Bandwidth telecommunications #
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 11:26 GMT
Perhaps "Telecommunications bandwidth" would have made sense?
Is that what they mean or are they just finishing off a particularly troublesome round of bullshit bingo?
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 11:26 GMT
Perhaps "Telecommunications bandwidth" would have made sense?
Is that what they mean or are they just finishing off a particularly troublesome round of bullshit bingo?
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 11:52 GMT
Cue a whole raft of companies telling the government that what they do falls neatly into one of these categories. Disaster mitigation for example: in the event of a disaster you need swift access to business service X. Therefore providers of business service X are key candidates for government cash. Or e-health; you could crowbar anything into that. And they will.
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 12:00 GMT
Has El Reg made a typo?
Given the rapidly increasing prison population and the Government's readiness to criminalise 'wrong-thoughts', rather than 'cell and tissure therapies' it should have read 'cells and, 'tis sure, mental therapies'.
I'll get my coat...
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 12:00 GMT
What the hell is e-health?
Health of your online persona?
The ability to do surgery remotely, using robots?
The NHS data "spine" that's about as private as your details will be on the Identity Register?
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 12:16 GMT
Haven't read the report yet, but looking at the members of CST I see that the Chief Technology Officer of British Nuclear Fuels was a Dr. Ion :)
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 12:16 GMT
It's about making sure your pills are good quality...
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 12:27 GMT
"Central Quango (mis)Management" so they can keep track of all the QUANGOs they have created.
"Database Information, Disc and Postal Tracking Services" so they won't lose the pesky identity information again.
Paris would have included these.
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 12:42 GMT
Ok lads, great work. Don't forget your expenses claims.
Mercifully the only impact this junk will have on anything is the bill for the report. Maybe it helps Gordon dream of 5-year plans.
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 12:42 GMT
Having read (well, skimmed) the publication it all seems very airy-fairy as far as setting goals for this initiative. From what I could see there was no single statement in any of the tech. descriptions to say what tangible outputs there would be.
It does look to me as if the government has some rather ill-perceived ideas of what will be important to the UK (but cyclones, earthquakes?) and has decided to throw some money in those general directions. Maybe they'll be able to say they are doing something, but from this I can't see where the payoff will come from.
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 12:58 GMT
No sign of 'data encryption' on the list.
Also from the article:
>> The potential of E-Health is large: the European E-Health market was worth
>> approximately $3.2 billions (£1.6 millions) in 2005
And I thought the dollars was doing badly now, it must been in a really dreadful position 2 years ago
>> and is predicted to double to $6.3 billions (£3.2 billions) by 2010
I wonder how much of that £1.6 billion European increase is down to the UK's £12.4 billion NPfIT budget? Is the report saying that the government should invest heavily in a technology which is growing because the government is spending a lot of money on it?
>> Bandwidth Telecommunications
>> This technology has huge market and high societal benefits, particularly
>> amongst the elderly and disabled. UK technological competitiveness and
>> capacity to deliver are high.
"competitiveness and capacity to deliver are high"??!?
Are they talking about the BT - who expect to deliver a (currently) outdated 24Mbps system in about 3 years time?
Or Virgin Media who will deliver a 50Mbps system next year but only to about 40% of UK homes (i.e. 70% of 55%) and show no sign of improving coverage to 45% of the UK who can't currently get cable and are stuck with BT?
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 13:53 GMT
Don't consider this the result of a game of BSB, rather this is the gamecard. The game proper is for all the usual suspects to get their snouts in the trough of gummint/yerpeen funding (that's our taxes) making sure that their project is "aligned" with some gummint initiative.
Of course producing the gamecard was a nicely filled trough in itself.
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 22:26 GMT
Would this committee be in any way related to the one that foretold the future of air travel after the war - and lumbered us with the Brabazon and Princess Flying Boat???
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Grumpy Old Fart
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 22:29 GMT
betting on FOSS for technology advance since it's a big shift in the how things are done which will produce the most benefit.
Posted Tuesday 27th November 2007 22:31 GMT
'tis with hope and absolute sincerity that I offer Broon's Loonies my list of six technologies that will provide financial and social benefits in Britain over the next five years:
Education tech: A system whereby schoolteachers can restrict themselves to actual teaching and whereby the majority of school-leavers can accurately count their own fingers and toes.
Transport tech: A system whereby a member of the public can be transported from point A to anywhere else in this piddling little island in comfort, on a predetermined schedule, in safety and for a price that does not require the services of a financial planner.
Immigration tech: A system whereby holders of non-EU passports, upon arrival at Thiefrow Airport, are asked, "Can you prove that you've got a good reason to be here and a job waiting for you? No? Then get back on the plane, mate."
Health tech: A system whereby people with healthcare needs are actually seen by actual doctors in actually hygenic surroundings and actually, occasionally cured of what ails them.
Incarceration tech: A system whereby, upon being convicted of a crime - after due process of law, including habeus corpus and effective representation - the criminal is locked up for the length of his/her sentence and, upon release (if a foreign national) is dropped off in the middle of the nearest sea.
Benefits tech: A system whereby an actual assessment is made as to whether or not a case of acute workshyness constitutes a disability and therefore an entitlement to suck off the public t!t for the rest of one's life.
Of course, the 'five years' required to implement these technologies in the UK would involve numerous trips overseas (to see how other countries already accomplish these things) which brings the added benefit that, on returning from their fact-finding missions, our various government and quango plonkers could be subjected to the newly-installed Immigration tech: (See above.)