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Chilean hooker plans 27-hour charity sexathon

Mark_T

Nope, too easy ! 

Happy

Not even a challenge.

NO COMMENT !

I'm thinking a few though.....

;o)

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stu

last turkey in the shop 

From the look of 'her' I'd want be checking I wiz getting what I was paying for....

And pity the poor bastard who's last.

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Anonymous Coward

Children in Need 

Go

If they did that kind of thing on Childreen in Need every year, I might actually watch it!

Anonymous Coward

Dear god no 

Unhappy

She look like a tranny in that pic

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lansalot

hey! 

Heart

Great idea !

I'd be only too willing to put my hand in my pocket on this occasion !

Keep it up !

Paul

And I thought... 

El Reg comments couldn’t go any more down hill… How wrong I was.

I continue to be stunned by what actually gets past the moderator, although it is just after lunch...

Alan Donaly

Think of the children 

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Well I guess she did good for her.

Chris Collins

That's a man, baby 

What, there's a moderator? There are actually comments that don't get posted? The mind boggles.

Sir Runcible Spoon

@kindly pointers 

Paris Hilton

Thanks very much. I have my browsing list for the evening once I get off this work pc :D

Spleen

Oh dear 

I think around hour 12 the event will need to be renamed from "Charity Sexathon" to "Charity Stick-Your-Meat-In-A-Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich-Athon".

Anonymous Coward

There is a reason... 

Paris Hilton

The escorting profession in UK may be legal however the News of the World would have a field day if anyone showed their head above the parapet by doing something nice like this. Most escorts would love to be able to help out like this - they are not the "drug-addict streetwalkers" of the popular press, they are frequently nice, intelligent girls who have worked out they can earn waaay more money doing this than working in an office and probably having to sometimes give it way for favours! However the hypocritical gutter press will pounce on any story involving sex (and money - look whats happening to Sophie thingywhatsit) and any girl with an ounce of common sense will avoid the unwanted publicity. (Speaking as one of the top designers of escort websites - posted anon of course! PH icon for obvious reasons ;) )

Uwe Dippel

Slashdotted - oh, sorry theregistered 

Both links are pretty much out from here, the one given in the text even worse.

If you can (and want to) read in Spanish about this strange creature equipped with a good sense of self-marketing, try

http://www.lacuarta.cl/canal/articulo/63_6468.html

or

http://www.lacuarta.cl/canal/articulo/63_5738.html

(though not much to be seen there)

Marco

Relation between news item and quality of comments 

The closer a Reg news item gets to sex, the worse are punctuation and grammar in the comments.

Coincidence?

Anonymous Coward

@Marco 

Paris Hilton

Everyone gets too excited to think properly.

Rob

@Marco 

Go

Are you saying we all turn into drooling fools.... DaNM...keyboRaD shORTZiNG OUT

Eileen Bach

Disgust 

If I wanted to read this sort of smut I could go elsewhere to another website, thank you. Back soon.

Daniel B.

Shagathon 

Paris Hilton

Hm... at least the Mexican "Teleton" is a load of crap, if *this* was part of it I might actually watch it!!

Anonymous Coward

Someones got to say it 

Coat

Pics, or it's not going to happen...

Sir Runcible Spoon

@Eileen Bach 

Joke

Have you gone to look at the other sites then?

b166er

title 

Don't click the link Eileen?!

Any relation to Richard (the author)?

Anonymous Coward

@@Anonymous Coward 

"She look like a tranny in that pic"

You Know some of us that read this rag are transgender

Scott Mckenzie

Transgender 

I'm not entirely sure there was anything derogatory mentioned by the person saying that.... no offence intended etc

She's going to be mighty sore after that feature has finished too surely????

Ian McNee

One-handed Reg stories... 

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...I would suggest explains most of the poor typnig, speeling adn garmmer, and this is a classic example of the genre, long may it conintue, longer even than a greasy mouse-jockey with a stash of cut-price spam viagara, a large tub of Flora and a firm grip on the non-mousing side.

As for the comments about Senorita Carolina's sex/gender perhaps these say more about what excites the posters: you protesteth too much? Bless! :)

Jason Y.

This reminds me of... 

Happy

The little-known Japanese AIDS telethon, as detailed here-

http://www.tofugu.com/2007/08/22/charity-never-felt-so-good/ - far more exciting than this.