Try buying it and see what you get!

It's available from Virgin too!

http://www.virginmegastores.co.uk/product/818039/Lawnmower_Simulator_2007/s.jsf

Groundskeeper Willie jokes yet.

<gets coat>

A game worthy of purchasing a PS3 for.

Lady Chatterley's Hover...

....collects gardening overalls from inside of shed....

From the Simpsons episode where the kids get snowed in at school Groudskeeper Willie rebels against Skinner with the line "Last the last time you slap your Willie around".

It was also available from (the Google cache of) Woolworths too:

http://tinyurl.com/yp98yp

"Dispatch them by spraying grass cuttings at them before they make divots with slide tackles or, if close enough, *mow them down*!"

Although, mowing down footballers can't be all that gory in a Wii...

It's never as much fun playing with a Virgin one...

Just look at the time...

"Dispatch them by spraying grass cuttings at them before they make divots with slide tackles or, if close enough, mow them down!" may explain the certificate.

Imagine the splatter from being sucked into a ride-on mower.

Hey, this IS a lawn mower simulator, right? Then you can use it for practice runs during the snowy season for the up-coming 2008 Sta-Bil Cup at the United States Lawn Mower Racing Association!

www.letsmow.com or www.uslmra.com

(Of course there's an official XBox game for this too...see the web site above...)

(I WISH I could make this kind of stuff up...)

It's nice to see that the legacy of Your Sinclair still permeates British society. I remember the original - was it Professional Lawnmower Simulator, or Advanced Lawnmower Simulator? There was a single key, "M", and periodically your mower hit a stone and conked out. But you could choose several different lawnmowers, all the same. It was a metaphor. For something.

I choose Paris Hilton as my avatar. I would like to hold her hand (very tightly).

A fair time ago I went with a mate into town to buy a nice shiny new copy of Final Fantasy VIII and the unhelpful git at woolies refused to sell it to us as he insisted it was an 18+ title. Nevermind the total lack of rating on the cover, just flat out refused.

So how is it news that some monkey keyed in the wrong data on whatever system they're using? Happens all zi time!

whats the world coming too?....

Could this be the first in a string of simulators for other seemingly mundune activities...?

Laying Carpet, Cleaning the Pool...

Seems that Final Fantasys 1 through 7 weren't actually all that final after all, eh?

And to think people blame video games for the Shocking Decline in Standards of Literacy, Numeracy and the ability to kick a ball...

OMG!! Whislting Rick Wilson!!

LOL! Have still got that tape somewhere in the loft!

"Hold my hand very tightly, very tightly, very tightly! Hold my hand very tightly, ooooh-ooh-ooooooohoooh!"

Classic "hit"

Run Paris, Run!

I liked the one from a Haloween episode, Groundskeeper Willie has stuck a note next to the school thermostat..

"Do not touch. Willie."

Homer reads this out aloud (sans punctuation) and declares it "Good advice."

Richard and David Darling, or the little darlings as Amstrad Action labeled them, are to blame.

This lifted from Wikipedia...

"They were famous for releasing a long series of games called "Advanced Something Simulator" or "Professional Something Simulator". This led to the parody "Advanced Lawnmower Simulator" being developed, praised to the skies and then published by Your Sinclair magazine as an April Fool's Day stunt."