Jordan

She's omitted precisely for the reasons you give! She actually is (well, tries) to be multi-talented and therefore deserves to be a lot further down. Plus - since when was having giant boobs pointless????

Where's the Paris Hilton angle?

I'll leave my coat and run

Interestingly

When you google images search most of the tarts it comes back with nuddy shots (I don't use safesearch by default)... I didn't actually know who any of them, apart from the obvious brits and paris were!

For the record, it doesn't actually take talent to take your clothes off. Which explains the list

Oxymoron

Surely when someone is *defined* by being a celebrity, they are inherently completely pointless anyway?

Good for Paris

Awwww, but isn't it just nice to see her actually win something for a change.

mmmm feels so-o-o good.

Jordan not on the list...

...because she has two "points" and is therefore not pointless...

You make Paris cry

Her majesty Queen Elizabeth II is not a patch on the lovely Miss Hilton.

The voting must be rigged or else there would be chihuahuas in Buckingham instead of corgis.

Without going too far with this,

surely Heather Mills, who, pre-Macca was a committed fund raiser for various charities should be further down the list than a complete no mark like Jack Tweed?

Some of the people on the list have actually achieved something, however minor. This list makes no sense.

Mindless food-tubes like Hilton, Goody and Tweed are proper no marks and deserve to be at the top. Also, wherefore Calum Best?

RE: Oxymoron

Actually it's not oxymoronic, since there is no contradiction. It's just that "pointless" is an unnecessary qualification of "celebrity".

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@Without going too far with this

I do hope that Heather Mills will get over her current stage, possibly when the press lays off her, and get on with being pointful but for the moment I have to concur. She needs to wake up.

pointless

I'm sure there must be some irony in a list of comments about an article about poll about who is the most pointless...

ah yes - I've there it is - right next to my post^H^H^H^Hcoat.

@bluesxman

You are quite correct, I meant to say "Tautological" and had a severe instance of brain fade, clearly brought on by an overdose of airheads.

Just hold my hat for a moment, please...

Why Vegas

Why Johnny Vegas? He's funny, in a beer belly kind of a way.

Somebody important is missing!

Where's dear Lester Haines in this list?

This is painful

It is a lot like watching that old cable show on Comedy Central: "Strip Poker", where they'd take some Californitard off the beach and ask them to play poker -- inevitably to lose, both cards and clothing. Although they were admirable examples of the nearly nude form, they were so stupid they made peoples' teeth hurt, and the show went off the air.

The real losers were the viewers -- I lost IQ points just by watching.

Going /way/ too far with this

Surely Heather Mills, who post-Macca has shown herself to be a fruitbat of the first order, should be up there with the likes of Jade Goody? The day I pay any attention to an asymmetric bint lecturing me about the calumny of eating meat from the dubious moral high ground that is a bloody great 4x4 is the day you prise the BACON sandwich from my cold dead hand.

Thank you, I feel better now.

Spice Boy

Surely that 'Lady Boy' lookalike Victor Beckham should have been higher up the list???

@ Spice Boy

She was probably hiding behind a lamp post while the voting went on so people forgot about her...

I'll get my robe and wizard hat...

"Talented heiress"???

That's an example of Brit "humour," right?

Right.

who is jack tweed?

...and surely, the fact that some peeps might actually want to sh4g Ms H has to place her below the likes of Jane Goody