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Woman chews on chap's todger in fast food joint

A 22-year-old Swedish woman has been found guilty of "assault and sexual harassment" for tucking into a stranger's penis after he declined her offer of a swift BJ, The Local reports The incident took place in March at a fast food outlet in Falköping. The unnamed assailant "approached the man and asked him several times if he …

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Coat

A likely story

I'm having trouble believing the authenticity of this story, I think it has something to do with the premise that a guy would turn down a "swift BJ" from a Swedish woman.

Happy

I question the credibility of this story?

A man turning down a BJ ? cant have happend.

Coat

Sausage jokes not allowed...

- She was gagging for it. Clearly.

- "Make Swede love to me", she cried.

- So what did she do with her hot-dog in the confusion?

- Well, she won't be *coming* there again.

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Paris Hilton

how?

if he turned down the BJ, just HOW did she get it in her mouth to bite it off????

Good excuse

If ever you needed to explain to your wife why there are chomp marks on your penis, this article shows you know how to go about making a good defence up.

Flame

How??

She pulled his pants down. RTFA

Imagine...

If the genders were reversed. Do you think the sentence would have been a fine, if a man had forcibly performed a similar act on a woman?

Coat

Turned down a BJ ???

... she MUST have been a minger ! ! ! !

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