will have forgotten about it and the government will move on to electronically tagging us all with RFID implants with GPS tracking, speech recognition plus clipper chips in our PCs...

That way we will all be safe...

Ach, stop complaining, if you've nuffing to hide, you've nuffing to fear - except for the Terrorists, Peadophiles, Immigrants, Osama, Eurasia, Eastasia, newly-invented-boggey-man-of-choice...

leslie

damn those pesky disks.... 

Unhappy

Who gives the dvla authority to send out your data to manufacturers etc so they can tell you your car needs a recall ?

surely they should just publically make a statement that car model xyz needs to go back to be fixed, not ask the dvla who owns them, and can we have that data please...

I dont want people to be able to see what car I own, its french.........

jason lee

Re: techno wha? 

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I agree with you - I mean I'm only one person who likes to access my documents ect wherever possible - I'm not techno-internet/networking-savy but I know of three little letters.

VPN - Virtual Private Network.

If I was to send/recieve something I would do so at least double encrypted - one by VPN and the second via ZIP/RAR format.

Is Security such a big word for the Government and all others? Or can they spell Post Office quicker?

Niall

If you got nothing to hide... 

you can thank your government.

Brent Gardner

All thats left... 

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... is for a group of car theives to use the data to pretext themselves as owners who have been locked out of their cars, then use the VIN to reproduce the original keys and there you go... 6000 stolen cars. No financial data indeed.

John Mcdonald

Er, forgive a silly question, but 

Happy

Are these muppets, the same muppets that are responsible for UK National Security? ... One word ... Feckers!

Graham Dawson

What next, losing the entire MoD's employment database? 

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Oh wait, losing that one would set back organised crime by decades it's so inaccurate...

Ash

Next census... 

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... I don't exist.

It got lost in the post.

Will Godfrey

Hmmm 

Black Helicopters

Could this actually be a deliberate softening up process so that sheeple will get so used to having their personal data scattered to the four winds that the no longer care when the govenments of the world declare a new database with EVERYTHING even remotely related to you, including ALL you ever wrote or said?

Stephen Hill

Why not come out of the closet now? 

Flame

Why don't we all publish our names, addresses, NI numbers, car details, children's names and bank account details on the web and cut out the middle man. At least the information would be accurate.

I work as a cleaner but I know how to encrypt data on to CD and send data securely between computers. I get £5.25 an hour - yes that's 3p an hour above national minimum wage.

I am prepared to share ALL my knowledge with the government for only £7 per hour. I am fairly sure that this is at least £13 per hour less than their current security advisers are charging them.Heck I would do it for free if it gave me peace of mind.

What a shower.

Chris G

Expat 

I'm very, very, glad that I don't live in the ould country anymore and daily, I am becoming more certain that I won't be coming back.

I am proud of being British and of all the good things in the world that Britain in the past has given the world but the comedians that are running the country now and the ones that want to run the country in the future are enough to keep me living in the sun.

Dale Richards

@Red Bren 

Paris Hilton

I would imagine Paris knows a thing or two about the consequences of data leakage already...

Nick

Underpaid, overworked... 

... staff who don't care about security - Jo B Sworth in accounts is more interested in what she's gonna get the kids for Crimbo and if she can trust her fella to goto the office party and behave himself, to concern herself with encryption, the DPA and secure couriers. She just wants to send out the requested data to get Mr PARSeons off her back.

Computers are secure, its users that arn't, and unless Ms Sworth personally loses out, she's not gonna a flying monkey's about protocol. Its upto the IT Teams to set policy and enforce it, but policy tends to be set by the people on high, who have no concept of what security is.

Mind you, these Spartacus's seem to be coming along like buses at the moment - Three I've read about today.

Anonymous Coward

Bunch of useless prats! 

Bunch of useless prats.! Indeed,they keep sending me letters by post dispite being told they don't arrive (one contained a cheque for 450 pounds,gone).I have asked to be contacted by E-mail,but was told it was "time consuming". Not as big a waste of time as 1Write letter 2 Wait for three weeks 3Cancel cheque 4Start again. And they want MORE power!

Richard Scratcher

This problem is likely to get many times worse in 2008 

Coat

I hear that many of these government agencies are getting DVD writers for Christmas.

Stan

I know what they are at... 

It's the UK's plan to eradicate the data black market. They are flooding it to make the stuff practically valueless.

Next (not if, next) time this happens can reg put the estimated black market value of the data in the article.

cheers

Anonymous Coward

@ Stephen Hill 

National Minimum Wage:

22 yrs and over = £5.52 per hour

18-21 yrs and workers in accredited training (for the first 6 months) =£4.60 per hour

16-17 yrs = £3.40 per hour

This has been the case since 1st October 2007. So unless you've made a typo, you are being ripped off by your employer.

You can verify this here http://www.worksmart.org.uk/money/what_is_the_minimum_wage_that_i

Good luck getting your money before Christmas.

Gilbert Wham

@ Chris G... 

...living in the sun would be enough to keep me living in the sun. The fact that Mud Island is run by demented assclowns has not, and will never change. It's the damp that really gets to you...

Anonymous Coward

Data Amnesty Month 

Go

December 2007 has been set aside as "Data Amnesty" month.

All government departments, large corporations and data storage facilities are encouraged to report data losses, c*ckups and failings.

Report now - avoid the rush!

Chris

Forget VPN 

Coat

That's far too complicated for a simple Government...

Lead them in gently with FTP or even.... (avert eyes now if easily offended)

*S*FTP <gasp>

Just for the sake of any Gov employee who may be monitoring this, the 'S' stand for 'secure' e.g. more 'secure' than sending via unregistered post unencrypted.

Anonymous Coward

SSH 

Haven't the government ever heard of SSH? Why can't this data be sent over a secure connection?

Charley

6,000 NI names and addresses?? 

Black Helicopters

Bidding war between PIRA and the UVF on about now, is there?

Anonymous Coward

This is absolutely staggering news 

Northern Ireland has cars???

Slaine

poetry corner 

There are without the smallest doubt

two kinds of folks I rants

there's those who do because they can

and a government full of can't's

Slaine

layout suggestion 

Flame

I see so many similar threads here these days - almost as if it is a big pre-organised conspiracy to enable some (as-yet undeclared) big-brother-esque activity...

...in the meantime, it might be prudent of El Reg to add a couple of extra tabs so we can all keep these fekups in the same place to look for a pattern emerging...

...might I suggest, Hardware Thefts, Softheads, Media Losses, InCompetence, Insecurity, MisManagement, Senseless Beaurocrats and Sods.

Anonymous Coward

RE: Northern Ireland has cars 

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Yes it does - the most cars per person in the UK actually due to being quite a rural community and having crappy public transport. Jokes like that are so much less funny when they're completely untrue. Apparently it's mostly Corsa owners though so that's OK

Anonymous Coward

Misdirection 

Unhappy

A lot of these stories come with a "no financial data was lost, so that's OK" disclaimer from whatever government official concerned. Is this a stealth brainwashing campaign to persuade the public that bad people getting hold of your bank details is the only thing to worry about in these cases? If some incompetent muppet were to release into the hands of sundry ne'r-do-wells my home address/names of my kids/car registration number/whatever, somehow the assurance of "don't worry, they haven't got your bank account number" just wouldn't cut it for me!

Slaine

no financial data... 

Flame

... I think means - no data that would result in a loss of government finances. we plebs can go FCuK ourselves.

Now then - ID cards - what a BRILLIANT idea. that way organised crime can pool together all those little snippets of information like "car reg", "home address", "mother's maiden name", "inside fekkin leg measurement"...

I see my spambox now... "Dear <correct name>, your car, registration number <correct number>, and serial number <correct data> has been recalled due to identity fraud. Please take it to <valid garage name> whilst we empty your bank account of <actual balance>.

Slaine

can we have a poetry section? 

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...

'tis the season to loose data - tra la la la lah, lah la la lah

write some disks; I'll post them later - tra la la la lah, lah la la lah

where's may laptop? wasn't it there? - tra la lah, tra la lah, lah lah lah

all those details; now they're laid bare - tra la la la lah, la la lah lah.

Roger Brown

Not only in the UK 

Pirate

Hot on the heels of the missing CDs comes news that a courier in Canada has lost medical computer-tapes(!), sent from New Brunswick to Victoria, BC.

And these people expect us to trust them with National ID cards information?

Anonymous Coward

Hmm stolen servers 

Black Helicopters

and lost data a lot of it it seems someone is looking to make a nice business for themselves.