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Giant athletic todger defends Pennsylvania

Jim Booth

Funny 

Coat

Would be even funnier on the White House lawn. "look aliens here is a real cock"

Brian Miller

What game is that?? 

OK, there's track and football on that field, but what game requires a field layout like that?

More importantly, what are the cheerleader's uniforms like?

Anonymous Coward

I'd be worried .. 

Paris Hilton

.. if I owned that one.

Seems to have some kind of nasty disease with flying spots at the tip

Paul

Shaft Road! 

Alert

It's on Shaft Road

http://preview.tinyurl.com/3xadl6

Anonymous Coward

And naturally... 

Paris Hilton

One ball is bigger than the other!

Anonymous Coward

Shrunken Head 

Paris Hilton

From the looks of the horizontal dust it was probably alot bigger until it exploded. Probably from the disease.

Scottie Taylor

Re: What game is that?? 

It's fairly common for high school football fields to be surrounded by the track. At least in American. Or at least at the high schools I've been too. We've always had a football/soccer field surrounded by the track. It's not a different game.

Robert Armstrong

Is this what you mean when you say... 

Paris Hilton

It's a real cockup?

SnowHawk

That may be large, but... 

Alien

It does not match the magnitude of the M51 galaxy for being one of the largest of todgers, even in its obviously flacid state.

http://www.galacticimages.com/catalog/images/m51exz.JPG

John

That's... 

Happy

....the correct use of technology.

Google Todger Viewer - cumming soon.

xyz

Another cock up... 

Nothing to do with big willies, but how many people have noticed the big "ZZZZZ" painted on the road, but looking like it's coming out the chimney stack at the start of Coronation Street?

Just wait for the high level camera shot looking down the road with the new houses on the left and the chimney in the foreground and there it is.

Been there for years.

Bill Fresher

Aliens 

Alien

"It's taken 'em a while, but our American cousins appear to have finally realised that enormous profanities are an excellent way to welcome extraterrestrial visitors to our planet..."

It could be an excellent way to encourage aliens that look like lady profanities to visit our planet.

Natalie Gritpants

Farmers ARSE is not for aliens. 

It's directly opposite a house and aligned with it, methinks it's intended to be viewed by the occupant as they open the bedroom curtains in the morning.

Reminds me of the story of a landscape gardener that took revenge on a nightmare client by planting daffodils in the lawn as specified, the trick was that they didn't come up until the next spring and then they spelt out exactly what the gardener though of the client.

Anonymous Coward

Natalie... it's not a house... 

Coat

It's the stands. :-)

Nothing like either putting down some caustic soda or fertilizer that burns the grass into the shape you want.

Been there, done that :-)

Slaine

American Nobs 

Paris Hilton

well, at least they spelt it correctly.

Andrew Moore

@ Scottie Taylor 

Paris Hilton

do you hear that whoosh sound above your head...

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