Any support engineer out there who has fallen on seriously hard times and is right now subsisting on boiled cardboard while scouring the jobs ads in the hope that he or she can find some way of paying off the credit card bills before the bailiffs turn up and repossess the Wii is directed to this tempting offer up there in …
Shome Mishtake Shurely?
The minimum wage is £5.60 per hour.
Only a mistake if you expect them to work more than 10minutes 42sec (approx) per day.... (for 1uk/day... scale as appropriate).
Sounds like a cushy number, though life on the dole might be more lucrative (though this job may come with free internet, etc).
Aren't we forgetting Mr Darling?
By the time the Chancellor goes through this, there won't be much left even for rice!
Yes, but what -
are the dividend payouts?
Don't forget the perks
Being able to copy all the data to CDs, and sell it to fraudsters.
So RIM opening a new support centre!
That said, its not for a support engineer at that price; Thats up into the managers pay scale.
This is why I left Leicester 10 years ago. You think it's bad now, imagine what it was like then...
I had no idea EDS were recruiting!
I hope Mr Majid's employers don't read The Reg, or he's just blown the fact he's looking for a new job!
What a relief! Thought my job was being advertised there for a minute...
So, Computacenter have finally set someone free? The last I heard the minimum sentence was 50 years.
Where in the world...
....it's about all the staff are worth in there
Looking for a special kind of person
.. preferably not with English as a first language, and preferably not with much experience of working in the UK.
(joking, but there is a point there too).
doesn't lord steve jobs make only $1 a year? so you would be twice as rich as him!
One way to get the foot in the door...
Of somewhere you DON'T want to be!!!
Surely you can't afford to boil the cardboard at that rate. Plain cold cardboard for you!
"for 1uk/day" I wouldn't mind being paid by the UK. A few hours work and I'm worth a fair bit of the global economy :oD
Although the attendant problems with the collateral might make it unviable.
Well I guess...
...South West wages aren't so bad after all!
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