Well, those scientists have sure toad us straight.

I'll get my coat...

Exactly how trivial can something be and still be an Apocalypse?

The Apocalypse used to be defined as the End Of The World including a Final Battle between Good and Evil. Now it appears that one will occur if more than an undefined percentage of toads croak (oops, sorry) with the combined armies of Good and Evil still sat at home with their feet up watching it on telly.

I think we need a set of Reg units to define the exact relationship between the Apocalypse, catastrophe, calamity, disaster, database loss, cockup, extensive congestion at junction three, etc.

Revalue the Apocalypse now!

Paris Hilton kisses me, will she catch it?

I'm not sure that yet another biological agent is the best way to deal with the current menace. We have had this problem with myxomatosis with rabbits. And I'm pretty sure that the cane toads were themselves introduced to counter a biological infestation. These things never work as planned.

.... I've been culling the spawn in my pond each year in an attempt to reduce the amount that visit on a yearly basis.... sorry, not going to stop either cause they make a bloody racket when their humping and the cats keep bringing them in, you ever heard a frog/toad scream (at 3 in the morning it wakes and brings you to your senses pretty sharp).

I absolutely agree with TeeCee; we desperately some WMD (Words of Mass Destruction).

May I suggest that the first and smallest unit be a WNF (Wales Nuked Flat) to describe something that's Bad but Doesn't Matter Very Much?

Toads? Making a racket? Oh dear, indeed.

Sounds as though these amphibians need a hero like Bufo the fungi hunter.

Chief Scientist of Australia was on TV last night extolling the virtues of GM now that idiots over East have decided to approve GM Canola. The usual question about "didn't agricultural scientists come up with the idea of the cane toad?" came up and was dismissed because he's _really certain_ that there is no risk associated with GM crops.

Don't put your email address in the title field, AC if you are indeed Chris

Good stop putting your email address in the title field. I would email you but I fear you would not be able to see it for the spam.