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* Woman chews on chap's todger in fast food joint

Anonymous Coward

A likely story 

Coat

I'm having trouble believing the authenticity of this story, I think it has something to do with the premise that a guy would turn down a "swift BJ" from a Swedish woman.

Anonymous Coward

I question the credibility of this story? 

Happy

A man turning down a BJ ? cant have happend.

cor

Sausage jokes not allowed... 

Coat

- She was gagging for it. Clearly.

- "Make Swede love to me", she cried.

- So what did she do with her hot-dog in the confusion?

- Well, she won't be *coming* there again.

<coated>

Anonymous Coward

how? 

Paris Hilton

if he turned down the BJ, just HOW did she get it in her mouth to bite it off????

Foxhill

Good excuse 

If ever you needed to explain to your wife why there are chomp marks on your penis, this article shows you know how to go about making a good defence up.

Michael Miller

How?? 

Flame

She pulled his pants down. RTFA

Brendan Murphy

Imagine... 

If the genders were reversed. Do you think the sentence would have been a fine, if a man had forcibly performed a similar act on a woman?

Andy G

Turned down a BJ ??? 

Coat

... she MUST have been a minger ! ! ! !

/coat

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