I have to ask, is this one being broadcast from a hanger in Area 51 again?

Now, where is my tinfoil hat?

Untill NASA tell us that the probe has the wrong type of sunglasses on and cant send any images back . . .

Oh dear, I'm terribly sorry, old chap, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you now.

Nothing personal, you understand, it's just that some secrets must be kept. Can't have every Tom, Dick and Harriet in on it, now can we?

Sincerely

Agent V

... (nasa) Messenger setup failed with error code '1603' now falling into the sun..........

... are we there yet????

Ok, who let a woman program the guidance system?

It says here on the box that the guidance system was made by a "TomTom". significant?

>Dose that mean your going to have to kill all of us now?

Don't tell my superiors, but from time to time I deliberately leak some details of the hoax. Then, when people hear about it, I have to "liquidate" them all!

Job security, my boy, job security!

Ahhh, so mixing business with pleasure!!!!

By liquidate, do you mean you are going to send me to Mercury as an Ambassador?

I think I left my asbestos coat at home.