Are a privilege, not a right :p

Are you serious?? an iPhone for dummies book? As a present for a geek? I would take that as an insult!

Besides, I would never be seen dead with an iPwn.

'The iPhone Book - How to Do the Things You Want to Do with Your iPhone '

ROFLMAO

I want to send an MMS - you can't

I want to send files to my PC via bluetooth - you can't

I want to record video - you can't

I want to install a new app - you can't

I want to sync my contacts - you can't

I want to use voice activated calling - you can't

All hail the iBrick and the mighty overlord Jobs - They keep telling us how great they are so it must be true

Could I just point out that I'd prefer to gnaw off my own arm from the elbow down than receive anything by Mr Clarkson. Except a copy of his suicide note.

Erm, check them.

"Steve Wright, one of nation's favourite DJs, is a man with a brain the size of a small planet"

There must be another Steve Wright then, because the one I would move house to avoid having ever to listen to is a waffling turdbag with a brain the size of a small p.

May i suggest washing you mouth out with somthing such as Fairy Liquid you heathen!

I want to know what Paris thinks of this list?

I think I should work on a FOTW

Is Gordon Brown included in the book? He is a waste of air, food and biomass that could be better used elsewhere.

PS. I seriously hope that iBrick book was a joke...

@anonymous: you forgot I want to download files with 3G - you can't.